Oni1414777741 Posted October 27 Report Share Posted October 27 The night Diego told some stripper I loved her :-X lol.Scarletts? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest corradi Posted October 27 Report Share Posted October 27 i hate strip clubs. naked beggars. +1then use them like so. thats what they are there for - your entertainment.Rather watch some porn. More bang for your buck... Julesjordan.com.... worth every penny Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest swirlundergrounder Posted October 27 Report Share Posted October 27 i hate strip clubs. naked beggars. +1then use them like so. thats what they are there for - your entertainment.Rather watch some porn. More bang for your buck... Julesjordan.com.... worth every pennyNow why would you pay for porn with all the free shit out there? You might as well go to the strip club if that's the case.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest ddg Posted October 27 Report Share Posted October 27 The night Diego told some stripper I loved her :-X lol.lmaoo..when was this..and better yet, where were we ??? ??? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DiscJockeyJoey Posted October 28 Report Share Posted October 28 yeah man i was at this strip club once and this hooot chick came over and sat on my lap sweet talking me you know..so whatever she wasnt wearing much so i figured she could use some money so i gave her some..but likw hen i ran out the bitch just went to someone else. like..we were talking and stuff i thought we bonded but i guess that what I should expect out of girls these day..oh well. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
240turbo Posted October 28 Report Share Posted October 28 yeah man i was at this strip club once and this hooot chick came over and sat on my lap sweet talking me you know..so whatever she wasnt wearing much so i figured she could use some money so i gave her some..but likw hen i ran out the bitch just went to someone else. like..we were talking and stuff i thought we bonded but i guess that what I should expect out of girls these day..oh well.I'm not surprised, strippers are hustlers, they are just there to make money, these tricks could give 2 shits about anybody. Don't go in there expecting anything from them. Only thing they are in love with is your wallet. When I go to a strip joint i just go to have a few drinks, look at slutty, sexy bitches, and get a dance from the hot ones. But I never expect anything from these hoes. That's why you have booty calls. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest swirlundergrounder Posted October 28 Report Share Posted October 28 yeah man i was at this strip club once and this hooot chick came over and sat on my lap sweet talking me you know..so whatever she wasnt wearing much so i figured she could use some money so i gave her some..but likw hen i ran out the bitch just went to someone else. like..we were talking and stuff i thought we bonded but i guess that what I should expect out of girls these day..oh well.I'm not surprised' date=' strippers are hustlers, they are just there to make money, these tricks could give 2 shits about anybody. Don't go in there expecting anything from them. Only thing they are in love with is your wallet. When I go to a strip joint i just go to have a few drinks, look at slutty, sexy bitches, and get a dance from the hot ones. But I never expect anything from these hoes. That's why you have booty calls. [/quote']But sometimes those strippers can be hella sexy booty calls. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
all4tribal1414779019 Posted October 28 Report Share Posted October 28 i hate strip clubs. naked beggars. +1then use them like so. thats what they are there for - your entertainment.Rather watch some porn. More bang for your buck... lolhere's the thing though (for me anyway) i watch porn for an entirely different reason than why i go to a strip club... im not teased by what i see ina strip club because either i dont have the money to go the distance or i dont. and ever since the El Centro $80 special shut down (j/k) i dont so just work the girls work for there dollars - thats what there for. ;Di agree except for the el centro part lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest myles hie Posted October 28 Report Share Posted October 28 ..we were talking and stuff i thought we bonded .hahahahahahahaha, owned. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Diabolique Posted October 28 Report Share Posted October 28 the worst time I ever had was the bitch was drunk and didn't smile much. just the one time tho at my friendly neighborhood Scarlett's LOL Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest swirlundergrounder Posted October 28 Report Share Posted October 28 the worst time I ever had was the bitch was drunk and didn't smile much. just the one time tho at my friendly neighborhood Scarlett's LOLNext time you go there you have to tell me so that my imagination can stop by.... :-* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MIRZA1414779019 Posted October 30 Report Share Posted October 30 The night Diego told some stripper I loved her :-X lol.lmaoo..when was this..and better yet, where were we ??? ???I forgot the name of the place but it was in West Palm we went one night after we all left Release. We had a group with us it was a fun night . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest frankthetank Posted October 30 Report Share Posted October 30 I remember I used to go to the strip club wearing my basketball shorts. I always went to the same stripper who would give me a "bonus." The shorts made it easier if you know what I mean. Hot college chicks. This was in KY when I was in college though.What more could you ask for...and I didn't even have to pay her bills. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest slamminshaun Posted October 30 Report Share Posted October 30 The worst was some dive in Costa Rica. It was around Halloween time, and they came out wearing stupid costumes and dancing around on stage....that's fine, but the only problem was that after 15 minutes of hearing "Thriller" over and over and over again (no shit, they had it on repeat) along with the fact they never even took their costumes off.....we said fuck it and went back to the Hotel Del Rey. