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Worst 1-liners of the WMC 2007


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"Is everyone ready to rock out with their cocks out to the sounds of DJ SKRIBBLE"

-Mini Me, aka Verne Troyer

I can't believe someone actually PAID airfare and hotel and tickets to see Skribble....I barely gave a shit when he came to Zoo Mass Amherst during my days there and I paid $5 to see him at the Student Center.

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It was kind of hard to NOT run into lawrence, benassi, bad boy, or oakie, because they used them as fillers for every freaking event. My excuse is that it was a warmup party, and at least I got to see Kenneth Thomas. As far as Lawrence, I was waiting for Above and Beyond, Second Sun, and George Acosta, so I had to sit through Lawrence.

On the downside, I realized over half the songs I like are put out by Cedric Gervais, the final word on commercial vocal house in Miami, so apparently I'm now even more mainstream than I thought.

To my credit, I boycotted Space, Jonathan Peters, PVD, Crobar, and the main tent at Ultra. I got to see Lawler, Lawrence, Acosta, Above and Beyond, Anthony Atalla, Kenneth Thomas, Carl Cox, M.A.N.D.Y, and a shitload of others without having to go to dress code-picky clubs, wait long lines, or put up with TOO many meatheads.

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To my credit, I boycotted Space, Jonathan Peters, PVD, Crobar, and the main tent at Ultra. I got to see Lawler, Lawrence, Acosta, Above and Beyond, Anthony Atalla, Kenneth Thomas, Carl Cox, M.A.N.D.Y, and a shitload of others without having to go to dress code-picky clubs, wait long lines, or put up with TOO many meatheads.

2 pairs of Levis and 5 white t-shirts and you were good to go

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  • 3 weeks later...

Late night Saturday on Washington Ave when all the clubs were kicking everyone out:

some brotha trying to holla at a sista: "Dayam girl, your ass is like cantaloupe!"

a guido hanging out the car window with his tongue flapping in the wind: "Yeah, I'd definitely f*ck that ass"

Ummm, yeah, had no idea miami became so disgusting!!!

My favorite while munching on some pizza on Espaniola (sp?)

random girl going up to 2 guys a few feet from us: "Hi, I'm (forgot her name) and I just took some acid and can't find my friends" ...luckily those guys were kind enough to listen to her rambling.

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