bp691 Posted October 11 Report Share Posted October 11 I'm heading to Vegas is 2 weeks. What are some definite do's and don'ts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stymie Posted October 11 Report Share Posted October 11 dont drive there for no reason in the middle of the night rolling face Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nomembername Posted October 11 Report Share Posted October 11 don't follow a black prostitute into a dark garage when she says "I know a good spot for us to go to" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bp691 Posted October 11 Author Report Share Posted October 11 we're flying out on a Wed. night and staying at the Venetian coming home Sat. night / Sun. morning Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xlr8ted Posted October 11 Report Share Posted October 11 Do not call 888-hot-cunt for hookers... Even when you deny them, they have an arsenal of hookers waiting down in the lobby ready for your pleasure.. They dont take no for an answer, even when your suite is a total mess and 6 guys are wasted on "vegas cocktails" and scaring them shit outta them.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phatbastad Posted October 11 Report Share Posted October 11 Do give him input....as in the 3rd.Dont throw your cell phone against a wall and break it into a zillion pieces Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
epleick Posted October 12 Report Share Posted October 12 DO go to a club called Drais - great scene and people ( a lot of people from LA) - also saw Corey Feldman and wife there! - really good house music and lotsa places to sit and chill.....Also recommend checking out the Cirque du Soleil shows if you haven't seen any - the O Show is great and Zumanity was fun....Hope you have a great trip.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
howienewport Posted October 12 Report Share Posted October 12 PM marcblemberg and see if he can put you on his guestlist for DJ AM. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nomembername Posted October 12 Report Share Posted October 12 If you ever have the opportunity to visit a real live crack house with a crack whore def jump on it. I do not suggest however waiting around all night/morning for her dealer to hook you up with an oz of blow cause chances are when you get to the bottom of the bag by the end of the week it will not be as good and just might fuck up your night.oh and don't agree to get in a car with the crack whore after the deal goes down, go to a supermarket where the crack whore can steal some baking soda and definitely whatever you do, DON'T invite the crack whore back to your room so she can take a bath while smoking her crack which she cooked in the room. have fun Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nomembername Posted October 12 Report Share Posted October 12 one more thing I forgot to mention...do not try to pay off random drug dealers in casino chips. for some reason they don't seem to like that Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scavenger81 Posted October 12 Report Share Posted October 12 put a $100 bill in your sock and don't spend it until you get mugged, and you're coming down from at least 3 different drugs, and you don't know where the fuck you are. $100 is enough for the cabbie to figure where your slurring, passing out, pale, vomitting ass needs to be ditched.It really helped at Ultra.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
foxylady69 Posted October 12 Report Share Posted October 12 she's going to vegas, not ultra. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stymie Posted October 12 Report Share Posted October 12 same thing Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phatbastad Posted October 12 Report Share Posted October 12 same thingright??? words of wisdom no matter where you are Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mrvip Posted October 12 Report Share Posted October 12 Contact Mr VIP for VIP access to the clubs that you go to so you won't have to wait in line Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kaydup Posted October 13 Report Share Posted October 13 make sure you tip the pilot Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xlr8ted Posted October 13 Report Share Posted October 13 Fuckin presentation time...... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xlr8ted Posted October 13 Report Share Posted October 13 Fuckin presentation time......Cxld!!! Yes! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
unclefester401 Posted October 13 Report Share Posted October 13 You're going to need a very fast car with no top, tape recorder for special music, aculpoco shirts, and cocaine. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
howienewport Posted October 13 Report Share Posted October 13 Watch "Fear and Loathing in LasVegas" a few days before you go. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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