funks0ul Posted June 7 Report Share Posted June 7 An airline's passenger cabin was being served by anobviously gay flight attendant, who seemed to put everyone in agood mood as he served them food and drinks.As the plane prepared to descend, he came swishingdown the aisle and announced to the passengers, "Captain Marvey hasasked me to announce that he'll be landing the big scary planeshortly, so lovely people, if you could just put your trays up,that would be super."On his trip back up the aisle, he noticed a well-dressed rather exoticlooking woman hadn't moved a muscle. "Perhaps youdidn't hear me over those big brute engines. I asked you to raise yourtrazy-poo, so the main man can pitty-pat us on the ground."She calmly turned her head and said, "In my country, I am called aPrincess. I take orders from no one."To which the flight attendant replied, without missing a beat, "Well,sweet-cheeks, in my country I'm called a Queen, so I out rank you."Tray-up, Bitch." djmikey77 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
raincry Posted June 7 Report Share Posted June 7 :rofl: being a fag hag i could totally appreciate that!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
clubbingirl Posted June 8 Report Share Posted June 8 haha, thats cute.Yoooo, i was at BLVD the other night and there was a line to the bathroom consisting of all males. so my girl and i surpassed all of them b/c we thought the girls line was up ahead. as it turns out it was a co-ed line. and the 'queen' up in front was like "na-unnn, just b/c you have a pussy doesn't mean you can cut me" i was dying...hahaha. so we just cut the line after her/him Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
raincry Posted June 8 Report Share Posted June 8 :laugh: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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