SlickSlider Posted June 22 Author Report Share Posted June 22 Probably got a fist stuck in someone's ass... last i heard they were at CVS buying some vasoline... x 14,547! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
philippio Posted June 22 Report Share Posted June 22 I heard from the ladies that you have a Cessna.I heard from the ladies you have a radio controlled mosquito. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SlickSlider Posted June 22 Author Report Share Posted June 22 I heard from the ladies you have a radio controlled mosquito. You heard wrong, sir! It is a moth, damnit! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
flavaflav Posted June 22 Report Share Posted June 22 I'm lampin! I'm lampin'! I'm cold, cold lampin'!YEEEEAHHBOOOOYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SlickSlider Posted June 22 Author Report Share Posted June 22 I haven't had dinner yet. I'm kicking myself because it's too late to get Chinese food. I shoulda done something earlier. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
funketeer Posted June 22 Report Share Posted June 22 Military intelligence is to intelligence what military music is to music... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
funketeer Posted June 22 Report Share Posted June 22 I shoulda done something earlier.coulda woulda shoulda, coulda woulda shouldacoulda woulda shoulda and the beem bam dudahhhh!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SlickSlider Posted June 22 Author Report Share Posted June 22 Back in the old days Wendy's had an old lady in their commercials dissatisfied with a competitor's burgers, saying "Where's the beef?" That old chick was hot. I wanted to drop my pants and show her the beef. Sadly one afternoon I mistook an old lady in Wendy's for her, and got arrested for indecent exposure. It was one of my finest moments. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
renzo2 Posted June 22 Report Share Posted June 22 SlickSlider has taken over the CP Miami forum.I leave you guys for a few months...give or take a few years...and the place goes to shit. I blame Bling. Everything bad in life is Bling's fault. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
funketeer Posted June 22 Report Share Posted June 22 SlickSlider has taken over the CP Miami forum.Soon he will take over your very soul... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mdamon7278 Posted June 22 Report Share Posted June 22 SlickSlider has taken over the CP Miami forum.I leave you guys for a few months...give or take a few years...and the place goes to shit. I blame Bling. Everything bad in life is Bling's fault.This guy is gonna make alot of money one day Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shroomy Posted June 22 Report Share Posted June 22 My friend was interviewing with this engineering firm as a cartographer (map maker) and was late because he got lost on the way there.I wonder why he didn't get the job. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
djfrosty Posted June 22 Report Share Posted June 22 My friend was interviewing with this engineering firm as a cartographer (map maker) and was late because he got lost on the way there.I wonder why he didn't get the job. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SlickSlider Posted June 22 Author Report Share Posted June 22 My friend was interviewing with this engineering firm as a cartographer (map maker) and was late because he got lost on the way there.I wonder why he didn't get the job. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
funketeer Posted June 22 Report Share Posted June 22 If my grandmother was alive she'd be a bicycle Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SlickSlider Posted June 22 Author Report Share Posted June 22 If my grandmother was alive she'd be a bicycleSo a lot of guys rode her? Is that any way to talk about your granny? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
funketeer Posted June 22 Report Share Posted June 22 So a lot of guys rode her? Is that any way to talk about your granny?You'd like her, she's about your same age Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SlickSlider Posted June 22 Author Report Share Posted June 22 You'd like her, she's about your same age I think I did know her. I didn't like her ashtray breath though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
djfrosty Posted June 22 Report Share Posted June 22 I think I did know her. I didn't like her ashtray breath though. Hey man, it's Popeye's mom. Funk's cousin. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
raincry Posted June 22 Report Share Posted June 22 My friend was interviewing with this engineering firm as a cartographer (map maker) and was late because he got lost on the way there.I wonder why he didn't get the job.lol...it was phillip wasn't it? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SlickSlider Posted June 22 Author Report Share Posted June 22 Hey man, it's Popeye's mom. Funk's cousin. No bro, it's Funk's gramma, which makes Popey either his unca or his pappy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lolahotass Posted June 22 Report Share Posted June 22 My friend was interviewing with this engineering firm as a cartographer (map maker) and was late because he got lost on the way there.I wonder why he didn't get the job.omg thats soo wrong Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
funketeer Posted June 22 Report Share Posted June 22 No bro, I got fucked by a thousand monkeys. wow! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SlickSlider Posted June 22 Author Report Share Posted June 22 I thought when Funk signed on the forum would get funny. I was wrong. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SlickSlider Posted June 22 Author Report Share Posted June 22 If you love dogs and even if you don't, you will be very moved by this story. What an amazing dog and its owners. http://www.break.com/index/2legdog4.html Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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