I'm a Princess

[funks0ul]

An airline's passenger cabin was being served by an

obviously gay flight attendant, who seemed to put everyone in a

good mood as he served them food and drinks.

As the plane prepared to descend, he came swishing

down the aisle and announced to the passengers, "Captain Marvey has

asked me to announce that he'll be landing the big scary plane

shortly, so lovely people, if you could just put your trays up,

that would be super."

On his trip back up the aisle, he noticed a well-dressed rather exotic

looking woman hadn't moved a muscle. "Perhaps you

didn't hear me over those big brute engines. I asked you to raise your

trazy-poo, so the main man can pitty-pat us on the ground."

She calmly turned her head and said, "In my country, I am called a

Princess. I take orders from no one."

To which the flight attendant replied, without missing a beat, "Well,

sweet-cheeks, in my country I'm called a Queen, so I out rank you.

"Tray-up, Bitch."

[raincry]

:rofl:

being a fag hag i could totally appreciate that!!!

[clubbingirl]

haha, thats cute.

Yoooo, i was at BLVD the other night and there was a line to the bathroom consisting of all males. so my girl and i surpassed all of them b/c we thought the girls line was up ahead. as it turns out it was a co-ed line. and the 'queen' up in front was like "na-unnn, just b/c you have a pussy doesn't mean you can cut me" i was dying...hahaha. so we just cut the line after her/him

[raincry]

:laugh: