mikdondadon22 Posted April 30 Report Share Posted April 30 I would love to ask her to wash her cooch because everytime I am in the bathroom and she comes out of the stall-it smells like a rotten seafood market on a 90 degree day. Fucking nastyyyyyyyyyyyy that fits in quite lovely on this positive lunch thread hehateme created Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fkornre Posted April 30 Report Share Posted April 30 So this huge smelly broad at my work that smells like rotten fish, blows a fucking gasket everytime someone opens a can of tuna. I have like 6 in my desk (of the gross chunk light kind that I wont eat) and I have some poeple on the lookout to let me know when she is in the lounge. They call me and I b-line it down there and open the tuna and squirt it all over the sink. She starts coughing and gagging EVERYTIME and is like "I thought I asked you not to open that in front of me...it makes me sick"So i'm like oopsI would love to ask her to wash her cooch because everytime I am in the bathroom and she comes out of the stall-it smells like a rotten seafood market on a 90 degree day. Fucking nastyyyyyyyyyyyy I cant see how tuna bothers her but her gross smelling selff doesntthanx...no dinner for me tonight... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ghhhhhost Posted April 30 Report Share Posted April 30 ugh. Sea was so much better before people like you and Serge knew about it. ive been going to sea for 4 yrs now dude Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sidoolongo Posted April 30 Report Share Posted April 30 I have like 6 in my desk (of the gross chunk light kind that I wont eat)You keep cans of tuna in your desk *just* to fuck with some bitch?My pants are tight. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
misk Posted April 30 Report Share Posted April 30 ..im hungry ..i didnt eat lunch ..and i want dinner...ugh Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kaydup Posted May 1 Report Share Posted May 1 So this huge smelly broad at my work that smells like rotten fish, blows a fucking gasket everytime someone opens a can of tuna. I have like 6 in my desk (of the gross chunk light kind that I wont eat) and I have some poeple on the lookout to let me know when she is in the lounge. They call me and I b-line it down there and open the tuna and squirt it all over the sink. She starts coughing and gagging EVERYTIME and is like "I thought I asked you not to open that in front of me...it makes me sick"So i'm like oopsI would love to ask her to wash her cooch because everytime I am in the bathroom and she comes out of the stall-it smells like a rotten seafood market on a 90 degree day. Fucking nastyyyyyyyyyyyy I cant see how tuna bothers her but her gross smelling selff doesntwell that is fucking gross Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
silver05 Posted May 1 Report Share Posted May 1 I've been eatting very poorly lately..a kids meal here and there..a slice of pizza, lots of diet soda, cookies and other junkfood..and my body feels it. I feel like shyt. ....after reading this..looks like I'll be having tuna today.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lolahotass Posted May 1 Report Share Posted May 1 i just baked blueberry muffins for breakfast... and made some chicken on the Foreman grill w/ mac n' cheese and a small side of brocilli for lunch.tomorrow i'm making bacon w/ eggs for breakfast... haven't decided lunch for tomorrow yet though Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mikdondadon22 Posted May 1 Report Share Posted May 1 Silver,did I ever tell you I'm a quarter % puerto rican? does that help my chances in boning you? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sidoolongo Posted May 1 Report Share Posted May 1 I'm a quarter % puerto rican?Keep in mind this increases the chances of him getting you pregnant and ending up owing you money. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
silver05 Posted May 1 Report Share Posted May 1 Silver,did I ever tell you I'm a quarter % puerto rican? does that help my chances in boning you?Possibly...do you tan well...or burn red?.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HAZE Posted May 1 Report Share Posted May 1 Possibly...do you tan well...or burn red?..I would assume that his 99.75% Irish burns like a motherfucker. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hehateme Posted May 1 Author Report Share Posted May 1 JAMBALAYA today!YUM! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stymie Posted May 1 Report Share Posted May 1 grilled chickenbrown ricelima beans and corn and snow peas! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HAZE Posted May 1 Report Share Posted May 1 I gotta run out to the bank during lunch so Fast food it is!!!Hmm...I guess Wendy's. <<<Fatass Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kaydup Posted May 1 Report Share Posted May 1 grilled chickenbrown ricelima beans and corn and snow peas!Lima beans huh.. they are bad Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fkornre Posted May 1 Report Share Posted May 1 boneless sparerib combo Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stymie Posted May 1 Report Share Posted May 1 Lima beans huh.. they are badyoure bad Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kaydup Posted May 1 Report Share Posted May 1 youre badand you are a terrible 'friend' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mikdondadon22 Posted May 1 Report Share Posted May 1 I would assume that his 99.75% Irish burns like a motherfucker.actually i'm Irish and Italian also and I get very dark...it's weird, my father who is Irish gets dark and my mother who is Italian gets red...go figure Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest onisakura Posted May 1 Report Share Posted May 1 grilled chicken and asparagus Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kfitz73 Posted May 1 Report Share Posted May 1 Roast beef, cheese, mayo.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HAZE Posted May 1 Report Share Posted May 1 Wendy's Value meal.Crispy Chicken SandwichJr. Cheeseburger Deluxe5 Piece Nugget8978979 calories and 978 Grams of fat.Yum. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fkornre Posted May 1 Report Share Posted May 1 did you use bbq sauce with the nuggets? if so then 1000g fat Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mikdondadon22 Posted May 1 Report Share Posted May 1 from Upper Crust Bagels: "The Firehouse" Horseradish cream cheese topped with Boar's head roast beef, lettuce, tomato and bermuda onion on a honey wheat bagel Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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