Threat alert will not be elevated (WTF???)

[funketeer]

CIA confirms speaker on tape is bin Laden

Al-Qaida leader vows strikes against U.S. in audio aired by Al-Jazeera

Let me understand this, CIA confirms a tape with Bin Laden's voice swearing he's out to cause mayhem and the threat alert will not be elevated???

CAIRO, Egypt - The CIA confirmed Thursday that the voice on an audiotape aired Thursday claiming al-Qaida is making preparations to attack the United States again but offering a truce “with fair conditions†is that of the terrorist group’s leader, Osama bin Laden.

The Full Montego Bay

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/10924015/

[philippio]

...Let me understand this, CIA confirms a tape with Bin Laden's voice swearing he's out to cause mayhem and the threat alert will not be elevated???

Does it really matter? It's just colors! Hell, if you want to see a different color, drop some acid.

[mdamon7278]

Confidence is High

[philippio]

Confidence is High

[mfiorellino]

How much you wanna bet that if there was an election coming up soon they'd be raising the terror alert.

[funketeer]

How much you wanna bet that if there was an election coming up soon they'd be raising the terror alert.

$5

[philippio]

How much you wanna bet that if there was an election coming up soon they'd be raising the terror alert.

How much do you want to bet that if a leaf looking like the Iraqi flag falls off a tree in the US, they'll raise the terror alert?

[funketeer]

How much you wanna bet you wanna bet as much as I wanna bet?

[obby]

I wanna bet you havn't thought of the "why now" subject. Why release an audio tape after 2 years of not being heard of? What a coincidence that this aired two days after a U.S. aircraft attacked a compound known to be frequented by high-level al Qaeda operatives. Pakistani officials have now told the U.S. that al Qaeda leader Ayman al-Zawahiri, Osama bin Laden's top lieutenant, may have been among them. We now know 4 key figures were taken out. Many feel al Qaeda realeased this tape to help bring up the moral of the al Qaeda fighters who have been devasted by this blow from the U.S.

I also wanna bet you're going to get drunk this weekend.

[philippio]

...

I also wanna bet you're going to get drunk this weekend.

You win, my friend!

[funketeer]

I also wanna bet you're going to get drunk this weekend.

That alone seems a reasion dangerous enough to elevate the threat level, I mean...at least on south beach

[philippio]

That alone seems a reasion dangerous enough to elevate the threat level, I mean...at least on south beach

[meng]

Isn't this the same shit we've been hearing since 9/12/01?

Be afraid, America....be very afraid.....

[obby]

That alone seems a reasion dangerous enough to elevate the threat level, I mean...at least on south beach

Recent chatter has indicated that Miami dance floor terrorist "Alfredo Funk" has planned to detonate some new dance moves at one of the many nightclubs in the Miami Beach area. Officials are discussing whether to raise our terror alert from yellow to orange in spite of the recent findings.

Developing!!!!

[funketeer]

[digitalphoenix]

Isn't this the same shit we've been hearing since 9/12/01?

Be afraid, America....be very afraid.....

[obby]

Isn't this the same shit we've been hearing since 9/12/01?

Be afraid, America....be very afraid.....

That is terrorism for you.

FEAR FEAR FEAR

[funketeer]

That is terrorism for you.

FEAR FEAR FEAR

[philippio]

That is terrorism for you.

FEAR FEAR FEAR

Ok... so I wasn't scared before. But now I'm scared.

[funketeer]

Ok... so I wasn't scared before. But now I'm scared.

If you ask Chuck Norris what time it is, he always says, "Two seconds 'til."

After you ask, "Two seconds 'til what?" he roundhouse kicks you in the face.

[philippio]

If you ask Chuck Norris what time it is, he always says, "Two seconds 'til."

After you ask, "Two seconds 'til what?" he roundhouse kicks you in the face.

Brilliant! Fucking brilliant!

[obby]

I found this to be a good read and related to this thread so................

January 30, 2006

Deconstructing Bin Laden

by Victor Davis Hanson

Tribune Media Services

http://www.victorhanson.com/articles/hanson013006.html

We don't know whether the latest and much-discussed Osama bin Laden tape was recorded recently. But the harangue is still a valuable reflection of the current al Qaeda hierarchy that broadcast it to the world.

First, things must be going very badly for the terrorists to propose a ceasefire: "We don't mind offering you a long-term truce."

