theplant Posted January 27 Report Share Posted January 27 xlrt8d .... Cookie, hurry up, we're late to meet Crowina. And I want to meet that Emjay. I cant wait to finally see itCookie .... Zip it! Like a Zimma!xlrt8d ... Oh there's Steve!Cookie .... Stop itxlrt8d ...... Steve, I got your favorite stalker with me tonight..... Steve? Steve? Where you running to? She is harmless.Cookie...... Come on, we gotta find crowina.xlt8d...... I cant wait to meet it either.Cookie ..... It?xltr8d ...... Ooo, is THAT Evan?Evan ..... Xltr8d! You look havent change.xltr8d ...... But you have. Whats with the spiked hair, orange tan, and the guido sweat band around your head?Evan..... Im launching a new site. Its called EvanWasHereHottie.com. Dont be hauter. Enjoy my hautness. Cookie..... We gotta run. xlt8d ...... I wish Evan "wasnt here." xlt8d ...... Do you see Crowina?Cookie..... No. Crowina was suppose to bring chocolate chip Cookies.xltr8d ... SHE was? Then what the hell do I need you you for!Howie ..... Hey Cookie. I cant find Crowina. Can you?Cookie..... No. Did you look hard?Howie...... Stymie told me Crowina's a hot asian.Cookie...... Dude shes aint Asian.Howie ..... She's not Asian?! Well to the hell with this party! Im off to Dim Sum.Nomembername.... Okay. Im here.Xltr8d ....... What took you so longer.NNM .... Excuse me. Im not industry. I had to wait in line with the rest of the I-dont-care-for-house-music-only-here-for-drunk-chicks-that-toss-your-salad crowd. Xltr8d..... What did you say? Can you whisper it in my ear?NMN ........ Nice try. Xltr8d ..... Come on. Put your arm around my shoulder and tell me what you said.NMN...... Careful. I'll sick the dancing poet on you.Emjay .... Here I amxltr8d ..... IT... is here!Cookie .... Whats with you and the it!NMN ..... Fatty, Whats with the Lauren Hill bandana?Emjay .. Its not a bandana.NMN ... Yes it is.Emjay ... No its NOT. LIsten, i'm not gonna sit here and argue with you, dude. Stop riding my dick! Now hop off my dck!xltr8d ..... THAT is hautness right there.Sexybabygirlsexy..... Sorry Im late. My fiance was parking the X5, and you know the house we bought with all the money from the salon...Everyone..... OH SHUT UP!Crowina ... Hi everyone. Here I am.Group .... CROWINA!!!!! YEAHHH!!!NMN .... Crowina! Wow You are hot. Xlt8d ..... Haut or hot?NMN ...... Here, I gotta whisper something in your ear.Cookie.... Its great to meet you.Crowina.... Hey I got us a table. And I brought cookies.Emjay .... Im hungry.Xltr8d ... It's hungry. Where are the cookies?Crowina ... The cookies are in my bag. Oh I gotta go to the restroom. Cookie, can you watch my bag. I'll be right back.Cookie ... No problem. Bye Crowina.NMN ..... Did anyone see the cookies in the bag? Emjay ..... Wow those looked good.Xlrt8d .... Chocolate chip with nuts. Emjay .... They looked pretty good .. but they are in her bag.NMN ..... You know ...... We can go through her bag!!!Xltr8d .... Good idea.Cookie .... We can not go through her bag!NMN ..... We can for COOKIES.Cookie .... We can not go through her bag for the cookies!!!Xltr8d .... Steve Porter would have gone through her bag for cookies.Cookie .... We can not go through her bag for the cookies!!!Xlrt8d .... But ...... Cookie ..... But what ...Xlrt8d .... But ...... what if her bag ...... happens to empty all over the table?!Cookie ..... X!Xlrt8d .... Empty the friggen bag people on the table PEOPLE!Cookie ..... Stop!Xlrt8d .... Eat fast before the bag lady returns! Eat for the love of God!NMN ..... These are better than my famous Amos cookies.Cookie ..... Say what?Xlrt8d .... Eat! Eat Eat!NMN ..... God Im thirsty. Got milk?Deepsell .. Hey everyone.NMN ..... Sorry we cant talk. We're eating Crowina's stuff from her bag.Deepsell .. Thats just like you. You never share a cookie with me! But you blow up my aim to get in free to the party.Xlrt8d .... Omg these cookies are good. I wonder what she puts in them.Crowina ........ Omg ! Xltr8d .... uh uhCrowina ........ You went through my bag!!!!!NMN .... We didnt go through your bag for the cookies.Xltr8d .... No. Theyre all over the table. There is no reason to go through your bag!Crowina ........ You cant make cookies yourself. You use MY connections to get free cookies. And then you dont even share.Deepsell .. They didnt share with me either. And they take advantage of me too. And Im even industry.NMN .... Listen you! ONCE THE COOKIES ARE ON ON THE TABLE, ITS FAIR GAME!!Crowina ........ What?NMN .... Once on the table, bye bye! Thats the rules. Crowina ........ Im going to report you to the dancing poet.NMN .... Let me whisper the rules in your ear.Evan ....... There are my boyZ! Lets hear if for the hautness! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stymie Posted January 27 Report Share Posted January 27 that one kinda sucked Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Felix_Leiter Posted January 27 Report Share Posted January 27 :laugh: best one yet Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kaydup Posted January 27 Report Share Posted January 27 couldnt get past first 3 linesterrible Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nomembername Posted January 27 Report Share Posted January 27 I don't think I've enjoyed any of the plant's stories after the first couple...he should retire Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
elevatedflow Posted January 27 Report Share Posted January 27 i feel the story needs more of the followinga. drugsb. sexc. insults not in that particular order Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cookie6 Posted January 27 Report Share Posted January 27 what thaa fuck?Yo Plant-you are one tapped mofo Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
crowina Posted January 27 Report Share Posted January 27 hey i got better stuff then a bunch of cookies... mind you i work in a bakery... cannolis, napoleons, eclairs, sfingi... enjoy your cookies. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dgmodel Posted January 27 Report Share Posted January 27 couldnt get past first 3 linesterribleagreed... its just not funny, nor entertaining... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nomembername Posted January 27 Report Share Posted January 27 so we all agree that deepspell should stop posting as the plant? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dgmodel Posted January 27 Report Share Posted January 27 whoever it is; they should hang it up... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Felix_Leiter Posted January 27 Report Share Posted January 27 im pretty sure its Al Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kaydup Posted January 27 Report Share Posted January 27 I would say milk he is the only one that posted it was funny Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dgmodel Posted January 27 Report Share Posted January 27 yeah but they shadow each others posts often... who knows... one thing i do know about this, is its corny. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Felix_Leiter Posted January 27 Report Share Posted January 27 CP is corny period.but i thought the last one was put together pretty wellcome to think of it.. could be x or kaydup too. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kaydup Posted January 27 Report Share Posted January 27 nah i havent met those people and plant for a name is fucking dumb Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Felix_Leiter Posted January 27 Report Share Posted January 27 nah i havent met those people and plant for a name is fucking dumbyea plant is a dumb name.. but theplant kinda has similar jokes like you and x.. using shit posted on the board and twisting it around to make a story of it..who knows.. who cares..i dont see the big deal really Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kaydup Posted January 27 Report Share Posted January 27 ahhh what Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nomembername Posted January 27 Report Share Posted January 27 ahhh whatyou grumpy cause X is gone? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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