calebdead Posted January 4 Report Share Posted January 4 I did. Every time I would take a dump, pieces of shit would get stuck in my asshole hair. I tried everything to alleviate this, however nothing worked. All the wiping techniques, back-to-front, side-to-side, circular motion etc... Nada, same result. My asshole hair is denser then the Burmese jungle, so I would always have to take a shower afterwards or else my asshole would become one big itchy crust. So, I decided to shave my a-hole. I figure, if I get rid of the hair, I get rid of the problem. I used a MACH 3 in the shower yesterday (same razor I use for my sack) and let me tell you it was a MIRACLE. Now, I realize that usually only porn stars will have their holes shaven but it is so good I will never stop.Oh, and p.s. For some reason the water in the shower went cold on me and I had to endure it for a few minutes. The result was that my nutsack shriveled and tightened up into what looked like an alien cocoon, thus making it much easier to shave my balls. So, I recommend splashing some ice cold water on your sack before shaving.Response? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Felix_Leiter Posted January 4 Report Share Posted January 4 PM kaydup or xlr8ted Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tastey Posted January 4 Report Share Posted January 4 I did. Every time I would take a dump, pieces of shit would get stuck in my asshole hair. you know there is actually a name for that? it is part of my anti-niceguy speech and how they actually delude women more than most (honest) assholes, yet still don´t get any.if you don’t have the courage to be honest with yourself and with women, then you are a dingleberry. you know what a dingleberry is? it’s that little piece of shit that sticks to the hair of your ass. a dingleberry is so close to the pussy but never makes it all the way to the front. so if you want to be a dingleberry for the rest of your life and make excuses for why you can’t get women, continue. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
elevatedflow Posted January 4 Report Share Posted January 4 My asshole hair is denser then the Burmese jungle, Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
howienewport Posted January 4 Report Share Posted January 4 In general, I'm a big fan of the Gillette MACH 3 Turbo. Thank god I don't need to shave my asshole. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
calebdead Posted January 4 Author Report Share Posted January 4 you know there is actually a name for that? it is part of my anti-niceguy speech and how they actually delude women more than most (honest) assholes, yet still don´t get any.if you don’t have the courage to be honest with yourself and with women, then you are a dingleberry. you know what a dingleberry is? it’s that little piece of shit that sticks to the hair of your ass. a dingleberry is so close to the pussy but never makes it all the way to the front. so if you want to be a dingleberry for the rest of your life and make excuses for why you can’t get women, continue.oh alright Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
oldtimer Posted January 5 Report Share Posted January 5 I did. Every time I would take a dump, pieces of shit would get stuck in my asshole hair. I tried everything to alleviate this, however nothing worked. All the wiping techniques, back-to-front, side-to-side, circular motion etc... Nada, same result. My asshole hair is denser then the Burmese jungle, so I would always have to take a shower afterwards or else my asshole would become one big itchy crust. So, I decided to shave my a-hole. I figure, if I get rid of the hair, I get rid of the problem. I used a MACH 3 in the shower yesterday (same razor I use for my sack) and let me tell you it was a MIRACLE. Now, I realize that usually only porn stars will have their holes shaven but it is so good I will never stop.Oh, and p.s. For some reason the water in the shower went cold on me and I had to endure it for a few minutes. The result was that my nutsack shriveled and tightened up into what looked like an alien cocoon, thus making it much easier to shave my balls. So, I recommend splashing some ice cold water on your sack before shaving.Response?next time they get stuck up there try these... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SlickSlider Posted January 5 Report Share Posted January 5 Brillo takes care of the hair at the same time, so you don't even have to shave. Works great for me everytime. j/k Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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