In truth, the winning side does not ask for a reprieve. Losing autocrats — whether the officers of the German army in the summer of 1918 or Hitler's cadre in the spring of 1945 — always "don't mind" sending out peace feelers in the 11th hour to salvage their power before they lose it for good.

That is not to say there won't be more sacrifices to come. The battles of the Bulge and Okinawa were the most costly for Americans of World War II, and ended just months before the Nazi and Japanese capitulations.

But examine al Qaeda's plight. Bin Laden's home base in Afghanistan is lost for good. Elites of his terrorist organization are targeted from the air even in the supposedly safe Pakistani borderlands. Plenty of al Qaeda terrorists have been killed in Iraq. Europe is suddenly galvanizing against Islamic fascism. (France even mentions the unmentionable of targeting terrorist patrons with nuclear weapons.) India has no tolerance for Islamic extremism. The terrorist sponsors of Iran and Syria are finally becoming international pariahs. And thousands of Muslims have demonstrated in Lebanon and Jordan against terrorist bombers.

Because bin Laden has failed to repeat 9/11, he oddly feels he must explain to his American targets why he has been unable to kill them. In a "Wizard of Oz" pay-no attention-to-that-man-behind-the-curtain moment, he offers us this: "The delay in similar operations happening in America has not been because of failure to break through your security measures."

Second, al Qaeda's talking points seem to derive from American anti-war rhetoric, as bin Laden and Co. desperately cling to the notion that our resolve may yet crumble. Whether domestic critiques of the Bush administration's anti-terror policies are heartfelt or gratuitous, accurate or fabricated, an encouraged bin Laden doesn't care: He simply regurgitates these arguments as his own to throw back against us. Either bin Laden can't come up with any more grievances himself, or he figures that Americans are better at making his case for him.

So if American opponents of the present effort (whom bin Laden calls "the sensible people") adduce polls showing increasing anti-war sentiment, then bin Laden is likewise encouraged by "polls calling for withdrawing the troops." Sen. Edward Kennedy, D-Mass., alleges that "Saddam's torture chambers reopened under new management: U.S. management." To bin Laden, there similarly "is no difference" between Saddam's jail and ours. Sen. Richard Durbin, D-Ill., derides Guantanamo as an American Stalinist or Hitlerian scandal. So bin Laden rages about Guantanamo.

Bin Laden now derides in derogatory terms the "quartet of Bush, Cheney, Rumsfeld and Wolfowitz." How often did critics in the United States demonize these four administration leaders? And remember the media storm that followed the president's ostentatious landing on an American carrier at the end of the three-week war? The cave-dwelling bin Laden comments about "that fake, ridiculous show aboard the aircraft carrier."

Western journalists have written dozens of books comparing the United States to a rogue state that should apologize for its crimes. Bin Laden quotes them chapter and verse: "It would be useful for you to read the book 'Rogue State.'" That is William Blum's anti-American screed that has soared in the Amazon.com ratings on bin Laden's recommendation.

Some anti-war Americans argue that Halliburton profiteering is the real reason for the war on terror. So bin Laden damns the "merchants of war in America who have supported Bush's election campaign with billions of dollars."

And, despite three successful elections in Iraq, critics here alleged that the U.S. administration had no "plan" — a charge now parroted by bin Laden: "Bush does not have a plan to make his alleged victory in Iraq come true."

Third, bin Laden conveniently distorts history to achieve victim status. Again, he relies on many Americans' penchant for blaming themselves first.

Thus, according to bin Laden's logic, al Qaeda's unprovoked mass murder of Sept. 11 was righteous "vengeance."

Although the Taliban wrecked Afghanistan — which is now being rebuilt through Western aid — in bin Laden's self-pitying universe his own plan during a truce would be to "build Iraq and Afghanistan."

Desert oil is extracted at $5 a barrel and sold by Middle East regimes at near $70. Even so, to bin Laden, Americans have "stolen our money."

Bin Laden ends his maudlin nonsense by telling us Americans that "there is a lesson for you."

In fact, there are three lessons. Al Qaeda terrorists are losing. Their only hope is to mimic critics in the United States for ideas about derailing American military and diplomatic efforts that are destroying them. And as they go down, they play the victim in desperate search of pity and thus reprieve.

For most Americans — nice try, but still no cigar.