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A group of young children were sitting in a circle with their teacher. The teacher was asking them all questions:

"Davy, what noise does a cow make?"

"It goes moo."

"Alice, what noise does a cat make?"

"It goes meow."

"Jamie, what sound does a lamb make?"

"It goes baaa."

"Jennifer, what sound does a mouse make?"

"Ummm... It goes click!"

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Kinda reminds me of another joke:

A group of young children were sitting in a circle with their teacher. The teacher was asking them all questions:

"Tommy, what noise does a cow make?"

"It goes moo."

"Jenny, what noise does a cat make?"

"It goes meow."

"Johnny, what sound does a lamb make?"

"It goes baaa."

"Tyrone, what sound does a pig make?"

"Ummm...it goes Freeze muthafucka!"

Let the tomatoes fly.

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:watching Rachel toss salad:

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"Be excellent to each other." - Rufus

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