weyes Posted May 25 Report Share Posted May 25 man, i think it might've been your worst nightmare:i just went 9 days without taking a crap.(ok, i did once have a stretch where i went 10 days without, but besides that, nothing has ever come close.) all that time i was dizzy and weak, eyes half open, slurring my words. i couldn't stand for more than a minute.to those who are always regular, especially howie, who thoroughly enjoys a good dump, i envy you . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest gabo Posted May 25 Report Share Posted May 25 its kinda gross to hear a chick talking about this.wait, you are a girl arent you? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HAZE Posted May 25 Report Share Posted May 25 man, i think it might've been your worst nightmare:i just went 9 days without taking a crap.(ok, i did once have a stretch where i went 10 days without, but besides that, nothing has ever come close.) all that time i was dizzy and weak, eyes half open, slurring my words. i couldn't stand for more than a minute.to those who are always regular, especially howie, who thoroughly enjoys a good dump, i envy you .You got me beat.http://bbs.clubplanet.com/2988704-post1243.html Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
weyes Posted May 25 Author Report Share Posted May 25 its kinda gross to hear a chick talking about this.wait, you are a girl arent you?guys forget that jizz and the force with which it comes out are the most disgusting bodily functions . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
weyes Posted May 25 Author Report Share Posted May 25 o, and i don't like these new smileys; that's not what i wanted it to look like... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nomembername Posted May 25 Report Share Posted May 25 but you love jizz and the force of how it comes out when it hits the back of your throat, right? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
howienewport Posted May 25 Report Share Posted May 25 man, i think it might've been your worst nightmare:i just went 9 days without taking a crap.(ok, i did once have a stretch where i went 10 days without, but besides that, nothing has ever come close.) all that time i was dizzy and weak, eyes half open, slurring my words. i couldn't stand for more than a minute.to those who are always regular, especially howie, who thoroughly enjoys a good dump, i envy you .Wow. That's crazy dude. Do you drink enough water? I put down at least 3 24oz bottles of water a day. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest gabo Posted May 25 Report Share Posted May 25 damn, I drink about 2 1/2 gallons a day. I piss like a maniac. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HAZE Posted May 25 Report Share Posted May 25 damn, I drink about 2 1/2 gallons a day. I piss like a maniac.So you piss all over the walls and floor while screaming? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest gabo Posted May 25 Report Share Posted May 25 So you piss all over the walls and floor while screaming?lol, you can say that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
weyes Posted May 25 Author Report Share Posted May 25 Wow. That's crazy dude. Do you drink enough water? I put down at least 3 24oz bottles of water a day.i really don't, i know... drinking water is just good for so many reasons. but my doctor told me on friday that i should be drinking lots and lots of water, too . i hate the bathrooms at my work, though, 'cause we don't have our own and we have to use the one for the whole school that gets really gross; i prefer to visit it as little as possible. it doesn't matter for you guys 'cause you can just aim and fire (especially if you're a real asshole, you really can go wherever), but the sex that has to sit is a little pickier ... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
foxylady69 Posted May 26 Report Share Posted May 26 guys forget that jizz and the force with which it comes out are the most disgusting bodily functions .i disagree.diarrea is grosser. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
howienewport Posted May 26 Report Share Posted May 26 i really don't, i know... drinking water is just good for so many reasons. but my doctor told me on friday that i should be drinking lots and lots of water, too . i hate the bathrooms at my work, though, 'cause we don't have our own and we have to use the one for the whole school that gets really gross; i prefer to visit it as little as possible. it doesn't matter for you guys 'cause you can just aim and fire (especially if you're a real asshole, you really can go wherever), but the sex that has to sit is a little pickier ...Maybe you should invest in a "potty". Also try eating six ears of corn for a meal, I guarantee you'll be in pain trying to stop it from coming out. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
weyes Posted May 28 Author Report Share Posted May 28 i disagree.diarrea is grosser.perhaps, but i think that spooge and that whole launching process is only considered less gross to most because we're used to it. it's kind of close to diarrhea of the penis, only less smelly and not as much of it comes out .[sorry, guys. i've just never liked it. but yes, foxy, i hate diarrhea a lot, of course.]...Also try eating six ears of corn for a meal, I guarantee you'll be in pain trying to stop it from coming out.people all had advice for me during this time period --- everything from flaxseed oil to papaya to straight-up ex-lax. laxatives scare me, though. i'm with you, howie; it's all about eating crazy amounts of some fiber and whatnot. lesson learned: i won't let it go that long again . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest gabo Posted May 28 Report Share Posted May 28 this thread is hot. this thread needs more girls to talk about shit and the green apple splatters. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
weyes Posted May 28 Author Report Share Posted May 28 this thread is hot. this thread needs more girls to talk about shit and the green apple splatters.i'm here to serve ! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SlickSlider Posted May 28 Report Share Posted May 28 Take an enemna Weyes. That will get things moving. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest gabo Posted May 28 Report Share Posted May 28 i'm here to serve !soooo tell me.... what did it look like? one piece or several? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
weyes Posted May 30 Author Report Share Posted May 30 soooo tell me.... what did it look like? one piece or several?it was regular, unlike me . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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