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1.Have a loud public argument with me over who has a bigger penis, Spiderman or Batman.

2.Walk into an emergency room screaming of pain in her testes.

3.Split a case of Shaeffer with me at 11AM on a Saturday morning while watching Columbo

4.Act out the final scene between Ophelia and Laertes in the middle of 27th street between 10th and 11th ave.

5.Call every Muhammed Ali in the Queens phone book and demand that he tell her what George Foreman's left jab REALLY felt like.

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Damn. I need anyone like that! LOL! I love it.

Add a bit of Lady and Mr Mac in there, second scene and I think I'd be in shock. ;-)

-Oo

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Originally posted by Crackorn:

1.Have a loud public argument with me over who has a bigger penis, Spiderman or Batman.

2.Walk into an emergency room screaming of pain in her testes.

3.Split a case of Shaeffer with me at 11AM on a Saturday morning while watching Columbo

4.Act out the final scene between Ophelia and Laertes in the middle of 27th street between 10th and 11th ave.

5.Call every Muhammed Ali in the Queens phone book and demand that he tell her what George Foreman's left jab REALLY felt like.

LMFA®O, i seriosuley whish you luck in finding her... actually i met somebody 2 years ago that would do all those things, anything for a laugh.

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I'll do #2 with you!! I mean what you said in #2 ha ha, and I once called all the Beans in the phone book and asked them if they were baked, french, lima, runner, garbanzo...blah blah...but i was only 10 when i did that. Anything for a laugh!!!

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Originally posted by Crackorn:

3.Split a case of Shaeffer with me at 11AM on a Saturday morning while watching Columbo

Haven't had one of those in a LONG time...I always have to weirdest converstaions with ppl, talking about the most ridiculous things...I am all about anything for a laugh cwm27.gif

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Originally posted by chick:

Little known fact: Mussolini often kept the trains running on time.

Peace - Chick

And Columbo comes on at 2 not 11. Isnt 11 Soul Train?

I think SOul Train is 11 and Caliente is at noon? Canal 41, of course.

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Too crazy for Boys Town, too much of a boy for Crazy Town.

Do what thou wilt.

Aleister Crowley

We are the music makers, and we are the dreamers of dreams- Willy Wonka

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