stymie Posted May 25 Report Share Posted May 25 Kissing grace period after a BJ? This is always a question that seemed difficult to answer. Let's say you have a chick who you actually kiss, not just bone and ditch. In any case, if said whore blows you and old faithful goes off in her piehole, how long of a grace period until you can kiss the cumdumpster again? Lets say she swollows (which should work for her because she's a good girl) and then immediately cleans up, brushes teeth and uses Listerine. I personally am not kissing that b*tch right afterward no matter if she used colgate & listerine or Muriatic Acid & Comet. For me I would say at very least a 2 hour grace period. And two hours is pushing it. And if the b*tch wants tongue she'll have to wait until the next day after another brush.What do you guys think? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kaydup Posted May 25 Report Share Posted May 25 where are these from Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stymie Posted May 25 Report Share Posted May 25 sherdog Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stymie Posted May 25 Report Share Posted May 25 This morning I was driving through my neighborhood, around 5:45 am, going to work. It was beautifull out. As I turned onto the mainstreeet I noticed this woman speed walking down the sidewalk. She had on those ultra sexy, clingy, thin material capri pants and a tee-shirt that was thin and revealing. There was still a morning chill in the air and both Headlights were up and pert. She had an amazing ass and it was dinking back and forth in unison with her aggressive stride. I was literally in awe. As I pulled up along side her from behind, without yet seeing her face, I said, " What a beautifull ass!. How'd you like me to massage your colon with my tongue!". She turned to look and in horror, I realised it was my neighbor's wife. She immediately started crying. This sucks. I'm in deep shit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Felix_Leiter Posted May 25 Report Share Posted May 25 YOU WILL HAVE TO ANSWER TO GOD ONE DAY FOR EVEN SAYING SUCH PURE CRAP! CASE SENARIO....HAVE A CLAW AND BE RICH 100X OVER OR BE "YOU" A FCUKIN LOSER GOING NO WHERE FAST... WHO THINKS $40,000 A YEAR IS A LOT OF MONEY....AND ORDERS CURTAINS FROM SEARS FOR HIS TRAILER HOME AND FEELS THAT'S LUXURY! LMAO WHY DON'T YOU GO TO SLEEP AT NIGHT THINKING ABOUT WHAT A FCUKING LOSER YOU ARE....LIVING IN THE MOUNTAINS OF COLORADO WITH THE REST OF THE MENTALLY CHALLENGED HERBS! GET YOUR FAGGOT ASS DOWN HERE TO NJ AND TRY SHOVING A "CLAW" UP MY ASS/DOWN MY MOUTH WHICH EVER!!! I'D LIKE TO SEE YOU TRY IT! YOU ARE A FCUKING NUTT SUCKING HOMO! AS I SAID ONLY FCUKIN' QUEERS GET AS NASTY AND CORNY LIKE YOU...NO MAN WOULD TALK LIKE THAT!!! BUT WHAT WHO YOU KNOW....THE CLOSEST THING YOU'VE CAME TO BECOMING A MAN IS WHEN YOU SWALLOWED YOUR DAD'S LOAD! WHY ARE YOU HIDING??? EVERYONE KNOWS WHO I AM THEY HAVE SEEN A PICTURE YOU AND JOHN HOLMES CONTINUE TO HIDE WHY IS THAT? ARE YOU AFRAID OF A GIRL???I NEVER CRY MYSELF TO SLEEP...BECAUSE I HAVE FCUKED BIGGER GUYS THEN YOU.......AND TRUST ME THEY LOVE TO FIGHT.....THEY HAVE TO RELEASE THOSE ROID RAGES ON SOMEONE.......SO FCUKING HIDE IN THE MOUNTAINS QUEERIO BECAUSE "ONE WAY OR ANOTHER I'M GONNA GET YOU".....YOU THINK YOU HAVE THE IRON BROTHERS ON YOUR TEAM? PEOPLE CAN BE BOUGHT ASSHOLE!! LMAO I'LL PAY THEM $1000 EACH AND WE'LL DRAG YOUR QUEER ASS TO "RED LOBSTER" WHERE WE'LL ALL TAKE TURNS SHOVING "CLAWS" UP YOUR ASS! THEN I'M GONNA GET SOME FAG OUTTA PRISON TO STRAP ON A "CLAW-COCK" AND ASS TAG YOU TO YOU CRY FOR YOUR MOMMY! THEN I'LL END THE NIGHT BY PRETENDING I'M "CHUN-LI" FROM STREET FIGHTER AND DROP KICK YOUR TEETH DOWN YOUR MOUTH! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mikdondadon22 Posted May 25 Report Share Posted May 25 being that I am half Italian American I am VERY offended by it and I think it should be changed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stymie Posted May 25 Report Share Posted May 25 wrong thread Michael lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mikdondadon22 Posted May 25 Report Share Posted May 25 " What a beautifull ass!. How'd you like me to massage your colon with my tongue!".hahahha DEF using that one Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mikdondadon22 Posted May 25 Report Share Posted May 25 wrong thread Michael lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
