cmb1975 Posted April 11 Report Share Posted April 11 ...Mr. Right...AKA...THE RULESWho has read this? Anyone? Anyone try to follow these rules? I tell you what, it should be in with the comic books, cause its god damn funny!Here are some samples...RULE #2-Don't talk to a man first (and don't ask him to dance)RULE #3-Don't stare at men or talk to muchRULE #4-Don't meet him halfway or go Dutch on a dateRULE #5-Don't call him and rarely return his callsRULE #6-Don't accept a Saturday night date after WednesdayRULE #12-Stop dating him if he doesn't buy you a romantic gift for your birthday or Valentines DayRULE #14-No more than casual kissing on the first dateRULE #16-Don't tell him what to do------------------ The future belongs to those who believe in the beauty of their dreams. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rachel1997 Posted April 11 Report Share Posted April 11 Hmm I don't think I follow those LOL ------------------ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sungoddess Posted April 11 Report Share Posted April 11 Oh boy - I broke Rule #14!! Oh no!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tastyt Posted April 11 Report Share Posted April 11 It terrifies me to know how well that book sold. There's a lot of desperation out there...------------------I never try anything, I just do it... Wanna try me? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
puck Posted April 11 Report Share Posted April 11 woow you girls got some crazy shit going with these posts------------------"...im worst at what i do best and for this gift im being blessed..." Kurt Cobain Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Unbound Posted April 11 Report Share Posted April 11 can i add my own rule?...in fact everybody add a rule that you wish people would follow...ok here's mine:rule # eleventeen: wash your arse...you never know when it could come in use during a date ------------------ AIM: ArthurBrooklyn TëMA Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
christyne13 Posted April 11 Report Share Posted April 11 Originally posted by cmb1975:RULE #2-Don't talk to a man first (and don't ask him to dance)...Heaven Forbid!RULE #3-Don't stare at men or talk too much...Wouldn't wan't him to think your'e interested ..or ARE interestingRULE #4-Don't meet him halfway or go Dutch on a date...OK, I like this one =) j/kRULE #5-Don't call him and rarely return his calls...Right, this way the "relationship" can end quicklyRULE #6-Don't accept a Saturday night date after Wednesday...Who the fuck wants a Wed date over a Sat?RULE #12-Stop dating him if he doesn't buy you a romantic gift for your birthday or Valentines Day...OH! So showing how materialistic you are improves a relationship? WTF? If that was the case my man would be long gone =)RULE #14-No more than casual kissing on the first date...as opposed to passionate kissing!?!?!RULE #16-Don't tell him what to do...Oh yeah right...not tell...GUIDE insteadI can't believe that this was actually published. Seems to me that it should have came out in the 50's ------------------"...I'll take my problems to the dance floor... let the music make my spirits soar..." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mrdick Posted April 11 Report Share Posted April 11 Rule#1 Open hisflyRule#2 Pull out PenisRule#3 Suck on it like a lollipopRule#4 SwallowRule#5 Smile and thank him for the lovely protein shakeTime tested rules to capture a man's heart Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scaredgirl Posted April 11 Report Share Posted April 11 :lol mrdick Rule #69 take me with out asking me !!! Rule #70 corner me,tear my cloths of and fuck me like an ANIMAL !!!Rule #71 Fill the walls of the room with mirrors and I will teach u how to fuck !!Rule #72 Cum all over my tits and body, let me spread it all over me and watch me licking my finger !!!Rule #73 Flirt alot , play alot by the end of the night u will have me !!!------------------ Making Love And Having Sex The Biggest Pleasures in This Life. ScaredGirL[This message has been edited by scaredgirl (edited 04-11-2001).] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dale77 Posted April 11 Report Share Posted April 11 That book is full of crap!One of the authors is getting divorced. Maybe they should have thought a little harder on how to actually KEEP the man!------------------You're only young once Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chris817 Posted April 15 Report Share Posted April 15 i read in the paper about the lady who wrote that book, is starting on her 2nd divorce!!hows that for ironic, she's telling other women what to do, yet she can not keep her own marriage from falling aparttoo funny Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
petp Posted April 15 Report Share Posted April 15 hahaha a friend of mine bought that book and is now following it religiously...or so she says. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tonyv Posted April 15 Report Share Posted April 15 Rule#16 Don't tell him what to do. This is the one women like save till after there married. Then they want to tell you what to do, when to do it,and how to do it. ------------------"Smile is an inexpensive way to improve your looks." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
torontotrance Posted April 16 Report Share Posted April 16 The way I look at lists and same with rules as their are exceptions to every rule and also no one actually follows all the rulesPeace------------------"No Sound System Is Safe"-Leftfield Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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