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Anyone want a free turkey? Our company is giving us each a Turkey for Thanksgiving, I am not seeing mi famiglia, I don't cook, I will probably be working anyway...I have no use for it. They should take the turkey back and just give me the money.

I know I still should be THANK- ful!

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Guest LaLeeBeaN

Maybe you can donate it to the United Way or Salvation Army ???

I actually saw something on the news about a lady who collects turkeys for charity and she was short like 40 some odd turkeys. Amy Perez or something.....(yeah I'm a lot of help, but I was making dinner and just overheard it) ;)
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I actually saw something on the news about a lady who collects turkeys for charity and she was short like 40 some odd turkeys. Amy Perez or something.....(yeah I'm a lot of help, but I was making dinner and just overheard it) ;)

I saw that last night too...poor woman had to raffle of the turkeys intead of having enough for everyone.

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Anyone want a free turkey? Our company is giving us each a Turkey for Thanksgiving, I am not seeing mi famiglia, I don't cook, I will probably be working anyway...I have no use for it. They should take the turkey back and just give me the money.

I know I still should be THANK- ful!

Hollow it out.

Put it on your head.

That joke gets me all the time.

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Anyone want a free turkey? Our company is giving us each a Turkey for Thanksgiving, I am not seeing mi famiglia, I don't cook, I will probably be working anyway...I have no use for it. They should take the turkey back and just give me the money.

I know I still should be THANK- ful!

Hollow it out.

Put it on your head.

That joke gets me all the time.

that's comedic genius

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