funketeer Posted June 21 Report Share Posted June 21 From this point on you are all my bitches and you will receive periodical personalized PMs stating my wishes and commands, same which I advice you to comply with promptly and without murmurations in order to stay on Planet Earth...or else you'll be the witness of my wrath and I will steal your pets and ruin your cars and do many other mean things to ruin your day...I'm not joking this time, bitches...excercise caution and we'll do just fine.I love this new job! nden1078 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
digitalphoenix Posted June 21 Report Share Posted June 21 Funk is a new MOD?? Please let him be better than dgmodel...he's a whiner.Ok. Ciao!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ecstasyrvr Posted June 21 Report Share Posted June 21 mdamon7278 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
philippio Posted June 21 Report Share Posted June 21 From this point on you are all my bitches and you will receive periodical personalized PMs stating my wishes and commands, same which I advice you to comply with promptly and without murmurations in order to stay on Planet Earth...or else you'll be the witness of my wrath and I will steal your pets and ruin your cars and do many other mean things to ruin your day...I'm not joking this time, bitches...excercise caution and we'll do just fine.I love this new job! Your royal highness,I cannot begin to express my heartfelt appreciation. I look forward to serving you until you reach an old age (or get decapitated a la francaise, whichever comes first). Indebted in gratitude,A loyal servant mdamon7278 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mjm Posted June 21 Report Share Posted June 21 From this point on you are all my bitches and you will receive periodical personalized PMs stating my wishes and commands, same which I advice you to comply with promptly and without murmurations in order to stay on Planet Earth...or else you'll be the witness of my wrath and I will steal your pets and ruin your cars and do many other mean things to ruin your day...I'm not joking this time, bitches...excercise caution and we'll do just fine.NOW!! you are getting drowsy... sleepy.... sleepy.... you eyes are getting heavy. they are beginning to close....At the snap of my fingers you shall fall into a deep sleep & do as i please.OH NO!!!!!!the all mighty FUNK-ini Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
philippio Posted June 21 Report Share Posted June 21 Before you assume the throne, go make me a potato salad... bitch! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
raincry Posted June 21 Report Share Posted June 21 From this point on you are all my bitches and you will receive periodical personalized PMs stating my wishes and commands, same which I advice you to comply with promptly and without murmurations in order to stay on Planet Earth...or else you'll be the witness of my wrath and I will steal your pets and ruin your cars and do many other mean things to ruin your day...I'm not joking this time, bitches...excercise caution and we'll do just fine.I love this new job! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
funketeer Posted June 21 Author Report Share Posted June 21 Before you assume the throne, go make me a potato salad... bitch! too late, it just happened 5 minutes ago on a closed ceremony, bro...the new pope is much shorter than I thought!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
funketeer Posted June 21 Author Report Share Posted June 21 Your royal highness,I cannot begin to express my heartfelt appreciation. I look forward to serving you until you reach an old age (or get decapitated a la francaise, whichever comes first). Indebted in gratitude,A loyal servant I like your attitude kid, you're going places...I hereby proclaim you Duke of Hialeah and Kendal! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
funketeer Posted June 21 Author Report Share Posted June 21 You shall be known as Lady Raincry from now on, you are in charge of my breakfast and you will edit my Forbes weekly column...pass by my office later, I need to check your spelling. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
philippio Posted June 21 Report Share Posted June 21 I like your attitude kid, you're going places...I hereby proclaim you Duke of Hialeah and Kendal! :rofl: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
funketeer Posted June 21 Author Report Share Posted June 21 OH NO!!!!!!the all mighty FUNK-iniI want a copy of that picture hanging on every household, please begin distribution a.s.a.p.Portrait must be kept clean and centered in case of a surprise inspection...which dates I will not reveal, because...it would ruin the surprise, wouldn't it???World domination is the bomb-dee-gee-dee!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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mdamon7278 Posted June 21 Report Share Posted June 21 LORD FUNK...RISE BITCHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH nden1078 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vampress Posted June 22 Report Share Posted June 22 ,woohoo...............congratulations Funky!!!!Now start kicking stupid people out;)!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
digitalphoenix Posted June 22 Report Share Posted June 22 This man seems incoherent and upset about a subject wecould not possibly begin to understand......OK?????????Comprende................................Dickhead?* *Just checking if our censors were working tonight.............they're not! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
funketeer Posted June 22 Author Report Share Posted June 22 This man seems incoherent and upset at about a subject wecould not possibly begin to understand......OK?????????Comprende................................Dickhead?* *Just checking if our censors were working tonight.............they're not! I sent the censors out to get pizza...btw, who's the strikingly handsome gentleman on that picture? I hereby appoint you Count Digitalphoenix of Cutler Ridge and Gables by the Sea...enjoy biatchhhh!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
funketeer Posted June 22 Author Report Share Posted June 22 ,woohoo...............congratulations Funky!!!!Now start kicking stupid people out;)!!!!Hmmm...let me see, let me see... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dgmodel Posted June 22 Report Share Posted June 22 Please let him be better than dgmodel...he's a whiner.lol glad to see im on your mind... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
raincry Posted June 22 Report Share Posted June 22 ^^ You shall be known as Lady Raincry from now on, you are in charge of my breakfast and you will edit my Forbes weekly column...pass by my office later, I need to check your spelling. check this i made you some waffles with some warm fruit topping....just the way you like it...............after breakfast you have a meeting with the duke of hialeah and kendal.....he said that they are closing down all the winn dixies and his people will have nowhere to shop..... . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
funketeer Posted June 22 Author Report Share Posted June 22 ^^ check this i made you some waffles with some warm fruit topping....just the way you like it...............after breakfast you have a meeting with the duke of hialeah and kendal.....he said that they are closing down all the winn dixies and his people will have nowhere to shop..... .perfect, you'll be rewarded handsomely Lady Raincry what did you put on those waffles? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
raincry Posted June 22 Report Share Posted June 22 perfect, you'll be rewarded handsomely Lady Raincry what did you put on those waffles? i warmed the strawberries in a special syrup with a *hint* of brandy and white chocolate on top Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
funketeer Posted June 22 Author Report Share Posted June 22 i warmed the strawberries in a special syrup with a *hint* of brandy and white chocolate on top Pretty bitchin! maybe you can make the same for my official breakfast with Nelson Mandela? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
raincry Posted June 22 Report Share Posted June 22 Pretty bitchin! maybe you can make the same for my official breakfast with Nelson Mandela? i'll add a bit more brandy and order the royal bathers for that day Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
funketeer Posted June 22 Author Report Share Posted June 22 i'll add a bit more brandy Yeah, becareful though, Nelson gets a little tipsy and starts talking about Beyoncé and how Peter Gabriel is his friend and all that shit... I tell ya, this world domination gig is not an easy one Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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