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Funny story: We are at Shelter checking out Burridge and a friend of ours, hint hint....Too Cool comes walking out of the bathroom without any pants on. I ask him, where did your pants go? He slurs without an answer. So, there is Too Cool walking through shelter, aimlessly without any pants on.

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Funny story: We are at Shelter checking out Burridge and a friend of ours, hint hint....Too Cool comes walking out of the bathroom without any pants on. I ask him, where did your pants go? He slurs without an answer. So, there is Too Cool walking through shelter, aimlessly without any pants on.

underwear?

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how does this happen? shitty pills? shat himself in the restroom and ditched his pants? restroom sex? hahahaha

Once at Stereobar in Montreal I ran around the club in my boxers in between mixes, but I certainly didn't loose my pants :)

Ha... at cooks place u did an hr set in ur boxers.... i think that was mothers day like 3 years ago?

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He was walking around in his boxers, it was fucking classic! Mike was like "oh my there's Chris with no pants on", I didn't believe him until Mixwell confirmed..... :laugh: Poor Chris.

omg i wish i had been there. it would've made my year. i might've pissed myself from laughing, and then i would've had to take my pants off:laugh:

i luff this thread

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oh man...i bet it had to be poop. :(

great thread.

p.s. and cookie, people tell "I lost my shirt" stories allll the time. even when they go a casino, or like a club at the shore. it's no biggie. but really, an "I lost my pants" story has so much more potential for something you wanna tell your grandkids.

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200px-Kramer

Kramer: [opens up the envelope] Assman? Oh, no, these don't belong to me. I'm

not the Assman. I think there's been a mistake.

Clerk: What's your name again?

Kramer: Cosmo Kramer.

Clerk: [checks computer again] Cosmo Kramer. You *are* the Assman.

Kramer: No! I'm not the Assman.

<SNIP>

George: So, did you get your new plates?

Kramer: Oh...yeah. I got my new plates. But they mixed them up. Somebody

got mine and I got their *vanity* plates.

George: What do they say?

Kramer: Assman.

Jerry: Assman?

Kramer: Yeah. Assman, Jerry. I'm Cosmo Kramer, the Assman!

Jerry: Who would order a license plate that says "Assman"?

George: Maybe they're Wilt Chamberlain's.

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