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Are you fucking kidding me?????????????????

WHO THE EFF votes?

WHO?

I want to slapbox.gif the shit out of them!

MAXIM TOP 100 LIST

1. Lindsay Lohan

2. Jessica Alba

3. Scarlett Johansson

4. Christina Aguilera

5. Jessica Biel

6. Ali Larter

7. Eva Mendes

8. Rihanna

9. Eva Longoria

10. Fergie

11. Sienna Miller

12. Angelina Jolie

13. Beyonce Knowles

14. Katherine Heigl

15. Avril Lavigne

16. Ashlee Simpson

17. Maria Sharapova

18. Megan Fox

19. Cameron Diaz

20. Keira Knightley

21. Kate Beckinsale

22. Nicole Scherzinger

23. Hilary Duff

24. Sophia Bush

25. Elisha Cuthbert

26. Nelly Furtado

27. Kate Hudson

28. Carmen Electra

29. Sarah Silverman

30. Rebecca Romijn

31. Amy Smart

32. Lacey Chabert

33. Roselyn Sanchez

34. Vanessa Minnillo

35. Jennifer Garner

36. Jamie King

37. Ashley Olsen

38. Shakira

39. Rachel Bilson

40. Moon Bloodgood

41. Jessica Simpson

42. Minka Kelly

43. Kate Mara

44. Rose McGowan

45. Bar Refaeli

46. Kristen Bell

47. Katharine McPhee

48. Mandy Moore

49. Mischa Barton

50. Miss Maxim

51. Alessandra Ambrosio

52. Kate Walsh

53. Adriana Lima

54. Missy Peregrym

55. Halle Berry

56. Michele Merkin

57. Tricia Helfer

58. Penelope Cruz

59. Jamie-Lynn Sigler

60. Jessica White

61. Nadine Velazquez

62. Danneel Harris

63. Bianca Kajlich

64. Lena Headey

65. Autumn Reeser

66. Joanna Krupa

67. Gabrielle Union

68. Evangeline Lilly

69. Danica Patrick

70. Stacy Keibler

71. Willa Ford

72. Ciara

73. Mena Suvari

74. Tara Conner

75. April Scott

76. Diora Baird

77. Hilary Burton

78. Joss Stone

79. Adrianne Palecki

80. Abbie Cornish

81. Emmanuelle Chriqui

82. Dita Von Teese

83. Ivanka Trump

84. Hometown Hottie

85. Kelly Ripa

86. Michelle Trachtenberg

87. Padma Lakshmi

88. Raquel Alessi

89. Haylie Duff

90. Salma Hayek

91. Isla Fisher

92. Mary Elizabeth Winstead

93. Christina Milian

94. Kelly Carlson

95. The Avatars of Second Life

96. Shanna Moakler

97. Kim Kardashian

98. Yunjin Kim

99. Mia Maestro

100. Noureen DeWolf

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MAXIM TOP 100 LIST

1. Lindsay Lohan....its the whole skanky drug crazy girl fantasy ...ive heard tons of guys say how she isnt even pretty but they still wanna fuck her

