djwho Posted December 7 Report Share Posted December 7 The Head nurse! ha ha ha ha ha ha Sorry guys a little corny but funny.DJwho? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
joeytvm Posted December 7 Report Share Posted December 7 Hehe.. Ok I'll tell a unique one.. What's the definition of trust? 2 male canibals 69ing. Hehe.. ------------------JoeyT.. =) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
happykittn Posted December 7 Report Share Posted December 7 Hehehe... This one doesn't have any sexual connotations and it isn't meant to be funny... but I'll share anyway. Here's a really old riddle that most of you have probably heard before... 80% of kindergarten kids got it right, compared to 15% of Stanford undergraduate students:What is...-more powerful than God-more evil than the devil-poor people have it-rich people don't-and if you eat it, you'll die?------------------The purpose of life? To die young as late as possible. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xhead68 Posted December 8 Report Share Posted December 8 Originally posted by happykittn:Hehehe... This one doesn't have any sexual connotations and it isn't meant to be funny... but I'll share anyway. Here's a really old riddle that most of you have probably heard before... 80% of kindergarten kids got it right, compared to 15% of Stanford undergraduate students:What is...-more powerful than God-more evil than the devil-poor people have it-rich people don't-and if you eat it, you'll die?uh oh, I think I'm dumber than 80% of all kindergarten students...ummmm.... whats the answer? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
happykittn Posted December 8 Report Share Posted December 8 Originally posted by xhead68: uh oh, I think I'm dumber than 80% of all kindergarten students...ummmm.... whats the answer?Does anyone else know?xhead68 ~ if nobody else does, I'll post it when I come back from my meeting in about an hour... you can mull it over until then... *off to discuss public policy* ------------------The purpose of life? To die young as late as possible. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mr.sick Posted December 8 Report Share Posted December 8 Originally posted by happykittn:Hehehe... This one doesn't have any sexual connotations and it isn't meant to be funny... but I'll share anyway. Here's a really old riddle that most of you have probably heard before... 80% of kindergarten kids got it right, compared to 15% of Stanford undergraduate students:What is...-more powerful than God-more evil than the devil-poor people have it-rich people don't-and if you eat it, you'll die?nothing. lol. i just figured it out too. good thing cuz i was about to kill myself.------------------"I want my two dollars!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nickijay Posted December 8 Report Share Posted December 8 Originally posted by djwho:The Head nurse! ha ha ha ha ha ha Sorry guys a little corny but funny.DJwho? hee hee, i was *head* nurse for halloween!! ------------------ Boink like a bunny!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
happykittn Posted December 8 Report Share Posted December 8 Very good, mr.sick... ------------------The purpose of life? To die young as late as possible. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
roly99 Posted December 8 Report Share Posted December 8 nothing?------------------ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lolly Posted December 8 Report Share Posted December 8 Originally posted by djwho:The Head nurse! ha ha ha ha ha ha Sorry guys a little corny but funny.DJwho? Funny! And the best part is, that I'm a nursing major! Maybe one day I'll be the head nurse. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
karch Posted December 8 Report Share Posted December 8 Originally posted by happykittn:Hehehe... This one doesn't have any sexual connotations and it isn't meant to be funny... but I'll share anyway. Here's a really old riddle that most of you have probably heard before... 80% of kindergarten kids got it right, compared to 15% of Stanford undergraduate students:What is...-more powerful than God-more evil than the devil-poor people have it-rich people don't-and if you eat it, you'll die?OK I'm gettin a headache trying to figure it out...------------------Did you find your ecstacy???E-mail: PrimeKMB2@aol.com Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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