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Naughty Joke Of The Day


A young couple were married and celebrated their first night

together, doing what newlyweds do, time and time again, all night

long. Morning comes and the groom goes into the bathroom but finds

no towel when he emerges from the shower. He asks the bride to

please bring one from the bedroom. When she gets to the bathroom

door, he opened the door, exposing his body for the first time to

his bride. Her eyes went up and down and at about midway, they

stopped and stared and she asked shyly, "What's that?" pointing to

a small part of his anatomy.

He, also being shy, thought for a minute and then said, "Well,

that's what we had so much fun with last night."

And she, in amazement, asked, "Is that all we have left?"



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Grammar Class

> > Little NICO was sitting in class one day. All of a sudden, he needed to

> > go to the bathroom. He yelled out, "Miss Jones, I need to take a piss!!"

> >

> > The teacher replied, "Now, NICO, that is NOT the proper word to use in

> > this situation. The correct word you want to use is "urinate." Please

> > use the word 'urinate' in a sentence correctly, and I will allow you to

> > go."

> > Little NICO, thinks for a bit, then says, "You're an eight, but if you

> > had

> > bigger tits, you'd be a TEN!!!"


I've got the beat...the one for your mind as well as your feet!

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Originally posted by rachel1997:

Hey you! It was nice to finally meet the face behind the cute name!

Dammint! I left those chocolate covered cherries by a mistake on the table! frown.gif


Ooohhhhhhh that hurts cwm14.gif


People come into your life for reasons not yet known, keep your mind, heart and soul open.

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