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What yoo mean, yoo non-eeengleesh speekan Johnnie Walker slurpin' drunktard? Ima no feg, Ima real, Ima not feg. mebbee yousa wife's titties are feg, and mebbee yousa passaportay and Green card is a feg, but Ima not feg, Ima real. :finger:

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Yesterday I had caught a thought and not for naught.

I am going to change my last name to "Am".

And when people ask who I am, I will say that I Am.

Yes indeed, I will say, I am Am.

I am who I Am, and Am is who I am.

I am Am, it's Am I am.

Ron Am who I am

Will drive a Trans Am

Or a Dodge Ram (that I bought from Sam)

And eat at Denny's, a Grand Slam,

which includes eggs, sausage and ham (Which is making me fat, damn)

And then sexually slam a dame named Pam

and say, "Wham bam, thank ya ma'am".

Woka woka woka!

Today, I had an idea, while driving a Kia with a slut name Mia, that I don't want to get her gonorrhea, so I dropped her off and said, "See ya...wouldn't want to be ya!"

Earlier today a friend who works in a school told me about a student of her's and the name that is his.

She said,

"We have a student named 'Eh' this year. Good thing we aren't in Canada, eh?

Her question right away made me think

I went to write my thought down

But I ran out of ink

So I went to my CP with the click of a link

And stared at the screen with nary a blink

And I'm on the brink of writing a poem about everything but the kitchen sink

But instead I wrote this one, a simple one,

Oh well, it is what it is so don't raise a stink.

I told her, "LOL. I can picture attendance roll call in the kid's homeroom class."

And it would go like this:

Teacher: "Bob Bobberson..."

Bobberson: "Eh"

Teacher: "Sara Biggerdill..."

Biggerdill: "Eh."

Teacher to new student: "What's your name, lad?"

New student: "Eh?"

Teacher: "I said what is your name?"

John Eh: "Oh...Eh."

Teacher: "I said, what is your name?"

Eh: "Eh"

Teacher: "I said what is your name? Clean out your ears!"

Eh: "Eh."

Teacher: " I said what is your name! You're pushing my buttons!"

Eh: "Eh! I said, Eh!"

Teacher: "Grrrrrr! That's it! I've had it with your foolishness!" He presses the intercom to the principle's office. He tells the principle, "I'm sending a troublemaking student to your office for not telling me what his last name is."

Principle doesn't hear all that he said, and so asks, "Eh?'

John Eh: "See? He knows what my name is!"

Teacher: "Eh?"

Eh: "Uh huh."

Teacher: "What is that supposed to mean? I still don't know what your damn name is!"

Eh: "Eh...my name is Eh!"

Teacher: "Eh?"

Eh: "Exactly."

Principle: "Did you find out what that kid's name is yet?"

Teacher: "Eh?"

Eh: "That's what I keep saying!"

There was a fellow named John Jacob Joners, he works in a print shop with inks and toners,

But he's always broke so his friends are his loaners

There is a hot honey who's the daugher of the owners, a crabby pair of groaners and moaners

She dresses sexy, acts flirty, and is to blame for all his boners.

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