Guest sobe2004 Posted October 25 Report Share Posted October 25 From http://www.dlisted.com/Parasite Hilton is sniffing around for a New Year’s Eve gig. She has put out the word that she will host a party in Miami, New York or Los Angeles in your honor for the rock-bottom price of $100,000 plus expenses and a private jet.Paris feels that she’s worth every penny and thinks one hundred grand is a fair price. Carmen Electra has also put out feelers, but her price is substantially lower at $50,000 without a private jet.Ok, so if I pay this whore $100,000 to come to my party do I get whatever I want? Like can we play “Pin the Tail on the Whore†with her as the title character? Can we get her to swim in a pool full of stingrays?And does this her price cover fumigation costs after the event? So many questions! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest mr.miami Posted October 25 Report Share Posted October 25 WTF who cares about paris hilton? : She still seems to grab on to fame when she has already used up her 10 minutes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bling Posted October 25 Report Share Posted October 25 who cares about Paris its all about Tinkerbell : Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest pod Posted October 25 Report Share Posted October 25 When did Courtney Love get a rack? /no I wouldn't do it. //even for $100K ///uhh wait, that's a lot of money, Beavis. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
V. Barbarino Posted October 25 Report Share Posted October 25 I don't think Dave has a hard time filling mansion for new years, so no, she won't be paid from Dave. However, Dave is such a jew bastard, he sets these celebs up, gives them all the shit they want and Dave sicks the press on them and then you'll see mansion in 4903875823 mags and papers..But 100k? No... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ryan2772 Posted October 25 Report Share Posted October 25 When did Courtney Love get a rack? /no I wouldn't do it. //even for $100K ///uhh wait, that's a lot of money, Beavis.slashies don't work here. leave them @ fark. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest frankthetank Posted October 25 Report Share Posted October 25 More power to her if someone pays it. Why they would I don't know. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest dgrutman Posted October 25 Report Share Posted October 25 no new years with paris. we do have AM and travis barker(so we might get paris by default but that of course can change hourly) along with wilmer for his 4th NYE with us and of course special guest ;D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest swirlundergrounder Posted October 25 Report Share Posted October 25 who cares about Paris its all about Tinkerbell :U have really gone off the deep end now... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Chica Posted October 25 Report Share Posted October 25 Im still searching for Paris's talent...... I doubt she has any lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Mattivi Posted October 25 Report Share Posted October 25 give me a good house party over a NYE celeb hosted club party anyday of the week. news years is just a more expensive nite to go out, not to mention its the biggest 'amateur nite ' day of the year. ive never seen the appeal in rubbing elbows with celebrities, i'd rather be surrounded by a group of people that i know and who live and love edm. and "DJ AM" give me a break more like "DJ NAPTime". cu at space on new's year day nite for fanciulli(hopefully)! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest pod Posted October 25 Report Share Posted October 25 New Year's Day Night is a Monday. 99.99 percent of the population will have to work Tuesday. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Mattivi Posted October 25 Report Share Posted October 25 New Year's Day Night is a Monday. 99.99 percent of the population will have to work Tuesday. your right, but nic has spun at space i think for the 2-3 years at space on new years nite. dont know if he is scheduled this year but im postulating that he is. 99.99% is alittle high. im willing to bet that 89% is probably more accurate, at least in miami, were alot of the times play comes before work, and nto to mention all the people that will still be on vacation looking for something to do. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest sobe2004 Posted October 26 Report Share Posted October 26 no new years with paris. we do have AM and travis barker(so we might get paris by default but that of course can change hourly) along with wilmer for his 4th NYE with us and of course special guest ;DWill this event be sponsored by the euphoriaproject.com as well? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest macboy Posted October 26 Report Share Posted October 26 The private jet alone would be $70K coast to coast. But Dave, you know where to go if you change your mind. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Cosmigonon Posted October 26 Report Share Posted October 26 New Year's Day Night is a Monday. 99.99 percent of the population will have to work Tuesday. your right, but nic has spun at space i think for the 2-3 years at space on new years nite. dont know if he is scheduled this year but im postulating that he is. 99.99% is alittle high. im willing to bet that 89% is probably more accurate, at least in miami, were alot of the times play comes before work, and nto to mention all the people that will still be on vacation looking for something to do.He only played Space on New Year's night on 05, and that was a saturday. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest ddg Posted October 26 Report Share Posted October 26 New Year's Day Night is a Monday. 99.99 percent of the population will have to work Tuesday. your right, but nic has spun at space i think for the 2-3 years at space on new years nite. dont know if he is scheduled this year but im postulating that he is. 99.99% is alittle high. im willing to bet that 89% is probably more accurate, at least in miami, were alot of the times play comes before work, and nto to mention all the people that will still be on vacation looking for something to do.He only played Space on New Year's night on 05, and that was a saturday.aaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhh that nite/morning was so much fun..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest spacecadet Posted October 26 Report Share Posted October 26 Money will be better spent on a good DJ that day Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest ramon Posted October 26 Report Share Posted October 26 give me a good house party over a NYE celeb hosted club party anyday of the week. news years is just a more expensive nite to go out, not to mention its the biggest 'amateur nite ' day of the year. ive never seen the appeal in rubbing elbows with celebrities, i'd rather be surrounded by a group of people that i know and who live and love edm. and "DJ AM" give me a break more like "DJ NAPTime". cu at space on new's year day nite for fanciulli(hopefully)!Nic is playing @ Womb in Tokyo for NYE. So I doubt he'll be in Miami for NYD. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest xmuzik Posted October 26 Report Share Posted October 26 you could hire 100 buck naked strippers/pornstars at $1000 apiece for an entire night and throw a themed out roman orgy for the price of Paris tired ass Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest coach Posted October 26 Report Share Posted October 26 you could hire 100 buck naked strippers/pornstars at $1000 apiece for an entire night and throw a themed out roman orgy for the price of Paris tired assNow you're talking! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest coach Posted October 26 Report Share Posted October 26 The thing is, this is fucking Miami. People will come here for NYE in the droves because they live in shitsville and it is probably -90 wherever they are. We don't need Paris to bring the masses. What I would love to see is some hole in the wall in Peoria come up with the dough and book her! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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