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"Renzo! If you're gonna put it in my ass, at least use some lube."

-Michelle [to me...last week]

And Kirk, see you soon! ;)

::shakes head:: So wrong.

LOL

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women..."i hate that bitch! or fcuk that bitch! and imma kill that bitch!"

men..."this drink is focking strong! or wtf is up w/ this drink! or check out that ass!"

Men bitch about drinks being too strong?? Man up pussies.

My favorite club quote:

Dumb blonde: "Does the DJ play any 80's music?"

Dude: "Well he's got some remixes."

Pause.

Dumb blonde: "Whats a remix?"

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women..."i hate that bitch! or fcuk that bitch! and imma kill that bitch!"

men..."this drink is focking strong! or wtf is up w/ this drink! or check out that ass!"

Men bitch about drinks being too strong?? Man up pussies.

My favorite club quote:

Dumb blonde: "Does the DJ play any 80's music?"

Dude: "Well he's got some remixes."

Pause.

Dumb blonde: "Whats a remix?"

well said jackie...men who complain about a stiff drink ::)

drink out of the bottle.....yummy!!!

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women..."i hate that bitch! or fcuk that bitch! and imma kill that bitch!"

men..."this drink is focking strong! or wtf is up w/ this drink! or check out that ass!"

Men bitch about drinks being too strong?? Man up pussies.

My favorite club quote:

Dumb blonde: "Does the DJ play any 80's music?"

Dude: "Well he's got some remixes."

Pause.

Dumb blonde: "Whats a remix?"

well said jackie...men who complain about a stiff drink ::)

drink out of the bottle.....yummy!!!

Ketel One Citroen on the rocks with a lemon please!

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women..."i hate that bitch! or fcuk that bitch! and imma kill that bitch!"

men..."this drink is focking strong! or wtf is up w/ this drink! or check out that ass!"

Men bitch about drinks being too strong?? Man up pussies.

My favorite club quote:

Dumb blonde: "Does the DJ play any 80's music?"

Dude: "Well he's got some remixes."

Pause.

Dumb blonde: "Whats a remix?"

well said jackie...men who complain about a stiff drink ::)

drink out of the bottle.....yummy!!!

Ketel One Citroen on the rocks with a lemon please!

thats the way to do it ;D...you know how it goes when i drink.. ;)

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women..."i hate that bitch! or fcuk that bitch! and imma kill that bitch!"

men..."this drink is focking strong! or wtf is up w/ this drink! or check out that ass!"

Men bitch about drinks being too strong?? Man up pussies.

My favorite club quote:

Dumb blonde: "Does the DJ play any 80's music?"

Dude: "Well he's got some remixes."

Pause.

Dumb blonde: "Whats a remix?"

well said jackie...men who complain about a stiff drink ::)

drink out of the bottle.....yummy!!!

Ketel One Citroen on the rocks with a lemon please!

with soda. das my drink.

so, like, um... what is a remix anyway ???

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"sorry, my wife's from Ohio" A guy apologizing on behalf of his wife who was asking me to play Bruce Springsteen in the middle of my set.

That is too funny. Tourist i tell you.

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women..."i hate that bitch! or fcuk that bitch! and imma kill that bitch!"

men..."this drink is focking strong! or wtf is up w/ this drink! or check out that ass!"

Men bitch about drinks being too strong?? Man up pussies.

My favorite club quote:

Dumb blonde: "Does the DJ play any 80's music?"

Dude: "Well he's got some remixes."

Pause.

Dumb blonde: "Whats a remix?"

well said jackie...men who complain about a stiff drink ::)

drink out of the bottle.....yummy!!!

Ketel One Citroen on the rocks with a lemon please!

with soda. das my drink.

so, like, um... what is a remix anyway ???

Remix is the mixed drinks of music... you take a plain old coke drink and you add some pineapple juice and a little rum and whala, you got a funky bad ass drink.

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women..."i hate that bitch! or fcuk that bitch! and imma kill that bitch!"

men..."this drink is focking strong! or wtf is up w/ this drink! or check out that ass!"

Men bitch about drinks being too strong?? Man up pussies.

My favorite club quote:

Dumb blonde: "Does the DJ play any 80's music?"

Dude: "Well he's got some remixes."

Pause.

Dumb blonde: "Whats a remix?"

well said jackie...men who complain about a stiff drink ::)

drink out of the bottle.....yummy!!!

Ketel One Citroen on the rocks with a lemon please!

with soda. das my drink.

so, like, um... what is a remix anyway ???

Actually i started drinking it with soda and a lime if they don't have citroen. ;D

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women..."i hate that bitch! or fcuk that bitch! and imma kill that bitch!"

men..."this drink is focking strong! or wtf is up w/ this drink! or check out that ass!"

Men bitch about drinks being too strong?? Man up pussies.

My favorite club quote:

Dumb blonde: "Does the DJ play any 80's music?"

Dude: "Well he's got some remixes."

Pause.

Dumb blonde: "Whats a remix?"

well said jackie...men who complain about a stiff drink ::)

drink out of the bottle.....yummy!!!

Ketel One Citroen on the rocks with a lemon please!

with soda. das my drink.

so, like, um... what is a remix anyway ???

Remix is the mixed drinks of music... you take a plain old coke drink and you add some pineapple juice and a little rum and whala, you got a funky bad ass drink.

lol

Guess sarcasm doesn't travel too well over le net ;)

vodka/soda/lime or lemon or both!!!

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