paradeatw Posted April 13 Report Share Posted April 13 HA! The best thread of all time!Man vs Cat With Human Traits!!!What do you think of that? Who will tear the beats up better? Never before has anyone discussed such a great topic! I mean, I LOVE THEM BOTH! What would we do without the both of them? How would NYC survive without JP? Could Garfield wrestle JP into a Khole? Will JPs master delay button skills spin Garfield into a dizzy frenzy? Who will be the winner of the NYC Underground?JP or Garfield The Cat? lolvs Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
drillz2go Posted April 13 Report Share Posted April 13 .....rite.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rayrays69 Posted April 13 Report Share Posted April 13 Well I think JP wins, the man can put a jar in each nostral, just sniff once, and there both empty, AMAZING!!!! But even after that he gets on the decks and loops Deep Throat w/ the GTI keys, Flow Acca, teasing Kemical and boots for 45 min, while drinking a gallon and a half of G, and only trainwrecks 5 times in the process. That folks!!!! Is why we all love JP!!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dgmodel Posted April 13 Report Share Posted April 13 lmao, nice sig. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest gabo Posted April 13 Report Share Posted April 13 HA! The best thread of all time!Man vs Cat With Human Traits!!!What do you think of that? Who will tear the beats up better? Never before has anyone discussed such a great topic! I mean, I LOVE THEM BOTH! What would we do without the both of them? How would NYC survive without JP? Could Garfield wrestle JP into a Khole? Will JPs master delay button skills spin Garfield into a dizzy frenzy? Who will be the winner of the NYC Underground?JP or Garfield The Cat? lolvsWHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU ON!?and do you have anymore? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
techcetera Posted April 13 Report Share Posted April 13 lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dgmodel Posted April 13 Report Share Posted April 13 i think the real question is garfield vs. heathcliff... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest gabo Posted April 13 Report Share Posted April 13 Who would win in a fight... peanutbutter or jelly? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rayrays69 Posted April 13 Report Share Posted April 13 Who would win in a fight... peanutbutter or jelly?JP Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
paradeatw Posted April 13 Author Report Share Posted April 13 Who would win in a fight... peanutbutter or jelly?hmmm... lemme think about this for a moment... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dgmodel Posted April 13 Report Share Posted April 13 here are some facts you may not know about jp:JP can slam revolving doors. If you can see JP, he can see you. If you can't see JP you may be only seconds away from death.JP puts the "laughter" in "manslaughter". It is impossible to be raped by JP because that would mean you did not want it to happen.The chief export of JP is pain. JP frequently donates blood to the Red Cross. Just never his own. Pee Wee Herman got arrested for masturbating in public. The same day, JP got an award for masturbating in public. JP counted to infinity - twice. JP was once on Celebrity Wheel of Fortune and was the first to spin. The next 29 minutes of the show consisted of everyone standing around awkwardly, waiting for the wheel to stop. JP owns the greatest Poker Face of all-time. It helped him win the 1983 World Series of Poker despite him holding just a Joker, get out of Jail Free Monopoly card, a 2 of clubs, 7 of spades and a green #4 card from the game Uno. When JP sends in his taxes, he sends blank forms and includes only a picture of himself, crouched and ready to spin. JP has not had to pay taxes ever.JP died ten years ago, but the Grim Reaper can't get up the courage to tell him.Whenever someone is constipated, doctors send them to JP so he can scare the shit out of them.Jeeves asks JPJP has only one hand: the upper hand. If at first you don't succeed, you are obviously not JP! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rayrays69 Posted April 13 Report Share Posted April 13 here are some facts you may not know about jp:JP can slam revolving doors. If you can see JP, he can see you. If you can't see JP you may be only seconds away from death.JP puts the "laughter" in "manslaughter". It is impossible to be raped by JP because that would mean you did not want it to happen.The chief export of JP is pain. JP frequently donates blood to the Red Cross. Just never his own. Pee Wee Herman got arrested for masturbating in public. The same day, JP got an award for masturbating in public. JP counted to infinity - twice. JP was once on Celebrity Wheel of Fortune and was the first to spin. The next 29 minutes of the show consisted of everyone standing around awkwardly, waiting for the wheel to stop. JP owns the greatest Poker Face of all-time. It helped him win the 1983 World Series of Poker despite him holding just a Joker, get out of Jail Free Monopoly card, a 2 of clubs, 7 of spades and a green #4 card from the game Uno. When JP sends in his taxes, he sends blank forms and includes only a picture of himself, crouched and ready to spin. JP has not had to pay taxes ever.JP died ten years ago, but the Grim Reaper can't get up the courage to tell him.Whenever someone is constipated, doctors send them to JP so he can scare the shit out of them.Jeeves asks JPJP has only one hand: the upper hand. If at first you don't succeed, you are obviously not JP!LMAO!!!! Where is that from???? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
paradeatw Posted April 13 Author Report Share Posted April 13 here are some facts you may not know about jp:JP can slam revolving doors. If you can see JP, he can see you. If you can't see JP you may be only seconds away from death.JP puts the "laughter" in "manslaughter". It is impossible to be raped by JP because that would mean you did not want it to happen.The chief export of JP is pain. JP frequently donates blood to the Red Cross. Just never his own. Pee Wee Herman got arrested for masturbating in public. The same day, JP got an award for masturbating in public. JP counted to infinity - twice. JP was once on Celebrity Wheel of Fortune and was the first to spin. The next 29 minutes of the show consisted of everyone standing around awkwardly, waiting for the wheel to stop. JP owns the greatest Poker Face of all-time. It helped him win the 1983 World Series of Poker despite him holding just a Joker, get out of Jail Free Monopoly card, a 2 of clubs, 7 of spades and a green #4 card from the game Uno. When JP sends in his taxes, he sends blank forms and includes only a picture of himself, crouched and ready to spin. JP has not had to pay taxes ever.JP died ten years ago, but the Grim Reaper can't get up the courage to tell him.Whenever someone is constipated, doctors send them to JP so he can scare the shit out of them.Jeeves asks JPJP has only one hand: the upper hand. If at first you don't succeed, you are obviously not JP!ok... hands down the best thing i ever read on clubplanet... holy shit... hahahahahahahahaha.... The World According To JP... it truly gets no better than this... wow! hahahaha.... can't stop laughing! ok... lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest gabo Posted April 15 Report Share Posted April 15 hmmm... lemme think about this for a moment... everyone knows the jelly will win. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scoobeedoo01 Posted April 15 Report Share Posted April 15 From the UK .. Used to play at stereo in ft lauderdale.. Nasty dj Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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