ok this one is better

[xlr8ted]

PROSTITUTE'S TAX RETURN

A woman walks into an accountant's office and tells him that she needs to

file her taxes.

The accountant says, "Before we begin, I'll need to ask you a few questions."

He gets her name, address, social security number, etc., and then asks,

"What is your occupation?"

"I'm a whore," she says.

The accountant is somewhat taken back and says, "No, No, No, that won't work.

That is too gross. Let's try to rephrase that"

The woman says, "OK, I'm a high-end call girl."

"No, that is still too crude. Try again."

They both think for a minute; then the woman says, "I'm an elite chicken

farmer."

The accountant asks, "What does chicken farming have to do with being a

prostitute?"

"Well, I raised over a thousand little peckers last year."

"Good enough."