Cuban Jokes

[Bling]

WHY CUBANS CAN'T BE TERRORISTS:

1.) 8:45am is too early for us to be up.

2.) We are always late, we would have missed all 4 flights.

3.) Pretty people on the plane distract us.

4.) We would talk loudly and bring attention to ourselves.

5.) With food and drinks on the plane, we would forget why we're there.

6.) We talk with our hands, therefore we would have to put our weapons down.

7.) We would ALL want to fly the plane.

8.) We would argue and start a fight in the plane.

9.) We can't keep a secret, we would have told everyone a week before doing it.

AND MY FAVORITE.....

10.) We would have put our country's flag on the windshield.

ARE YOU A CUBAN? HOW CAN YOU TELL FOR SURE?

1) If you have ever been hit by a "Chancleta. "

2) If you grew up scared by something called "El Coco"

3) If others tell you to stop screaming when you are really just talking.

4) If you light a candle to Virgin Mary on the night before your big test.

5) If you use your lips to point something out.

6) If you constantly refer to cereal as "con fleys".

7) If your mother yells at the top of her lungs to call you for dinner, even if it's a one bedroom apartment.

8) If you can dance merengue, cumbia, or salsa without music.

9) If you use "margarina" instead of olive oil and can't figure out why your butt is getting bigger.

10) If you are in a five passenger car with seven people in it and a person is shouting "subanse, todavia caben!"

11) If whenever you feel under the weather, you compulsively dab on some "vapor rub" (vivaporu) all over your chest and inside your nostrils.

12) Your mom packs your "lonchera" every day even though you've just turned thirty-two.

13) If you call the North Americans "gringos", including Canadians, and call all Asian people "chinos" or "chinitos" and you call the corner store "the chinito store".

[Guest Chica]

hahaha this is SO funny and SO true!

[Guest ddg]

lmaoo...good post blingers....

[Guest HouseJunkie]

LMAOWTIME! ;D

[Guest LdySphynx]

very true!!!!

GREAT POST Bling ;D!!!

[Bling]

i love number 6 and 10 of the second part lol

[AndrewChibale]

i got one ...

there was this balseros race in cuba

and when they were about to call the start

all of the balseros were already here in miami .....

lol

[Bling]

gonna post other funny crap tonite... i get too much junk mail at work lol

[Guest LdySphynx]

i got one ...

there was this balseros race in cuba

and when they were about to call the start

all of the balseros were already here in miami .....

lol

STOP DRINKING Andrew !!!!!!

[Bling]

i got one ...

there was this balseros race in cuba

and when they were about to call the start

all of the balseros were already here in miami .....

lol

STOP DRINKING Andrew !!!!!!

lol

[Guest Marina22]

For True! The second part may be aplicable to other Latin countries as well. I am always told to speak lower but I'm just genetically predispositioned to.