Felix_Leiter Posted April 26 Report Share Posted April 26 a friend who works for the fire department told me a story about a firehouse that had a food stealing problem that they solved.well, 'shift A' got sick and tired of 'shift B' always stealing from their fridge so they decided to get them back in a cruel way. shift A bought a box of krispy kremes and they all stuck their penises in the donut holes and took a group picture. they put the donuts back in the box for shift B to steal with the group picture taped underneath the box. after the donuts were eaten, shift A left a post it note on the empty box left in the fridge asking shift B to look at the bottom of the box revealing the "penises in donut" picture.sure enough, there was never a food stealing problem ever again. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jimk29 Posted April 26 Report Share Posted April 26 a friend who works for the fire department told me a story about a firehouse that had a food stealing problem that they solved.well, 'shift A' got sick and tired of 'shift B' always stealing from their fridge so they decided to get them back in a cruel way. shift A bought a box of krispy kremes and they all stuck their penises in the donut holes and took a group picture. they put the donuts back in the box for shift B to steal with the group picture taped underneath the box. after the donuts were eaten, shift A left a post it note on the empty box left in the fridge asking shift B to look at the bottom of the box revealing the "penises in donut" picture.sure enough, there was never a food stealing problem ever again.sounds a lil gay... a bunch of guys in a house by themselves taking pictures of each other with donuts around their cocks... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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SlickSlider Posted April 26 Report Share Posted April 26 sounds a lil gay... a bunch of guys in a house by themselves taking pictures of each other with donuts around their cocks...Agreed. It sounds very gay. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Felix_Leiter Posted April 26 Author Report Share Posted April 26 thought it was funny.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SlickSlider Posted April 26 Report Share Posted April 26 thought it was funny..Agreed. Sounded gay, but still funny. Did you see Van Wilder? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HAZE Posted April 26 Report Share Posted April 26 When I used to work at the Post Office, we had a similar problem. This black guy Gregg who reminded me of Chris Rock used to go to McDonalds before work and buy his lunch and keep it in the fridge. At lunch time, he'd heat the burgers up in the microwave.Someone kept stealing one of his cheeseburgers so he started putting boogers on them and after the 3rd one was stolen he made an announcement to everyone saying, "Who ever was stealin' my motherfuckin' cheeseburgers, I hope you liked eatin' my boogers!!!"No one ever took his cheeseburgers again. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tastey Posted April 26 Report Share Posted April 26 When I used to work at the Post Office, we had a similar problem. This black guy Gregg who reminded me of Chris Rock used to go to McDonalds before work and buy his lunch and keep it in the fridge. At lunch time, he'd heat the burgers up in the microwave.Someone kept stealing one of his cheeseburgers so he started putting boogers on them and after the 3rd one was stolen he made an announcement to everyone saying, "Who ever was stealin' my motherfuckin' cheeseburgers, I hope you liked eatin' my boogers!!!"No one ever took his cheeseburgers again.why´d you have to mention that he was black. what does this do for the story. black men can be smart too or what. you are racist Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
crowina Posted April 26 Report Share Posted April 26 i had something like that happen to me at work... this woman who also worked there would always taste my food when i walked away from it. i don't care if she wanted some, but at least ask... so i put a ton of chile pepper on it... i heard the screams not too soon after i walked away from it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
crowina Posted April 26 Report Share Posted April 26 idk i think a balck man would break the donut trying to get through. why´d you have to mention that he was black. what does this do for the story. black men can be smart too or what. you are racist Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HAZE Posted April 26 Report Share Posted April 26 why´d you have to mention that he was black. what does this do for the story. black men can be smart too or what. you are racistBecause if it was a white guy that reminded me of Chris Rock, that would be wierd. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
keough Posted April 26 Report Share Posted April 26 The Van Wilder shit was gross, haha.And coming out next year, a new calender, fireman...with their pants off, porkin donuts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ghhhhhost Posted April 26 Report Share Posted April 26 Its Still Warm~! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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