sirdante Posted January 10 Report Share Posted January 10 excellent. nice to see this board getting back on track! so, now, ladies...who wants to fuck me? i promise to......last more than five minutes. ha ha-- five minutes! that is sooooo sad. poor little girls...find your clitoris....not shove down your head so hard that you choke-- unless you are growling like a she-wolf and sucking like a pornstar while i do it!...understand when you are not in the mood....not bitch, complain, and beg. thats what your damn boyfriend is for....give you a clitoral orgasm....give you a coital orgasm....make you scream when you come....wear a condom; i wont ask you where youve been; its none of my business....keep my fingers, toungue, ejaculate, etc away from places on your body and things in your room that you dont want to have touched....remember your name....not brag to my friends....tell you how beautiful you are. its not a lie. i wouldnt have sex with you if you werent beautiful....conduct myself like a gentleman before, during, and after our time together....remove my socks....not confuse lust with love. i will not get jealous when i see you out with other men....not only make sure you get home safely, but also walk you to your door, and also give you a kiss goodbye.respectfully,your lover boy,-sirdante ------------------i love music! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LikmyLipz Posted January 10 Report Share Posted January 10 i like to wear socks on my hands....------------------~LiPz~ aim:LikmyLipzicq:101504929"if g-d hates freaks so much, then why did he create them? Freaks are like gormet dishes in SoHo restaurants. Cucuembers with lemon mousse on salmon baked with chocolate. It dosen't make sence. Its inedible. But some chef keeps comming up with more and more bizarre combinations. And theres always people to eat them."/>http://hometown.aol.com/lipzlipzlipz/LIPZ.html Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nickijay Posted January 10 Report Share Posted January 10 i haven't visited this board in a while and this is the first thread i read, but hey, you got me sold....when ya coming over??? ------------------ Boink like a snow bunny!!!uknj@aol.com Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sirdante Posted January 10 Author Report Share Posted January 10 Originally posted by LikmyLipz:i like to wear socks on my hands....thanks for the reply. thats freaky, yes. horney? um... no.------------------i love music! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sirdante Posted January 10 Author Report Share Posted January 10 Originally posted by uknjx2:i haven't visited this board in a while and this is the first thread i read, but hey, you got me sold....when ya coming over??? tell me when and where. also, just for you, i would do so much more. for you, i also promise to......write reams of poetry describing your incredible beauty and subtly addictive charms....not make jokes about you being from jersey....take you to an orgy....boink like a bunny! ------------------i love music! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nickijay Posted January 10 Report Share Posted January 10 Originally posted by sirdante: tell me when and where. also, just for you, i would do so much more. for you, i also promise to......write reams of poetry describing your incredible beauty and subtly addictive charms....not make jokes about you being from jersey....take you to an orgy....boink like a bunny! [/quoteha ha!! i'm in desp. need of some good lovin'!!! i can't even begin to describe the misery of my last encounter.....ugh.......ugggghhhhh, almost turned me off sex for life!!! i need help, sirdante and i need it bad!!------------------ Boink like a snow bunny!!!uknj@aol.com Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LikmyLipz Posted January 10 Report Share Posted January 10 heyyyyyy... i wanna go to an orgy too!lol ------------------~LiPz~ aim:LikmyLipzicq:101504929"if g-d hates freaks so much, then why did he create them? Freaks are like gormet dishes in SoHo restaurants. Cucuembers with lemon mousse on salmon baked with chocolate. It dosen't make sence. Its inedible. But some chef keeps comming up with more and more bizarre combinations. And theres always people to eat them."/>http://hometown.aol.com/lipzlipzlipz/LIPZ.html Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
glowgirl Posted January 10 Report Share Posted January 10 I'm always ready but lately I'm not in the mood!!!! ------------------Hi! How ya doing? where ya been, I had thoughts of you all night long. Can't describe what you did, but you got me so!Aolimer: Glowgirl42000Email: Sugar4@earthlink.net/>http://www.amihot.com/personalpage.asp?ID=776FFDE8A7A242F29C933CB8CD09E6DB Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
silveeohh Posted January 11 Report Share Posted January 11 YOU HAVE TO THINK POSITIVE GLOWGIRL!!!ALWAYS GOT TO BE IN THE MOOD>THINK CRAZY..SEXY THOUGHTS!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mrdick Posted January 11 Report Share Posted January 11 Sirdante,Looks like you are getting some demand. If things start to back up and you need some seasonal help I'm sure that I could help to handle the overflow.If you guys invite me to the orgy I'll bring the weed and my ingratiatingly devious charm and good looks hehe Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
darkstar131 Posted January 11 Report Share Posted January 11 Originally posted by glowgirl:I'm always ready but lately I'm not in the mood!!!!GlowGirl...you just haven't had the ultimate experience, one that makes you always wanting/needing more.By the way nice picture, but you could use a smile [This message has been edited by darkstar131 (edited 01-10-2001).] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mistressbella Posted January 11 Report Share Posted January 11 oh hell yea im horney I luv sex and getting my pussy eatin. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
