rachel1997 Posted February 5 Report Share Posted February 5 ========================= Naughty Joke Of The Day=========================A young couple were married and celebrated their first nighttogether, doing what newlyweds do, time and time again, all nightlong. Morning comes and the groom goes into the bathroom but findsno towel when he emerges from the shower. He asks the bride toplease bring one from the bedroom. When she gets to the bathroomdoor, he opened the door, exposing his body for the first time tohis bride. Her eyes went up and down and at about midway, theystopped and stared and she asked shyly, "What's that?" pointing toa small part of his anatomy.He, also being shy, thought for a minute and then said, "Well,that's what we had so much fun with last night."And she, in amazement, asked, "Is that all we have left?"------------------ "I OWN DJ Mike D'R. NOW" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phrankadelic Posted February 5 Report Share Posted February 5 Grammar Class> > Little NICO was sitting in class one day. All of a sudden, he needed to> > go to the bathroom. He yelled out, "Miss Jones, I need to take a piss!!"> >> > The teacher replied, "Now, NICO, that is NOT the proper word to use in> > this situation. The correct word you want to use is "urinate." Please> > use the word 'urinate' in a sentence correctly, and I will allow you to> > go."> > Little NICO, thinks for a bit, then says, "You're an eight, but if you> > had> > bigger tits, you'd be a TEN!!!"------------------I've got the beat...the one for your mind as well as your feet!AIM: Phatskils2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rachel1997 Posted February 5 Author Report Share Posted February 5 Originally posted by xxlea:Cute LOL!Wassup chickie!Hey you! It was nice to finally meet the face behind the cute name!Dammint! I left those chocolate covered cherries by a mistake on the table! xoxxoxo------------------ "I OWN DJ Mike D'R. NOW" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xxlea Posted February 5 Report Share Posted February 5 Originally posted by rachel1997: Hey you! It was nice to finally meet the face behind the cute name!Dammint! I left those chocolate covered cherries by a mistake on the table! xoxxoxoOoohhhhhhh that hurts ------------------People come into your life for reasons not yet known, keep your mind, heart and soul open.AIM: Xxlea77 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tstelkhuni Posted February 6 Report Share Posted February 6 lol!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xxlea Posted February 6 Report Share Posted February 6 Cute LOL!Wassup chickie!------------------People come into your life for reasons not yet known, keep your mind, heart and soul open.AIM: Xxlea77 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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