amorettony Posted January 21 Report Share Posted January 21 AQUARIUS (Jan. 20- Feb. 18): You have an inventive mind and are inclined to be progressive. You lie a great deal. You make the same mistakes repeatedly because you're stupid. Everyone thinks you are a big jerk. PISCES (Feb. 19- Mar. 20): You have a vivid imagination and often think you are being followed by the FBI or CIA. You have minor influence on your friends and people resent you for flaunting your power. You lack confidence and are generally an imbecile. ARIES (Mar. 21- Apr. 19): You are the pioneer type and think most people are assholes. You are quick-tempered, impatient, and scornful of advice. You are a real prick. TAURUS (Apr. 20- May 20): You are practical and persistent. You have a dogged determination and work like hell. Most people think you are stubborn and bullheaded. You are nothing but a goddam communist. GEMINI (May 21- June 20): You are a quick and intelligent thinker. People like you because you're bisexual. You are inclined to expect too much for too little. This means you are a cheap bastard. Geminis are notorious for thriving on incest. CANCER (June 21- July 22): You are sympathetic and understanding to other people's problems which makes you a sucker. You are always putting things off. That is why you will always be on welfare and won't be worth anything. Everybody in prison is a Cancer. LEO (July 23- Aug. 22): You consider yourself a born leader. Others think you're an idiot. Most Leos are bullies. You are vain and cannot tolerate honest criticism. Your arrogance is disgusting. Leo people are thieving bastards and spend most of their time kissing mirrors. VIRGO (Aug. 23- Sep. 22): You are the logical type and hate disorder. This nit-picking is sickening to your friends. You are cold and unemotional and often fall asleep during sex. Virgos make good bus drivers and pimps. LIBRA (Sep. 23- Oct. 22): You are the artistic type and have a difficult time with reality. If you are male, you are probably 4'10" and neurotic. Chances for employment and monetary gain are nil. Most female Libras are whores. All Libras die of venereal disease. SCORPIO (Oct. 23- Nov. 21): The worst of the lot. You are shrewd in business and cannot be trusted. You shall achieve the pinnacle of success because of your total lack of ethics. You are a perfect son-of-a-bitch. Most Scorpios are murdered. SAGITTARIUS (Nov. 22- Dec. 21): You are optimistic and enthusiastic. You have a reckless tendency to rely on luck since you have no talent whatsoever. The majority of Sagittarians are drunks. Nixon was a Sagittarian. You are not worth the time of day. CAPRICORN (Dec. 22- Jan. 19): You are conservative and afraid of taking risks. You are basically chickenshit. There has never been a Capricorn of any importance. You should kill yourself. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
morpheus_ Posted January 22 Report Share Posted January 22 thnx for the posti'm a scorpio and i like the compliments the part you got wrong though is how most of us get murdered. true we are hated.. but hated even more because we live until we hit 90, evading many murderous attacks and diseases.and yeah, we are the perfect sons-of-bitches.<grin>morph_ ------------------This is my churchThis is where i heal my hurtsIt's in natural grace Or watching young lives shape It's in minor keys Solutions and remedies Enemies becoming friends When bitterness ends This is my church Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
orchid21 Posted January 22 Report Share Posted January 22 i never read horoscopes or anything of that sort...but this one is pretty good ------------------ "follow your personal legend" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gravity Posted January 22 Report Share Posted January 22 Isnt that the Adam Sandler shit from 7 years ago???------------------"The world is a better place because of those who refuse to believe they can't fly." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cmb1975 Posted January 22 Report Share Posted January 22 Originally posted by morpheus_:thnx for the posti'm a scorpio and i like the compliments the part you got wrong though is how most of us get murdered. true we are hated.. but hated even more because we live until we hit 90, evading many murderous attacks and diseases.and yeah, we are the perfect sons-of-bitches.<grin>morph_ Morph---Scorpio here too baby....b-day?------------------i know what i want, but it took me a long time to figure it out Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
amorettony Posted January 23 Author Report Share Posted January 23 Originally posted by morpheus_:thnx for the posti'm a scorpio and i like the compliments the part you got wrong though is how most of us get murdered. true we are hated.. but hated even more because we live until we hit 90, evading many murderous attacks and diseases.and yeah, we are the perfect sons-of-bitches.<grin>morph_ I'm a scorpio too...aint it great!?!?!I didn't write this stuff, got it from a friend so don't hate me folks. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
salaar Posted January 23 Report Share Posted January 23 <~~~~~~~never falls asleep during sex!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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