fkornre Posted March 1 Report Share Posted March 1 gotta luv the love between evan and daniela... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tunnelbandit Posted March 1 Report Share Posted March 1 You really are a tool ... Put yer diaper on and get on your formica table................... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Evan Posted March 1 Author Report Share Posted March 1 gotta luv the love between evan and daniela...Daniella is one of the few girls I never hit on.. She's outta my league. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Evan Posted March 1 Author Report Share Posted March 1 Evan,I have TONS of sexy pics of CP girls if you care to trade?That u took, or that they posted and u downloaded?Evan Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Evan Posted March 1 Author Report Share Posted March 1 Nah. Those don't count.. I have taken every pic of the girls I put online (unless I'm in the pic)Evan Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lolahotass Posted March 1 Report Share Posted March 1 omg trade them like baseball cards Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
danielia Posted March 1 Report Share Posted March 1 Put yer diaper on and get on your formica table...................Didn't you crawl into a K hole and die? Or did they finally let you out of rehab? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
calebdead Posted March 2 Report Share Posted March 2 I think you can leave rehab whenever you want. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
calebdead Posted March 2 Report Share Posted March 2 I mean, I left AMA both times I was there. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
calebdead Posted March 2 Report Share Posted March 2 I like how I'm hip to all the medical lingo now. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
calebdead Posted March 2 Report Share Posted March 2 against medical advice Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tunnelbandit Posted March 2 Report Share Posted March 2 Didn't you crawl into a K hole and die? Or did they finally let you out of rehab?Never been in a K hole.......now put yer diaper on Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
danielia Posted March 2 Report Share Posted March 2 Never been in a K hole.......now put yer diaper onGet off it you fucking loser Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
misk Posted March 2 Report Share Posted March 2 Sorry, I learned a long time ago that if I talk about who I bang, then I no get to bang anymore. Girls are funny that way.. j/k....that speaks volumes about u Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Evan Posted March 2 Author Report Share Posted March 2 ....that speaks volumes about uLike what? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ghhhhhost Posted March 2 Report Share Posted March 2 I really need some black friends serge isnt cutting it anymore :laugh: i just saw this Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
belladonna0276 Posted March 2 Report Share Posted March 2 U want to see them pre bang or post bang? LOL. Sorry, I learned a long time ago that if I talk about who I bang, then I no get to bang anymore. Girls are funny that way.. You talk about one anal gangbang and fisting party and the girl doesn't want to get freaky with you ever again... <Sigh>... Right Daniella? HAHAHA.. j/kis this guy for real?shouldn't you be on the fistfuck.com message boards lol? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phatman Posted March 2 Report Share Posted March 2 ...evan is real.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
danielia Posted March 2 Report Share Posted March 2 will sexxyd and her baby rock matching diapers? good questionNice way of "being mature"seriously, i've had it ... peace out everyone! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Evan Posted March 2 Author Report Share Posted March 2 is this guy for real?shouldn't you be on the fistfuck.com message boards lol?Don't tease.. I went to http://fistfuck.com/ and there is only a fake page.. U got me excited. LOL.Daniella, don't leave. C'mon. I know I'm not one to talk (does anyone remember that goodbye post I wrote years ago?), but u can't be listening to the stupid posts. Some of these people haven't been laid in years... Getting you to respond to their insults is the most action they've had in months from a real live female. Actually... That gives me a money making idea.. My parents are away, and this hooker friend of mine wants to use my crib to throw a hooker party... So I was thinking of inviting all you guys so i could make some cash and u guys can get laid. I need the money since my dad's Porsche accidently fell into the river while I was on a date with 2 hookers. My mom is gonna kill me when she sees i cracked her glass orb too. You wanna know something? Every now and then say, "What the fuck." "What the fuck" gives you freedom. Freedom brings opportunity. Opportunity makes your future."I just have to deal with the girls..:Evan: Some of the girls are wearing my mother's clothing. Lana: What's wrong with that? Evan: I just don't want to spend the rest of my life in analysis. And the pimp..:Evan: You listen to me, buster. You, you a-hole. Guido: A-hole? Evan: I want my stuff back right now. Guido: Now you listen to me, you little fuck. Not only you take my two best girls, you call me names. If I didn't have any self-respect, it wouldn't just be the furniture, it'd be your arms, your legs, your head. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
misk Posted March 2 Report Share Posted March 2 Like what?....um like girls will bang u as long as u dont tell anyone .....did u have a lot of "secret friends" growing up? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Evan Posted March 2 Author Report Share Posted March 2 ....um like girls will bang u as long as u dont tell anyone .....did u have a lot of "secret friends" growing up?Wow... u took that in a whole other direction than I thought. Nice one. No man, I was talking about "kissing and telling" kinda shit. I lost my first girlfriend that way... Changed my life. I was like 15-16 and dating this girl for 6 months.. She introduced me to things I had only dreamed about. That summer I went to camp. On the bus trip there, I met these 2 girls, and for some reason I thought if I told them my experience, they would think I was knowledgeable and would let me do it to them too. What I didn't know, was that they went to the same school as my girlfriend.. so as soon as I got to camp, they called her and told her.. She broke up with me that night.. Even though I was trying to cheat on her (teen hormones..whatya gonna do), it broke my heart. So I swore after that, I would respect a woman's privacy and not talk about what i did with who.My First Girlfriend Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tastey Posted March 2 Report Share Posted March 2 do you still jerk off to her pics? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kaydup Posted March 2 Report Share Posted March 2 Put yer diaper on and get on your formica table................... thanks Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Evan Posted March 2 Author Report Share Posted March 2 do you still jerk off to her pics?Well...first off.. I don't jerk off to pics.. doesn't do it for me.. It probably comes from me taking all these sexy pics. Videos either... That I blame my friends who just sit and watch porn all day.. I can't get off in strip clubs also... I know half the girls... So... where does that leave me? http://www.literotica.com/stories/ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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