Felix_Leiter Posted January 6 Report Share Posted January 6 some guy was takin a shit in the sinkfuckin psycho Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stymie Posted January 6 Report Share Posted January 6 pic? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
funks0ul Posted January 6 Report Share Posted January 6 someone took a shit in one of the elevators in my building.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Felix_Leiter Posted January 6 Author Report Share Posted January 6 someone took a shit in one of the elevators in my building....id love to get stuck in an elevator with you Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phatbastad Posted January 6 Report Share Posted January 6 corn? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
howienewport Posted January 6 Report Share Posted January 6 some guy was takin a shit in the sinkfuckin psychoI did that at a Taco Bell once. I've crapped in trash cans too. "Upper Decking" at an assholes house party is cool too. When I worked on a commercial fishing boat, we used to crap in a bucket and rinse it out with seawater by tying it to a rope and tossing it over the side, then just "drag it" till the next person needs it.Oh, I've crapped on the hoods of countless cars and doorsteps too. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
howienewport Posted January 6 Report Share Posted January 6 If anyone is considering crapping on someone's car or doorstep, here's a little piece of advice: Take your pants & undies off completly and leave your shoes on, that way if you get spotted mid-crap at least you can run and not get shit all over your stuff. Then you can put your stuff on at a safe hiding place and hopefully get away. I've NEVER been caught. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest gabo Posted January 6 Report Share Posted January 6 If anyone is considering crapping on someone's car or doorstep, here's a little piece of advice: Take your pants & undies off completly and leave your shoes on, that way if you get spotted mid-crap at least you can run and not get shit all over your stuff. Then you can put your stuff on at a safe hiding place and hopefully get away. I've NEVER been caught.I just had the funniest visual: you hauling ass down the street with penny loafers and a turd hanging outta ur ass. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
howienewport Posted January 6 Report Share Posted January 6 Oh yeah, I also crapped in some inter-building mail containers/bins in large office builings and then sent them through the conveyor/system to other floors. That was one of my more "creative" moments. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
howienewport Posted January 6 Report Share Posted January 6 I just had the funniest visual: you hauling ass down the street with penny loafers and a turd hanging outta ur ass.It's happened a few times, but I had an escape plan. I'd pay to have seen the look on some of those cops faces when they put the spotlight on me squatting on the hood of a car dropping a steamer. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
elevatedflow Posted January 6 Report Share Posted January 6 It's happened a few times, but I had an escape plan. I'd pay to have seen the look on some of those cops faces when they put the spotlight on me squatting on the hood of a car dropping a steamer.your my hero Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jimk29 Posted January 6 Report Share Posted January 6 I did that at a Taco Bell once. I've crapped in trash cans too. "Upper Decking" at an assholes house party is cool too. When I worked on a commercial fishing boat, we used to crap in a bucket and rinse it out with seawater by tying it to a rope and tossing it over the side, then just "drag it" till the next person needs it.Oh, I've crapped on the hoods of countless cars and doorsteps too.Nothing like an upper decker... classic move. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
oldtimer Posted January 6 Report Share Posted January 6 I did that at a Taco Bell once. I've crapped in trash cans too. "Upper Decking" at an assholes house party is cool too. When I worked on a commercial fishing boat, we used to crap in a bucket and rinse it out with seawater by tying it to a rope and tossing it over the side, then just "drag it" till the next person needs it.Oh, I've crapped on the hoods of countless cars and doorsteps too.your mother must be proud... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
howienewport Posted January 7 Report Share Posted January 7 your mother must be proud...One would think she would be........................ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phatman Posted January 7 Report Share Posted January 7 ...howie's forte in fecal matters and procedures leads me to believe i have not truly lived... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
weyes Posted January 7 Report Share Posted January 7 howienewport: !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lolahotass Posted January 7 Report Share Posted January 7 ...howie's forte in fecal matters and procedures leads me to believe i have not truly lived... forte in fecal matters Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
howienewport Posted January 7 Report Share Posted January 7 ...howie's forte in fecal matters and procedures leads me to believe i have not truly lived...I went through a "streaking" phase in my mid twenties that was pretty edgy too. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
intoxikated Posted January 8 Report Share Posted January 8 lmao dude that disturbing...the building where i work is so ghetto and dirty....one day i walked into the girls bathroom and there was shit splattered EVERYWHERE...on the sinks, the walls, on the floor...no idea what the fuck they do in there, but since then ive held it in all day or i go to the restarant down the block... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
koky Posted January 8 Report Share Posted January 8 crap rocks !! makes for some intresting stories !! God knows i have a few Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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