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I did. Every time I would take a dump, pieces of shit would get stuck in my asshole hair. I tried everything to alleviate this, however nothing worked.

All the wiping techniques, back-to-front, side-to-side, circular motion etc... Nada, same result. My asshole hair is denser then the Burmese jungle, so I would always have to take a shower afterwards or else my asshole would become one big itchy crust.

So, I decided to shave my a-hole. I figure, if I get rid of the hair, I get rid of the problem. I used a MACH 3 in the shower yesterday (same razor I use for my sack) and let me tell you it was a MIRACLE.

Now, I realize that usually only porn stars will have their holes shaven but it is so good I will never stop.

Oh, and p.s. For some reason the water in the shower went cold on me and I had to endure it for a few minutes. The result was that my nutsack shriveled and tightened up into what looked like an alien cocoon, thus making it much easier to shave my balls. So, I recommend splashing some ice cold water on your sack before shaving.

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I did. Every time I would take a dump, pieces of shit would get stuck in my asshole hair.

you know there is actually a name for that? it is part of my anti-niceguy speech and how they actually delude women more than most (honest) assholes, yet still don´t get any.

if you don’t have the courage to be honest with yourself and with women, then you are a dingleberry. you know what a dingleberry is? it’s that little piece of shit that sticks to the hair of your ass. a dingleberry is so close to the pussy but never makes it all the way to the front. so if you want to be a dingleberry for the rest of your life and make excuses for why you can’t get women, continue.

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you know there is actually a name for that? it is part of my anti-niceguy speech and how they actually delude women more than most (honest) assholes, yet still don´t get any.

if you don’t have the courage to be honest with yourself and with women, then you are a dingleberry. you know what a dingleberry is? it’s that little piece of shit that sticks to the hair of your ass. a dingleberry is so close to the pussy but never makes it all the way to the front. so if you want to be a dingleberry for the rest of your life and make excuses for why you can’t get women, continue.

oh alright

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I did. Every time I would take a dump, pieces of shit would get stuck in my asshole hair. I tried everything to alleviate this, however nothing worked.

All the wiping techniques, back-to-front, side-to-side, circular motion etc... Nada, same result. My asshole hair is denser then the Burmese jungle, so I would always have to take a shower afterwards or else my asshole would become one big itchy crust.

So, I decided to shave my a-hole. I figure, if I get rid of the hair, I get rid of the problem. I used a MACH 3 in the shower yesterday (same razor I use for my sack) and let me tell you it was a MIRACLE.

Now, I realize that usually only porn stars will have their holes shaven but it is so good I will never stop.

Oh, and p.s. For some reason the water in the shower went cold on me and I had to endure it for a few minutes. The result was that my nutsack shriveled and tightened up into what looked like an alien cocoon, thus making it much easier to shave my balls. So, I recommend splashing some ice cold water on your sack before shaving.

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next time they get stuck up there try these... brillo-3.jpg

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