clubbingirl Posted April 28 Report Share Posted April 28 Yo mama's so stupid, she thinks Tupac Shakur is a Jewish holiday. dgmodel 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sgoinon Posted April 29 Report Share Posted April 29 Yo mama's so tall she did a backflip and kicked Jesus in the chin. dgmodel 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dragonphi76 Posted April 29 Report Share Posted April 29 Yo Mama got one leg and one eye and everybody calls her Eye-lean. dgmodel 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dgmodel Posted May 2 Report Share Posted May 2 your mommas so stupid she thought taco bell was a phone company... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
clubbingirl Posted May 2 Author Report Share Posted May 2 yo mama's so stupid...when you were born, she looked at your umbilical cord and said, "Wow, it comes with cable too!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
clubbingirl Posted May 2 Author Report Share Posted May 2 yo mama's so stupid...she went to a football game thinkin the quarterback was a refund Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
clubbingirl Posted May 2 Author Report Share Posted May 2 your mama's so stupid...she noticed a sign reading 'Wet Floor'...so she just did! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
clubbingirl Posted May 2 Author Report Share Posted May 2 your mama's so stupid...I told her drinks were on the house...so she went and got a ladder... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
digitalphoenix Posted May 3 Report Share Posted May 3 Yo momma's so stupid when she saw the NC-17 (under 17 not admitted) sign, she went home and got 16 friends! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sgoinon Posted May 3 Report Share Posted May 3 Yo mama's so fat the back of her neck looks like a pack of hotdogs. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
klubchat Posted May 4 Report Share Posted May 4 funeeeeeeeee! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NOT IN USE Posted May 5 Report Share Posted May 5 your mom is so fat, i rolled over her twice, and i was still on top of her Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sgoinon Posted May 5 Report Share Posted May 5 Yo mama is so black she got in her car and the oil light turned on. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
poccnr Posted May 5 Report Share Posted May 5 yo mama is so fast, she's got an odometer to check for milage! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest godd3ss Posted May 12 Report Share Posted May 12 Yo mama's so dumb when I told her to take the trash out, she walked YOU out! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
discohead Posted May 12 Report Share Posted May 12 Yo mama so fat, she sat on a rainbow and skittles popped out!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snagglepulse Posted May 13 Report Share Posted May 13 Yo mama's so ugly, when she walked into the bank, they turned off all the security cameras. djmikey77 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
elevatedflow Posted May 17 Report Share Posted May 17 Yo momma so ugly the bitch got one big titty and one small titty and they call the bitch biggie smalls - Donnel Rawlings djmikey77 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
elevatedflow Posted May 17 Report Share Posted May 17 Yo momma is a carpenter's dream...she's flat as a board and she's never been screwed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bigpoppanils Posted May 17 Report Share Posted May 17 yo mama's so stupid....she makes mahalomenehune look like a genius. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
elevatedflow Posted May 17 Report Share Posted May 17 yo mama's so stupid....she makes mahalomenehune look like a genius.Im glad the master "VOLLEYBALLER" doesnt come around posting no more. Still though .. who won that damn PSP? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sgoinon Posted May 17 Report Share Posted May 17 Yo momma so fat she has been declared a natural habitat for Condors. djmikey77 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
clubbingirl Posted May 18 Author Report Share Posted May 18 Yo momma is a carpenter's dream...she's flat as a board and she's never been screwed.LOL! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bigpoppanils Posted May 18 Report Share Posted May 18 Im glad the master "VOLLEYBALLER" doesnt come around posting no more. Still though .. who won that damn PSP?i dont think there was an announcement for a winner Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
digitalphoenix Posted May 19 Report Share Posted May 19 Yo momma's so fat, the postal service gave her her own zip code! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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