misskittie Posted December 7 Report Share Posted December 7 I'm a Romantic." ( "I'm poor.") "I want a commitment." ( "I'm sick of masturbation." ) "I'll give you a call."( "I'd rather have my nipples torn off by wild dogs than see you again.") "You're the only girl I've ever cared about" ( "You are the only girl who hasn't rejected me." ) "I really want to get to know you better." ( "So I can tell my friends about it." ) "Haven't I seen you before?" ( "Nice ass." ) "She's kinda cute." ( "I want to have sex with her till I am blue." ) "I don't know if I like her" ( "She won't sleep with me." ) "I miss you so much" ( "I am so horny that my male-roommate is starting to look good." ) "Was it good for you?" ( "I'm insecure about my manhood." ) "How do I compare with all your other boyfriends?" ( "Is my penis really that small'?" )"I had a wonderful time last night." ( "Who the hell are you?" ) "Do you love me'?" ( "I've done something stupid and you might find out." ) "Do you 'really' love me'?" ( "I've done something stupid and you're going to find out sooner orlater.") "How much do you love me?"( "I've done something really stupid and someone's on their way to tellyouby now." ) "I have something to tell you." ( "Get tested." ) "I've been thinking a lot." ( "You're not as attractive as when I was drunk." ) "I've learned a lot from you." ( "Next!!!!" ) ------------------ "Love is friendship set to music." ...E. Joseph CrossmannAOL = MadamKittE Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
memorex Posted December 7 Report Share Posted December 7 HAHAHAHA LMFAO!!!! That's some funny shit! hahaha------------------Me More X!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mp3some Posted December 7 Report Share Posted December 7 That's very true!! - sometimes - ! hahahalol!!------------------Peace, Love & Twilo for Everyone!!! "That's the last time I ever do crystal meth, speed, heroin, pot, 12 cookies' worth of acid, ether, ecstacy, and cocaine in a four- hour period.Or was that just Tranceport?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tyco Posted December 7 Report Share Posted December 7 I just got busted.......Mikey------------------"If there are two of us, I will gladly bite it in half....." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
optimusprime Posted December 7 Report Share Posted December 7 That is very very funny and clever.It takes a real genius to cut and paste a mass-email.Very good. Are you taking that act on the road? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
misskittie Posted December 7 Author Report Share Posted December 7 Uhh I never said it was MINE!Damn ppl take horoscopes and toher jokes and put them on here and dont get crap. NORMALLY , I would put in the topic (NOT MY MATERIAL) or soemthing to the same effect. Now that was just a waste of energy! Some people need to pull those damn sticks that they have crammed way up their asses out already! ------------------ "Love is friendship set to music." ...E. Joseph CrossmannAOL = MadamKittE Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rachel1997 Posted December 7 Report Share Posted December 7 LOL!!!! ------------------ This genie grants 3 wishes... Hey I'm not sharing! He's all MINE! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
frodo Posted December 7 Report Share Posted December 7 LMAO Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jerseytom Posted December 7 Report Share Posted December 7 Great list... truth hurts! Now we have to come up with the female's guide!------------------One Love... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
roflmao Posted December 7 Report Share Posted December 7 roflmao Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
quanto_magnus Posted December 7 Report Share Posted December 7 LMAO!! Good one misskittie... ------------------Hugha.k.a. ibhugh, Bryan Adamsemail: ibhugh@yahoo.comaolim: hugesk8r Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hooj Posted December 7 Report Share Posted December 7 Hahahaha...LMAO...good one Kittie! Oh yeah...I don't think you need to spend any effort to reply to posts like the one made by our autobot friend over there....Hooj ----------------------------------------"There is no way to happiness. Happiness is the way." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lexxxi Posted December 7 Report Share Posted December 7 NNNIIICCCCEEEEEEEE!!!!!!! That's so hilarious!!!! I needed that today!!!! Thanks Kittie!!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
deelove Posted December 7 Report Share Posted December 7 I thought that it was so dang funny. I couldnt agree more with that one. I think guys all know that it is true...just admitt it...hahahahaha...hehehehe Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fletchnyc74 Posted December 7 Report Share Posted December 7 guy's someone is giving away our secrets!!!! ------------------ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ReginaP Posted December 7 Report Share Posted December 7 Ahehe...okay guys...which ones are true? All of them...? ------------------=) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
artful Posted December 8 Report Share Posted December 8 I'll have to agree with number 6--- but if the ass is really THAT nice well.... understand that I won't hear anything that whoever's talking to me at the moment has to say and I'll be walking all over the place to what appears to be no where in particular.------------------ <I'm a Fire-starter><Float like a butterfly, sting like a bee!!> <I got the glow, baby!!Can ya feel it?!? Now back up and give me some dancin' room!!>--- When the Artful speaks Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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