Crackorn Posted December 5 Report Share Posted December 5 Over the course of my professional (!) life I've often imagined about the most entertaining way to get fired from my job. It would have to be talked about for YEARS to follow and possibly mentioned on various morning talk shows. I wouldn't just run into work nude and yell "TA-DA!!!!!!" either. I would get there regular time, fully dressed, go into the bathroom, strip down (possibly leave on the socks) and then just go about my everyday business. Get some coffee, maybe. Shake a hand or two. Give a "how are you?" to some cohorts. Sit at my desk and call my mom, perhaps. How long could I pull this off before I'm taken away in cuffs? We may find out soon enough. ------------------Too crazy for Boys Town, too much of a boy for Crazy Town.Do what thou wilt. Aleister CrowleyWe are the music makers, and we are the dreamers of dreams- Willy WonkaAIM: crackorn71 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wizard Posted December 5 Report Share Posted December 5 leave on your tie too, i think socks and a tie make a fine statement together. white tube socks with red and blue stripes preferably...------------------we must cultivate our gardens... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crackorn Posted December 5 Author Report Share Posted December 5 I've already done something kind of similar, wearing just a wife-beater and a hat, but I won't get into the details. Chick- SHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH------------------Too crazy for Boys Town, too much of a boy for Crazy Town.Do what thou wilt. Aleister CrowleyWe are the music makers, and we are the dreamers of dreams- Willy WonkaAIM: crackorn71 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
divalicious Posted December 5 Report Share Posted December 5 Originally posted by Crackorn:I've already done something kind of similar, wearing just a wife-beater and a hat, but I won't get into the details. Chick- SHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHOoooo, I want to know details!!! If I showed up nude at my last job (before I got fired!!), I would have probably not only kept the job, I might have gotten a promotion! That place was such a boy's club, and when I was hired, my supervisor was getting slaps on the back for hiring me, and bringing in some "nice scenery" as I heard it described once.------------------ Peace Love Happiness y'all DivaliciousNYC@aol.com Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crackorn Posted December 5 Author Report Share Posted December 5 Originally posted by divalicious: Ooooo, I want to know details!!! bringing in some "nice scenery" as I heard it described once.Didn't Big Josh say the same thing when he met you? Where is that boy? He'd better be at SnD! ------------------Too crazy for Boys Town, too much of a boy for Crazy Town.Do what thou wilt. Aleister CrowleyWe are the music makers, and we are the dreamers of dreams- Willy WonkaAIM: crackorn71 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
crookedcorn Posted December 5 Report Share Posted December 5 Crack- no more stories, please. You're killing us. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sneha Posted December 5 Report Share Posted December 5 Hey Crackorn,how are u? u better call me when u show up to work naked!s------------------how can i ignore?this is sex without touchingi'm going to explorei'm only into this toenjoy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
psknoll Posted December 5 Report Share Posted December 5 LOLOL, this is too funny!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crackorn Posted December 5 Author Report Share Posted December 5 Bump?------------------Too crazy for Boys Town, too much of a boy for Crazy Town.Do what thou wilt. Aleister CrowleyWe are the music makers, and we are the dreamers of dreams- Willy WonkaAIM: crackorn71 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eggmok Posted December 6 Report Share Posted December 6 naw dude . . .you're money if you just wear the hat and go barefoot . . .that's money . . .also, make sure you put plastic on your chair . . .------------------Life is too short to be small. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sgbrooklyn Posted December 6 Report Share Posted December 6 funny you mention that James... Last night I had a dream I was naked at work... Great minds think alike! Love, Sinem!------------------ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crackorn Posted December 6 Author Report Share Posted December 6 Originally posted by sdm1976:Hey Crackorn,how are u? u better call me when u show up to work naked!sYou've got it. Then it's straight to "Jewel Of India" for some naked vindaloo and nude nan. ------------------Too crazy for Boys Town, too much of a boy for Crazy Town.Do what thou wilt. Aleister CrowleyWe are the music makers, and we are the dreamers of dreams- Willy WonkaAIM: crackorn71 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lexxxi Posted December 6 Report Share Posted December 6 Originally posted by Crackorn:Over the course of my professional (!) life I've often imagined about the most entertaining way to get fired from my job. It would have to be talked about for YEARS to follow and possibly mentioned on various morning talk shows. I wouldn't just run into work nude and yell "TA-DA!!!!!!" either. I would get there regular time, fully dressed, go into the bathroom, strip down (possibly leave on the socks) and then just go about my everyday business. Get some coffee, maybe. Shake a hand or two. Give a "how are you?" to some cohorts. Sit at my desk and call my mom, perhaps. How long could I pull this off before I'm taken away in cuffs? We may find out soon enough. I haven't met you yet...maybe one day...but I would hope you would inform us of this event so that I could get front seat passes. I would luv to see the response of your peers when you did this. I would have to say this would be one of the most skilled ways of getting fired and carted off to the drunk tank for a couple of hours. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nickijay Posted December 6 Report Share Posted December 6 Can you imagine if it backfired and you got at promotion instead?????------------------ Boink like a bunny!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
evovr6 Posted December 6 Report Share Posted December 6 Yeah even seen that Seinfeld where George tries to get fired to go to the Mets? He wears Babe Ruth's uniform and gets sauce all over it, streaks the field and drags the Championship Trophy around the parking lot, and then his supervisor takes the fall and gets fired, stealing George's position at the Mets. Still, this is real life.... Make sure to get pics if you pull it off.------------------ http://nastynate.tsx.org Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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