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest frankthetank Posted October 30 Report Share Posted October 30 yeah man i was at this strip club once and this hooot chick came over and sat on my lap sweet talking me you know..so whatever she wasnt wearing much so i figured she could use some money so i gave her some..but likw hen i ran out the bitch just went to someone else. like..we were talking and stuff i thought we bonded but i guess that what I should expect out of girls these day..oh well.Buddy...all strippers do that. You got played bitch! The only thing I have to say about this story is WOW! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest swirlundergrounder Posted October 30 Report Share Posted October 30 I remember I used to go to the strip club wearing my basketball shorts. I always went to the same stripper who would give me a "bonus." The shorts made it easier if you know what I mean. Hot college chicks. This was in KY when I was in college though.What more could you ask for...and I didn't even have to pay her bills.That doesn't seem like a horror story to me???? ??? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest frankthetank Posted October 30 Report Share Posted October 30 I remember I used to go to the strip club wearing my basketball shorts. I always went to the same stripper who would give me a "bonus." The shorts made it easier if you know what I mean. Hot college chicks. This was in KY when I was in college though.What more could you ask for...and I didn't even have to pay her bills.That doesn't seem like a horror story to me???? ??? The only thing horrid about it was the regular stripper's crotch reaked to high heaven. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest swirlundergrounder Posted October 30 Report Share Posted October 30 I remember I used to go to the strip club wearing my basketball shorts. I always went to the same stripper who would give me a "bonus." The shorts made it easier if you know what I mean. Hot college chicks. This was in KY when I was in college though.What more could you ask for...and I didn't even have to pay her bills.That doesn't seem like a horror story to me???? ??? The only thing horrid about it was the regular stripper's crotch reaked to high heaven. Well you left that out of your original post.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest frankthetank Posted October 30 Report Share Posted October 30 I remember I used to go to the strip club wearing my basketball shorts. I always went to the same stripper who would give me a "bonus." The shorts made it easier if you know what I mean. Hot college chicks. This was in KY when I was in college though.What more could you ask for...and I didn't even have to pay her bills.That doesn't seem like a horror story to me???? ??? The only thing horrid about it was the regular stripper's crotch reaked to high heaven. Well you left that out of your original post..It's Monday...my brain is mush after last weekend's debauchery. :-X Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest durrtylexx Posted October 30 Report Share Posted October 30 I remember I used to go to the strip club wearing my basketball shorts. I always went to the same stripper who would give me a "bonus." The shorts made it easier if you know what I mean. Hot college chicks. This was in KY when I was in college though.What more could you ask for...and I didn't even have to pay her bills.That doesn't seem like a horror story to me???? ??? The only thing horrid about it was the regular stripper's crotch reaked to high heaven. lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest KellyKel Posted October 31 Report Share Posted October 31 WOW! I have seen it all and believe me!!Strip clubs are for fun. Come on...free food....hot chicks and alcohol and not to mention the sports games on TV. It's Disneyland for guys!I have a few horror stories but from the inside tip. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
240turbo Posted October 31 Report Share Posted October 31 I remember I used to go to the strip club wearing my basketball shorts. I always went to the same stripper who would give me a "bonus." The shorts made it easier if you know what I mean. Hot college chicks. This was in KY when I was in college though.What more could you ask for...and I didn't even have to pay her bills.That doesn't seem like a horror story to me???? ??? The only thing horrid about it was the regular stripper's crotch reaked to high heaven. LMAO Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Oni1414777741 Posted November 1 Report Share Posted November 1 My horror story was from the weekend of my birthday. Went with a friend to watch the mets game, we got about 12 rounds of patron, 7 drinks each and a few more bought by the Tim Allen lookalike whom i was heckling cause he was a jets fan. Tab ended up being $226, how the hell did i get stuck with that!! Anyway, how i got home.....no clue. I vaguely remember getting a really hot lap dance by some russian girl....Next day i wanted TO DIE. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest rhythmdoc Posted November 1 Report Share Posted November 1 this happened few years back when treasure island was still open. fucking stripper kept on harassing me for a fucking dollar. mind you...i had just walked in and sat down. she's asks me in her broken english..."did you like my dance" "give me a dollar" i was like..."listen i just walk in maybe later". the bitch got all pissed off and would not go away! then i got pissed and told her that maybe if she knew how to speak english and shaved off the mustache maybe i would give her a fucking dollar! the bitch went and told the manager and i was asked to leave. i never went back to that fucking rat hole. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest swirlundergrounder Posted November 1 Report Share Posted November 1 this happened few years back when treasure island was still open. fucking stripper kept on harassing me for a fucking dollar. mind you...i had just walked in and sat down. she's asks me in her broken english..."did you like my dance" "give me a dollar" i was like..."listen i just walk in maybe later". the bitch got all pissed off and would not go away! then i got pissed and told her that maybe if she knew how to speak english and shaved off the mustache maybe i would give her a fucking dollar! the bitch went and told the manager and i was asked to leave. i never went back to that fucking rat hole.All that over a dollar?? lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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