apdiddy Posted August 30 Report Share Posted August 30 u're fuckin classic! every post is hilarious. now only if you could come up with some new tracks. i'm tellin you, fuck bt, get me in the studio with a sixpack of tacos from tacobell and i'll have 2 trance anthems for you within a day. ------------------300 barrels of ether and 50 immigrants with fake visas... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
paulvandyk Posted August 30 Report Share Posted August 30 Originally posted by p00h:u're fuckin classic! every post is hilarious. now only if you could come up with some new tracks. i'm tellin you, fuck bt, get me in the studio with a sixpack of tacos from tacobell and i'll have 2 trance anthems for you within a day. Look here...p00h...bay-bah......Keep it a secret o.k. ...if everyone here finds out that all you need to make a trance anthem is a box of Chalupas, a Mac w/ Pro-Tools, and a folky soundin twentysomethin pop icon ......my good buddy Brian Transeau's gonna end up playin the "big brother" character on the next season of ABC's hit show "Making the Band".Paul "NOIDIDNTJUSTPLAYBINARYFINARYAGAIN,YOURJUSTROLLINGREALLYHARD" Van DykVandit Records Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
back2basics Posted August 30 Report Share Posted August 30 Lol, classic..how about vocals that use the word higher? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jonathanpeters Posted August 30 Report Share Posted August 30 What about me. Aren't I funny?JP Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
schwingep Posted August 30 Report Share Posted August 30 Hey paul, I have a funny story 4 u.I was playing a mix, and this girl is like "What a great track, I've heard it a million times but I have no idea what it is, can you please tell me what it is, every time I go and see PVD he plays it sometime 2 or 3 times a night, isn't it Words or something like that?" I had to correct her, it was a mix from Binary into Avenue...some people are just so clueless. - Pete------------------------------------------ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
frankie_pep Posted August 30 Report Share Posted August 30 Originally posted by paulvandyk: Look here...p00h...bay-bah......Keep it a secret o.k. ...if everyone here finds out that all you need to make a trance anthem is a box of Chalupas, a Mac w/ Pro-Tools, and a folky soundin twentysomethin pop icon ......my good buddy Brian Transeau's gonna end up playin the "big brother" character on the next season of ABC's hit show "Making the Band".Paul "NOIDIDNTJUSTPLAYBINARYFINARYAGAIN,YOURJUSTROLLINGREALLYHARD" Van DykVandit RecordsHey Paul, I think you should quit Djing and become a comedian, Or what would be even better is try to work out a lil comedy routine WHILE your spinning, that'd be pretty cool, ...------------------ Put some pep in your step Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kove Posted August 30 Report Share Posted August 30 And, don't forget the balance control. Gotta fuck with the rollers.------------------~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~We are the music makers, and we are the dreamers of dreams.~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cazz926 Posted August 30 Report Share Posted August 30 Originally posted by jonathanpeters:What about me. Aren't I funny?JPPlease tell me you are going to post something.I am dying to hear what you have to say.------------------Din Da Da Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
paulvandyk Posted August 30 Report Share Posted August 30 Originally posted by jonathanpeters:What about me. Aren't I funny?JPPlease, don't anyone justify that with a reply.Paul "IFYOUHADSOMETHINGFUNNYTOSAYYOUWOULDHAVEALREADYSAIDITSOGOBACKOVERTOTHEDRAMASIDE"Van DykVandit Records[This message has been edited by paulvandyk (edited 08-30-2000).] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
apdiddy Posted August 30 Author Report Share Posted August 30 paul you and jp should get togethere and do a mix of whitney fart sounds, it'll mix perfectly into that sara mcchaughlin track bt made for you.------------------300 barrels of ether and 50 immigrants with fake visas... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
back2basics Posted August 30 Report Share Posted August 30 Mystery..who is PvD, could he be pOOh? Could he also be JP? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jonathanpeters Posted August 30 Report Share Posted August 30 okay, Okay. Let me tell a joke. I'm tellin u i am funny. Here it goes.Two blonde girls walk into a department store. They walk up to the perfumecounter and pick up a sample bottle. Snuggs sprays it on her wrist and smellsit,“That’s quite nice, don’t you think, Angels”“Yeah. What’s it called Snuggs?”“Viens a moi.” “Viens a moi? What the does that mean?” At this stage the store clerk offers some help.“Viens a moi, ladies, is French for ‘come to me.’” Snuggs takes anther sniff and offers her arm to Angels again saying, “That doesn’t smell like come to me. Does that smelllike come to you?”Tell me that's not funny.I'm tellin u i got a million of them.JP Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
