HAZE Posted June 4 Report Share Posted June 4 Last night, me and Sugar were here playing cards and drinking and at like 2 AM we hear a noise on my porch. I open the sliding door to see what it is and as soon as I did that, this adolescent racoon ran right into my friggin' apartment. I grabbed my Kill Bill sword off the wall and run after him into my room but I couldn't find him. Finally, I see he was in the corner behind a stack of shoeboxes and shit playing dead. Now I don't know what to do. Should I kill the little bastard? I know I couldn't pick him up cuz he would have bit and scratched the shit out of me. I call the police and ask for the number for animal control, called it and I get no answer. I call the police back and they give me the person's cell phone number and it goes to voice mail. Call the police again and they say they're going to send an officer over. He comes over with a noose and wraps it around the little bastard's neck and takes him out.Thanks to the West Paterson police department, I didn't have to go Beatrix Kiddo on the little fucker and make a mess in my apartment. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SuGaRNSpIcE Posted June 4 Report Share Posted June 4 we looked sorta like diss:aaah: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lolahotass Posted June 4 Report Share Posted June 4 no way... thats funny. lol At least you didn't have to kill the lil' guy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
weyes Posted June 4 Report Share Posted June 4 i'm glad you took the steps you did, especially 'cause the cops and animal control peeps were irresponsible . it's a shame about raccoons; they're so cute but they can be nasty. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
elevatedflow Posted June 5 Report Share Posted June 5 i'm glad you took the steps you did, especially 'cause the cops and animal control peeps were irresponsible . it's a shame about raccoons; they're so cute but they can be nasty.i always wanted one as a pet since i was a kid ... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
howienewport Posted June 5 Report Share Posted June 5 Fuck it. I would have shot the fucker. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lalate Posted June 5 Report Share Posted June 5 it's a shame about raccoons; they're so cute but they can be nasty.I relate so well to them. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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