oldtimer Posted September 22 Report Share Posted September 22 turn on cnn... they're showing this plane about to crash land in a fe wminutes... this si fucking crazy... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nifer Posted September 22 Report Share Posted September 22 oh shit. that front wheel is FUCKED! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
oldtimer Posted September 22 Author Report Share Posted September 22 they made it!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
calebdead Posted September 22 Report Share Posted September 22 Good thing you posted this or else who knows what would've happened. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
oldtimer Posted September 22 Author Report Share Posted September 22 Good thing you posted this or else who knows what would've happened.yep, im the man Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lolahotass Posted September 22 Report Share Posted September 22 wow that was amazing!!!!!!!!!! :D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
elevatedflow Posted September 22 Report Share Posted September 22 I heard that people were drinking thier asses off and they gave away all the booze on the flight for free. There were even reports of multiple people becoming members of the mile high club, "just in case" ... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rachel1997 Posted September 22 Report Share Posted September 22 This is what is left of it!J/K Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
clubbingirl Posted September 22 Report Share Posted September 22 I heard that people were drinking thier asses off and they gave away all the booze on the flight for free. There were even reports of multiple people becoming members of the mile high club, "just in case" ... really? haha, thats aweomse Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jimk29 Posted September 22 Report Share Posted September 22 I heard that people were drinking thier asses off and they gave away all the booze on the flight for free. There were even reports of multiple people becoming members of the mile high club, "just in case" ...my cousin Walter jerked off in public once. True story. He was on a plane to New Mexico when all of the sudden the hydraulics went. The plane started spinning around, going out of control, so he decides it's all over and whips it out and starts beating it right there. So all the other passengers take a cue from him and they start whipping it out and beating like mad. So all the passengers are beating off, plummeting to their certain doom, when all of the sudden, *Snap* the hydraulics kick back in. The plane rights itself and it land safely and everyone puts their pieces or, whatever, you know, away and deboard. No one mentions the phenomenon to anyone else. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
misk Posted September 22 Report Share Posted September 22 ...he obviously mentioned it to u.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jimk29 Posted September 22 Report Share Posted September 22 ...he obviously mentioned it to u.... movie quote.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
elevatedflow Posted September 22 Report Share Posted September 22 movie quote....Mallrats was one of kevins smiths all time best! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jimk29 Posted September 22 Report Share Posted September 22 Mallrats was one of kevins smiths all time best!what? Like the back of a volkswagen? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
elevatedflow Posted September 22 Report Share Posted September 22 what? Like the back of a volkswagen?okay, lunch box, let's try this again. We tie you to the roof and you jump off and sail like a spitfire passing over lafours. You then swing up to the stage and knock out the pin. When that's gone, the stage is trashed, and we go smoke a bowl. You got it ? Now, get your fat ass up there. And, dude, don't forget your helmet. Snoogins. Fly, fatass, fly ! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jimk29 Posted September 22 Report Share Posted September 22 okay, lunch box, let's try this again. We tie you to the roof and you jump off and sail like a spitfire passing over lafours. You then swing up to the stage and knock out the pin. When that's gone, the stage is trashed, and we go smoke a bowl. You got it ? Now, get your fat ass up there. And, dude, don't forget your helmet. Snoogins. Fly, fatass, fly !Brandi: Suitor number 3, is your kiss like a soft breeze, a firm handshake or a jackhammer? Gil Hicks: Definitely a jackhammer, I'm in there with some pressure and when I'm done, you're not the same as before. You're changed. Brodie: Where do you come up with this shit? That's the cheesiest response to an honest question I have ever heard. I saw you kiss and it wasn't anything like that. Bob Summers: [Chuckling] Suitor #2, you'll have to wait until you're addressed before you respond. Brodie: Richard Dawson, why don't you just go back to your podium until it's time to play The Feud. All right? [Audience laughs] Gil Hicks: Who the hell did you see me kiss? Brodie: Some dude backstage. I don't know who he was but he seemed unimpressed. Gil Hicks: I didn't kiss any guy backstage. I swear. I'm not gay. Brodie: Hey, Suitorette, this guys a homophobe. You heard how repulsed he sounded. Is this the kind of guy you want to spend a vacation with? This hate-monger? Gil Hicks: I don't hate gay people. Brodie: So you love them? Gil Hicks: Yes. I mean no. Brodie: Textbook closet case self-loather. Can't be comfortable with his own sexuality. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jimk29 Posted September 22 Report Share Posted September 22 He's an alien, for Christ sake. His Kyrptonian biological makeup is enhanced by earth's yellow sun. If Lois gets a tan the kid could kick right through her stomach. Only someone like Wonder Woman has a strong enough uterus to carry his kid. The only way he could bang regular chicks is with a kryptonite condom. That would kill him. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iamme Posted September 22 Report Share Posted September 22 awesome scene Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jimk29 Posted September 22 Report Share Posted September 22 What you need is a fatty-boom-batty blunt, and I guarantee you'll be seeing a sailboat, an ocean, and maybe even some of those big-titted mermaids doing some of that lesbian shit. Look at me, look at me, you sloppy bitch! This really was a great movie. I might go home and watch it tonight. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
elevatedflow Posted September 22 Report Share Posted September 22 This really was a great movie. I might go home and watch it tonight.While we're on the subject, why get married now anyway ? You're in college. I was just gonna propose. The wedding wouldn't be 'til after we graduate. Waste of time. My grandmother always said, "why buy the cow when you get the sex for free ?" She did ? All the time. Of course she became a lesbian on her 60th birthday, but that's beside the point. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jimk29 Posted September 22 Report Share Posted September 22 You know, maybe one night me and Lunch Box are out we're mackin' some chick and shit, and she's, like, "Ooh, I want to suck youse guys' dicks off," and she's, like, "What your names?" And I'm, like, "Jay and Silent Bob." Reco'nize. And she's like, "Oh, I've read on the Internet that fuckin' youse guys are a couple of little fuckin' jerkoffs." And then she goes and sucks two other guys' dicks off instead. Well, FUCK that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
elevatedflow Posted September 22 Report Share Posted September 22 You know, maybe one night me and Lunch Box are out we're mackin' some chick and shit, and she's, like, "Ooh, I want to suck youse guys' dicks off," and she's, like, "What your names?" And I'm, like, "Jay and Silent Bob." Reco'nize. And she's like, "Oh, I've read on the Internet that fuckin' youse guys are a couple of little fuckin' jerkoffs." And then she goes and sucks two other guys' dicks off instead. Well, FUCK that.Oh, now we are busting out some dogma huh .. BETHANYI can't believe this shit! We're on the brink ofnonexistence and God's still nowhere to be found!What the fuck kind of deity gets kidnapped?!JAY(pulling open pants)Amen to that.BETHANY(suddenly notices him)What the hell are you doing?!JAYI'd say we've got about five minutes left to live;the whole world's going to end. You said you'dfuck me.BETHANYAre you a complete lunatic?! Everyone's out therebattling that thing and you want to cower backhere and jump my bones?! We have to go downfighting!JAYNo - no time for that foreplay stuff, just sex. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jimk29 Posted September 22 Report Share Posted September 22 Oh, now we are busting out some dogma huh .. and I thought you knew your Kevin Smith movies... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
elevatedflow Posted September 22 Report Share Posted September 22 and I thought you knew your Kevin Smith movies...i am embarressed here .. jay and silent bob strike back, the scene with affleck and them explaining why they have to stop the movie ... Fuck i cant believe i thought dogma ... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jimk29 Posted September 22 Report Share Posted September 22 I am the master of the C.L.I.T. Remember this fucking face. Whenever you see C.L.I.T., you'll see this fucking face. I make that shit work. It does whatever the fuck I tell it to. No one rules the C.L.I.T like me. Not this little fuck, none of you little fucks out there. I AM THE C.L.I.T. COMMANDER! Remember that, commander of all C.L.I.T.s! When it comes down to business, this is what I do. I pinch it like this. OOH you little fuck. Then I rub my nose with it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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