apdiddy Posted August 30 Author Report Share Posted August 30 Originally posted by back2basics:Mystery..who is PvD, could he be pOOh? Could he also be JP?i post under 1 name brother, though many are now trying to duplicate my sense of humor. this is fuckin pvd man, cant you tell by the fact that each post has binaryfinary in it somewhere!------------------300 barrels of ether and 50 immigrants with fake visas... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jonathanpeters Posted August 30 Report Share Posted August 30 People don't realize that comedy was my first love. Spiinin was always a hobby.JP Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
apdiddy Posted August 30 Author Report Share Posted August 30 Originally posted by jonathanpeters:People don't realize that comedy was my first love. Spiinin was always a hobby.JPforget about both and stick to your day job!------------------300 barrels of ether and 50 immigrants with fake visas... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
back2basics Posted August 30 Report Share Posted August 30 LOL (binary Finary), sorry fella just trying to work it out!Bored you see. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
p00hp00h Posted August 30 Report Share Posted August 30 Originally posted by back2basics:Mystery..who is PvD, could he be pOOh? Could he also be JP?i wouldn't bet on it Jackass.compare JP and PVD's posts, theres a big difference: ones funny and one aintyou be the judge. Now p00h's one funny muther effer, but i doubt he'd be so much of a hack as to reply to his own post, that would just be weak.PV err I mean p00hp00h Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
frankie_pep Posted August 30 Report Share Posted August 30 Originally posted by jonathanpeters:okay, Okay. Let me tell a joke. I'm tellin u i am funny. Here it goes.Two blonde girls walk into a department store. They walk up to the perfumecounter and pick up a sample bottle. Snuggs sprays it on her wrist and smellsit,“That’s quite nice, don’t you think, Angels”“Yeah. What’s it called Snuggs?”“Viens a moi.” “Viens a moi? What the does that mean?” At this stage the store clerk offers some help.“Viens a moi, ladies, is French for ‘come to me.’” Snuggs takes anther sniff and offers her arm to Angels again saying, “That doesn’t smell like come to me. Does that smelllike come to you?”Tell me that's not funny.I'm tellin u i got a million of them.JPthat was pretty lame JP,Come on now ...I know your FUNNIER then that ...------------------ Put some pep in your step Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
apdiddy Posted August 30 Author Report Share Posted August 30 i'd trade in my sense of humor for a few new tracks for paul...or for some skills for jp...------------------300 barrels of ether and 50 immigrants with fake visas... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jonathanpeters Posted August 30 Report Share Posted August 30 One more try, please, please. Ok, here goes: One Christmas morning a cop on horseback in New York City was sitting at a traffic light, and next to him is a kid on a shiny new bike. The cop says to the kid, “Nice bike you got there kid. Did Santa bring that to you?”The kid says, “Yeah.” The cop says, “Well, next year tell Santa to put a tail light on that bike.” The cop then proceeds to issue the kid a $20bicycle safety violation ticket. The kid takes the ticket and before he rides off says, “By the way, that’s a nice horse you got there. Did Santa bring that to you?” Humoring the kid, the cop says, “Yeah, he sure did.” The kid says, “Well, next year tell Santa to put the dick underneath the horse instead of on top.”Come on guys, i'm thinking of doing a little stand-up before i start my set. What do u think?JP ("is this mic on?") Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
frankie_pep Posted August 30 Report Share Posted August 30 Originally posted by p00h:or for some skills for jp... ... THAT'S A GOOD ONE ... HAHA------------------ Put some pep in your step Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
back2basics Posted August 30 Report Share Posted August 30 What about stand up INSTEAD of your set? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jonathanpeters Posted August 30 Report Share Posted August 30 How's this:Joanthan "the Jokeman" PetersWhatcha think? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
frankie_pep Posted August 30 Report Share Posted August 30 Originally posted by jonathanpeters:Come on guys, i'm thinking of doing a little stand-up before i start my set. What do u think?JP ("is this mic on?")I think that's a GREAT idea ... You could have Paris on the drums doing the rim shots after you told a joke ...That would REALLY bug people out ... LMFAO------------------ Put some pep in your step Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cazz926 Posted August 30 Report Share Posted August 30 Or you could just smack Paris------------------Din Da Da Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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