People on Segways and in NY on Segways and Segways on Segways and Segways and Segways

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..is just plain fuckin wrong.

End of discussion.

The shit is a $5,000 toy...ever see a Segway take a New York City pothole????

...BOING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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this is how i roll on my segway...pot holes or not

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this is how i roll on my segway...pot holes or not

which do you like better..

the way your cellulite ass jiggles or your penis jiggles over them potholes..or both?

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which do you like better..

the way your cellulite ass jiggles or your penis jiggles over them potholes..or both?

thats not cellulite ....there called love dimples

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thats not cellulite ....there called love dimples

just drive your faggot ass segway with your love dimples and shut up

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just drive your faggot ass segway with your love dimples and shut up

whats with the the hostility? maybe you should give the segway a try

it can be very liberrating , and youll be that much closer to coming out

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whats with the the hostility? maybe you should give the segway a try

it can be very liberrating , and youll be that much closer to coming out

Hostility? you'll see hostility when i speed up to you at a crisp 9 mph and run you over with my segway..and then when i come out..i will procede to ass rape your love dimples

[Felix_Leiter]

Become one with the segway. Feel the segway.