imnikki Posted January 11 Report Share Posted January 11 Originally posted by mistressbella:oh hell yea im horney I luv sex and getting my pussy eatin.uhmm ditto to that shit..and triple ditto to the gettin my pussy eaten.. =Pmmmmmmmmm slllllllllllurrrrrrrrrp ..hehehe------------------"ouT 4 doL""If you live to be 100, I want to live to be 100 minus 1, so I never have to go a day with-out you" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mrdick Posted January 11 Report Share Posted January 11 We all have a fetish or too and mine has always been eating pussy Turns out that its not such a bad one to have. Nothing better than having a beautiful woman riding your face while you flick her clit with your tongue - all the while finding that G-Spot with your fingers. And then having her explode all over your face - one of those huge G-Spot orgasms that leaves my entire face and head soaked in pure woman. I'm getting horny just thinking about it.So to all those girls who like getting their pussies eaten, their lips licked, or their snatches sucked I applaud you and wish that I could be there to service you in person. But since that's not possible consider your virtual pussies as having been virtually eaten.Yummmyyy!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nickijay Posted January 11 Report Share Posted January 11 Originally posted by mrdick:We all have a fetish or too and mine has always been eating pussy Turns out that its not such a bad one to have. Nothing better than having a beautiful woman riding your face while you flick her clit with your tongue - all the while finding that G-Spot with your fingers. And then having her explode all over your face - one of those huge G-Spot orgasms that leaves my entire face and head soaked in pure woman. I'm getting horny just thinking about it.So to all those girls who like getting their pussies eaten, their lips licked, or their snatches sucked I applaud you and wish that I could be there to service you in person. But since that's not possible consider your virtual pussies as having been virtually eaten.Yummmyyy!!Holy shit,,,,this it the very first thing i've ever read on this board that got me TOTALLY excited....like I mean I am so worked up right now.....Well, I don't visit this board very often but maybe I should come back more, ha ha!! Thanks for the fantasy!------------------ Boink like a snow bunny!!!uknj@aol.com Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xxlea Posted January 11 Report Share Posted January 11 I NEED A CIGARRETTE! ------------------People come into your life for reasons not yet known, keep your mind, heart and soul open.AIM: Xxlea77 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
imnikki Posted January 11 Report Share Posted January 11 okay mrdickthats itwhere is your damn picture? loli need to put a face to the fantasy =D------------------"I'm gone, you ain't worth tha tearsYou lost tha best thing you ever had in ya life..a waste of my years" "ouT 4 doL" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sirdante Posted January 11 Author Report Share Posted January 11 Originally posted by glowgirl:I'm always ready but lately I'm not in the mood!!!!in that case, just for you, i promise to......give you a long, deep, sensual massage....delight in your presence-- with or without clothes!...come back some other time if the above fails to put you in the mood.*kiss* ------------------i love music! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sirdante Posted January 11 Author Report Share Posted January 11 Originally posted by LikmyLipz:heyyyyyy... i wanna go to an orgy too!lol cool. i can take both of you-- one on each arm. nothing wrong with showing up with two ladies for an orgy! ------------------i love music! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mrdick Posted January 11 Report Share Posted January 11 Nikki you may well prefer the fantasy but we all got the face we got so why be shy Besides, all you'd be able to see is the top of my head and my eyes as I stare up into yours from my comfortable nesting place between your thighs Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sirdante Posted January 11 Author Report Share Posted January 11 oops double post. [This message has been edited by sirdante (edited 01-11-2001).] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sirdante Posted January 11 Author Report Share Posted January 11 mr dick,you are stepping on my toes. this was my gentleman-lover's manifesto, not an invitation for lewd commentary! stay on your own side of the board. bad dawg. down.ha ha. oh well, i guess there are plenty of needy, naughty, nymphs for both of us. however, if you are going to operate so close to me, pls notice that i have a lofty level of class, charm, and respect. try to behave or you will scare all of the pretty princesses away. i dont want to settle for just the randy ones-- i want them all!unified with your intent but not your style,-sirdante------------------i love music! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
misskittie Posted January 12 Report Share Posted January 12 Oh the pain in my heart I feel upon reading this eloquent post.....It saddens me deeply to see the words of our infamous sirdante and know that I sat on a bed next to him a few months back....These are all wonderful promises my dear but when do we actually get to see them acted out ??Rick I promise to be your everything! For those of you who have not been as fortunate as myself to meet this fine gentlemen I have one thing to say to you...NEENER NEENER NEENER! He is one of the real men of the board, posing maturity, sensuality, and debonair style.I do hope you will be venturing down to our wonderful city soon. It has been a while since we have seen that delightful face and scrumptious patootie! heheFor now thats all I must say. Im feeling a little weak and need to climb back into my bed with my teddy bear, SeXual Chocolate...(oh the dreams Ill have tonight, tonight...)xoxokAt------------------ "The imaginary friends I had as a kid dropped me because their friends thought I didn't exist." - Aaron Machado AOL = MadamKittE Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mrdick Posted January 12 Report Share Posted January 12 Sirdante, Sirdante, Sirdante...I like you man. You got game and you know yourshit.Sorry if you feel that I am invading your turf. But I don't feel like the boards or sex are competition. With both of them its the more the merrier for me Sorry you don't like my style But I don't treat the women with kid gloves. They are every bit as nasty and tough as us. Sometimes they like it soft sometimes they want it rough. You got to try to guess whether to be the gentleman or the scoundrel because she, if she's any good, is both a Princess and a tramp. Sometimes you get it wrong But that can't stop you from playing.Besides, Nikki was asking for it hehe Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
glowgirl Posted January 12 Report Share Posted January 12 Originally posted by darkstar131:Originally posted by glowgirl:I'm always ready but lately I'm not in the mood!!!!GlowGirl...you just haven't had the ultimate experience, one that makes you always wanting/needing more.By the way nice picture, but you could use a smile YES i have but, he's gone now and I want him, but he has moved on to another girl. I get the booty call from him but i blow it off. due to that fact that hes like pringles to me!!!!I can't just have it once!!!!!!I smile come see me in person at SF this sat!!Ill smile for ya![This message has been edited by darkstar131 (edited 01-10-2001).] ------------------Hi! How ya doing? where ya been, I had thoughts of you all night long. Can't describe what you did, but you got me so!Aolimer: Glowgirl42000Email: Sugar4@earthlink.net/>http://www.amihot.com/personalpage.asp?ID=776FFDE8A7A242F29C933CB8CD09E6DB Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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