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U want to see them pre bang or post bang? LOL.

Sorry, I learned a long time ago that if I talk about who I bang, then I no get to bang anymore. Girls are funny that way.. You talk about one anal gangbang and fisting party and the girl doesn't want to get freaky with you ever again... <Sigh>... Right Daniella? HAHAHA.. j/k

is this guy for real?

shouldn't you be on the fistfuck.com message boards lol?

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is this guy for real?

shouldn't you be on the fistfuck.com message boards lol?

Don't tease.. I went to http://fistfuck.com/ and there is only a fake page.. U got me excited. LOL.

Daniella, don't leave. C'mon. I know I'm not one to talk (does anyone remember that goodbye post I wrote years ago?), but u can't be listening to the stupid posts. Some of these people haven't been laid in years... Getting you to respond to their insults is the most action they've had in months from a real live female. :getdown:

Actually... That gives me a money making idea.. My parents are away, and this hooker friend of mine wants to use my crib to throw a hooker party... So I was thinking of inviting all you guys so i could make some cash and u guys can get laid. I need the money since my dad's Porsche accidently fell into the river while I was on a date with 2 hookers. My mom is gonna kill me when she sees i cracked her glass orb too. You wanna know something? Every now and then say, "What the fuck." "What the fuck" gives you freedom. Freedom brings opportunity. Opportunity makes your future."

I just have to deal with the girls..:

Evan: Some of the girls are wearing my mother's clothing.

Lana: What's wrong with that?

Evan: I just don't want to spend the rest of my life in analysis.

And the pimp..:

Evan: You listen to me, buster. You, you a-hole.

Guido: A-hole?

Evan: I want my stuff back right now.

Guido: Now you listen to me, you little fuck. Not only you take my two best girls, you call me names. If I didn't have any self-respect, it wouldn't just be the furniture, it'd be your arms, your legs, your head.

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....um like girls will bang u as long as u dont tell anyone .....did u have a lot of "secret friends" growing up?

Wow... u took that in a whole other direction than I thought. Nice one. No man, I was talking about "kissing and telling" kinda shit.

I lost my first girlfriend that way... Changed my life. I was like 15-16 and dating this girl for 6 months.. She introduced me to things I had only dreamed about. That summer I went to camp. On the bus trip there, I met these 2 girls, and for some reason I thought if I told them my experience, they would think I was knowledgeable and would let me do it to them too. What I didn't know, was that they went to the same school as my girlfriend.. so as soon as I got to camp, they called her and told her.. She broke up with me that night.. Even though I was trying to cheat on her (teen hormones..whatya gonna do), it broke my heart. So I swore after that, I would respect a woman's privacy and not talk about what i did with who.

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My First Girlfriend

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do you still jerk off to her pics?

Well...first off.. I don't jerk off to pics.. doesn't do it for me.. It probably comes from me taking all these sexy pics. Videos either... That I blame my friends who just sit and watch porn all day.. I can't get off in strip clubs also... I know half the girls... So... where does that leave me? http://www.literotica.com/stories/

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