mike_bindra Posted December 6 Report Share Posted December 6 Hey everyone. As Twilo's General Manager I have some things that I want to say on behalf of the club.I am very dissapointed that some of you would try to boycott the club. For years I have been bringing in the best dj talent in the world. And this is how you repay me? Some of you make it sound as if the private ambulance service I am running is a bad thing. Tell me Why? All I am doing is taking care of the people who fill my pockets with loads of money. If the ambulance was not there then those peole might have died(God Forbid) and not come back next week to see our fine dj's perform. Also whats this problem you guys have with stuffing people in closets. Obviously you must have not seen how clean and spacious they are. So to make you happy there will be some changes. All our closets will now be equipped with the same sound system and lighting that rocks the dancefloor just in case you ever find yourself resting(thats what I like to call it) inside. And as an added bonus I will take .50 cents off the cover price the next time you come to our wonderful club if you can just clean up the place after yourself so it looks nice for the next group of people that need to rest.Oh but here's the great part. For the low price of $50 you can take part in "The Closet Tours". They will be running Monday thru Thursday from 4pm to 4:15pm. This is will be going on for a very limited time only so come down and be part fo the fun. And finally I just want to break down what you get for your $35 admission price:-a night of great music-access to our now WORLD FAMOUS closets-free hosing down if necessary-an escort to sidewalk in front of club-ride to emergency doors of local hospitalIf there's anything you think would make the club better just tell me.P.S- If any of you are missing any friends tell me. I would be more than happy to check any corners or closets in the club. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lolly Posted December 6 Report Share Posted December 6 That really wasn't funny Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
j303j Posted December 6 Report Share Posted December 6 poor attempt at humor.------------------ALWAYS ORIGINATE, NEVER PIRATE.....AOL J303J Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
momadance Posted December 6 Report Share Posted December 6 not to funny man------------------"Puff, Puff, Pass" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jeffkaos Posted December 7 Report Share Posted December 7 That was hilarious!!!!!------------------"Join the Army, meet interesting people, kill them.""If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?""Dancing is a perpendicular expression of a horizontal desire." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
in_da_closet Posted December 7 Report Share Posted December 7 Originally posted by momadance:not to funny man*snore**snore*nods head ever so slightly in agreement**snore*--------------------it's dark in here... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kramadas Posted December 7 Report Share Posted December 7 I dunno...thought it was hilarious..eps. the closet tours!! HAha!------------------Raving is a state of mind.It has nothing to do with what you wear, how old you are or how you look.Its all about the vibe! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mp3some Posted December 7 Report Share Posted December 7 whatever dude...big bla bla bla....these fkn impostors r gettin to my nerves!------------------Peace, Love & Twilo for Everyone!!! "That's the last time I ever do crystal meth, speed, heroin, pot, 12 cookies' worth of acid, ether, ecstacy, and cocaine in a four- hour period.Or was that just Tranceport?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dschwed Posted December 7 Report Share Posted December 7 I can see it now .... claim check tickets to get your friends at the end of the night ....------------------Everything will be perfect .... tonight and forever.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bigbot Posted December 7 Report Share Posted December 7 Originally posted by mp3some:whatever dude...big bla bla bla....these fkn impostors r gettin to my nerves!LOL Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cazz926 Posted December 7 Report Share Posted December 7 LOL.Mr Bindra, can I get a valdidated frequent customer people check ticket. I am sure you know my freind, p00h. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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