2. Jessica Alba...def cute...but bland if u ask me

3. Scarlett Johansson...i dont see it....yea dressed up she look glam..but just doesnt do it for me

4. Christina Aguilera.....used to love ...needs less makeup on a daily basis

5. Jessica Biel...hot ..def....

6. Ali Larter...average..

7. Eva Mendes...gorgeous ....please progress 5 places

8. Rihanna...yea i get it ...not in my top 10 though

9. Eva Longoria....small...guys dig it

10. Fergie.....eh..

11. Sienna Miller.....adore...move up

12. Angelina Jolie....well duh

13. Beyonce Knowles...gross...

14. Katherine Heigl.......no

15. Avril Lavigne....vom

16. Ashlee Simpson....loser....chin..

17. Maria Sharapova....uh...i guess she is skinny and blonde right?

18. Megan Fox....of course

19. Cameron Diaz.....dont get it ..

20. Keira Knightley.......love

21. Kate Beckinsale....needs to move up on list....a lot..

22. Nicole Scherzinger....gorgeous.....

23. Hilary Duff.....cute..

24. Sophia Bush....cuter

25. Elisha Cuthbert......hot and cute...

26. Nelly Furtado....i guess..

27. Kate Hudson........hot...

28. Carmen Electra...played out

29. Sarah Silverman.....um...

30. Rebecca Romijn....no

31. Amy Smart.....girl next door

32. Lacey Chabert....ok but she talks funny

33. Roselyn Sanchez....i thik she is hot if she is who i think she is

34. Vanessa Minnillo....eh i dont like her

35. Jennifer Garner....yea i guess..boring

36. Jamie King.....yes!

37. Ashley Olsen......love

38. Shakira...beautiful

39. Rachel Bilson......adorable

40. Moon Bloodgood....who the fuck is this

41. Jessica Simpson....i hate u

42. Minka Kelly....no

43. Kate Mara.......beautiful

44. Rose McGowan...plastic surgery face

45. Bar Refaeli...um ..she is boring ...

46. Kristen Bell...no ...

47. Katharine McPhee...pretty

48. Mandy Moore....pretty

49. Mischa Barton...gross

50. Miss Maxim....no clue who that is

51. Alessandra Ambrosio...obvi...

52. Kate Walsh...yea i get it

53. Adriana Lima...another obvi

54. Missy Peregrym....i like her

55. Halle Berry..i dont like her but i get it

56. Michele Merkin...who r u

57. Tricia Helfer...i thought that said heffer..change ur name

58. Penelope Cruz...pretty

59. Jamie-Lynn Sigler....i likes

60. Jessica White......no clue

61. Nadine Velazquez....u either

62. Danneel Harris....i guess the 60s are all people no one knows

63. Bianca Kajlich...join the club

64. Lena Headey....holy shit..

65. Autumn Reeser...are these porn stars???

66. Joanna Krupa.....ur name sucks

67. Gabrielle Union.....sure

68. Evangeline Lilly...cute

69. Danica Patrick....ok...

70. Stacy Keibler...um ..

71. Willa Ford..i know who she is but i dont know what she looks like really

72. Ciara.....tranny

73. Mena Suvari....um no..

74. Tara Conner......ew.....

75. April Scott.......?

76. Diora Baird.........?

77. Hilary Burton..............?

78. Joss Stone....pukes...

79. Adrianne Palecki...?

80. Abbie Cornish..i guess....reese is gonna be muffed

81. Emmanuelle Chriqui...needs to be much higher

82. Dita Von Teese....no..

83. Ivanka Trump....not at all ..

84. Hometown Hottie....who are u ..

85. Kelly Ripa...i think she is hot

86. Michelle Trachtenberg..i think she is not

87. Padma Lakshmi....this is that cooking lady right?

88. Raquel Alessi......u sound hot

89. Haylie Duff....fucking gross ..

90. Salma Hayek...ok u cant be below the ugly duff....

91. Isla Fisher...adorable

92. Mary Elizabeth Winstead....i dont like ur name..

93. Christina Milian....average

94. Kelly Carlson......nip tuck?

95. The Avatars of Second Life....er?

96. Shanna Moakler....um

97. Kim Kardashian.....chub rock ...

98. Yunjin Kim.......token asian..

99. Mia Maestro.....no clue

100. Noureen DeWolf...wolves are hot

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MAXIM TOP 100 LIST

1. Lindsay Lohan....its the whole skanky drug crazy girl fantasy ...ive heard tons of guys say how she isnt even pretty but they still wanna fuck her

because we will bang just about anything...looks usually does not matter :)

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anyone after Kelly Rippa should just commit suicide.... sheesh

My point is that she's MAD old with 3 KIDS... so if you got beat by her you should just you know...jump off a bridge..in front of a car... out a plane with no parachute.

That's all I'm saying... (unless of course you have evidence suggesting that she slept with whoever was responsible for this little popularity contest Maxim's got going...then you can live.)

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My point is that she's MAD old with 3 KIDS... so if you got beat by her you should just you know...jump off a bridge..in front of a car... out a plane with no parachute.

That's all I'm saying... (unless of course you have evidence suggesting that she slept with whoever was responsible for this little popularity contest Maxim's got going...then you can live.)

MAD old??? she is 37...that is no where near old...are you nuts?

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