foxylady69 Posted May 26 Report Share Posted May 26 lmao Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cookie6 Posted May 28 Report Share Posted May 28 being that I am half Italian American I am VERY offended by it and I think it should be changed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fkornre Posted May 29 Report Share Posted May 29 lmao....great finds stymie :laugh: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hehateme Posted May 29 Report Share Posted May 29 There was this girl. And she was really really messed up. Not like normal messed up. Messed up like she ate 10 Xanax and drank a handle of rum. She started chasing people all over the yard for no reason. She then punched and kicked some random guy who wouldn't kiss her. She tried to steal my afterhours squirt gun. And said I was "that guy" because I wouldn't give it to her. She then laid down in the middle of the backyard. Flipped her skirt over her head. Pulled her panties to the side. And then began masturbating. In front of everyone. The last time I saw her, she was getting kicked off the stage in The Beatport tent. The end. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kaydup Posted May 29 Report Share Posted May 29 Detroit review? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stymie Posted May 29 Report Share Posted May 29 Give alot of anal but have to take some Lets say if u were linked with Briana Banks and she tells u, your allowed to give her anal all the time whenever u want. But there is one catch for you to give alot of anal, she wants to once and a while strap on a life like penis and reem ur arse untill submission or u jizz...Personally i would let her do it to my once and a while, to get all the anal i want. It's not gay if its getting reemed up the arse by a hot blonde chick with big tittys! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
drdoom Posted May 29 Report Share Posted May 29 Give alot of anal but have to take some Lets say if u were linked with Briana Banks and she tells u, your allowed to give her anal all the time whenever u want. But there is one catch for you to give alot of anal, she wants to once and a while strap on a life like penis and reem ur arse untill submission or u jizz...Personally i would let her do it to my once and a while, to get all the anal i want. It's not gay if its getting reemed up the arse by a hot blonde chick with big tittys! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sidoolongo Posted May 29 Report Share Posted May 29 i would let her do it to my once and a while, to get all the anal i want. It's not gay if its getting reemed up the arse by a hot blonde chick with big tittys!No way, dude. You're gay the *second* anything other than your mom's thermometer, a proctologist's finger, or a self-inflicted scratching device goes up your poo tube. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stymie Posted May 30 Report Share Posted May 30 Is there a man that you would do? I'm not gay, but if wayne brady asked me (or sang a song aout me) then i'd do him. He is the only man that could turn me.What about you guys? And don't call me a *** after your 'do you shave your balls' threads. This is purely hypothetical. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kaydup Posted May 30 Report Share Posted May 30 bro. stop it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stymie Posted May 30 Report Share Posted May 30 Stop sending me JP & shirtless black dude pics thru e-mail Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sidoolongo Posted May 30 Report Share Posted May 30 Is there a man that you would do?I'd do Verne "MiniMe" Troyer. If I'm going to homo, it might as well be funny. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kaydup Posted May 30 Report Share Posted May 30 Stop sending me JP & shirtless black dude pics thru e-mailyou like watching shirtless men roll around on the ground for 3mins Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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sidoolongo Posted May 30 Report Share Posted May 30 What is that, blackface? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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