djmikedr Posted April 29 Report Share Posted April 29 A man and woman are getting all snugly in bed. The passion is heating up,But, then the lady stops and says, "I don't feel like it, I just want you tohold me." The guy says "WHAT??"The lady explains that he must be in tune with her emotional needs as awoman. Then he realizes that nothing is going to happen tonight and hemight as well deal with it. So the next day the man takes her shopping at abig department store. He walks around and has her try on three veryexpensive outfits.She can't decide. He tells his woman to take all three of them. Then they goover and get matching shoes worth $200 each, then they go to the JeweleryDepartment where she gets a set of diamond earrings.The lady is so excited. She thinks her guy has flipped out, but she does notcare. She goes for the tennis bracelet. He says "you don't even play tennis,but OK if you like it then let's get it."The woman is jumping up and down so excited she cannot even believe what isgoing on. She says "I am ready to go, lets go to the cash register."The man stops and says, "No, I don't feel like buying all this stuff now."The woman's face goes blank.He Continues-"I just wanted you to HOLD this stuff for a while."The look on her face is indescribable and she is about to explode. The guysays, "You need to be in tune with my financial needs as a Man"------------------Available for play, but not for stay.New Mix CD available "5 HTP"DJmikeDR@aol.com aim: DJmikeDR Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
flying_high Posted April 29 Report Share Posted April 29 hahahaha....I think that is funny as hell and I have to say, I truly love that story!!!Well done ------------------ AIM: flying77highEmail:flying77high@yahoo.com Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
romy20 Posted April 29 Report Share Posted April 29 LOLOLOLOL!!!!!! OMG, that was hilarious!!!!!------------------ ARE YOU FEELING IT?_________________________clubchick20@hotmail.com Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cuteboobie Posted April 29 Report Share Posted April 29 hahaha...good job...this is the first time i have a smile on my face this weekend...------------------i was alone thinking i was just fine, i wasnt looking for anyone to be mine, i thought love was just a fabrication, a train that wouldnt stop at my station,home, alone, that was my consignment,solitary confinement,So when we met i was getting around u,i didnt know i was looking for love till i found u... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
crobra Posted April 29 Report Share Posted April 29 that was a good one!!------------------I put forth a generall inclination of all mankind, a perpetuall and restless desire of power after power, that ceaseth only in death. Hobbes Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
torontotrance Posted April 29 Report Share Posted April 29 I love funny stories, where can I find more funny stories like these.Peace------------------"No Sound System Is Safe"-Leftfield Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
goldenman Posted April 29 Report Share Posted April 29 im laughing so hard that everyone at work is loking at me ------------------ Kandinsky "Flood Improvisation", 1913, oil on canvasAOL IM: ibizakhb Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
starcapone Posted April 29 Report Share Posted April 29 Originally posted by apotheosis:A man and woman are getting all snugly in bed. The passion is heating up,But, then the lady stops and says, "I don't feel like it, I just want you tohold me." The guy says "WHAT??"The lady explains that he must be in tune with her emotional needs as awoman. Then he realizes that nothing is going to happen tonight and hemight as well deal with it. So the next day the man takes her shopping at abig department store. He walks around and has her try on three veryexpensive outfits.She can't decide. He tells his woman to take all three of them. Then they goover and get matching shoes worth $200 each, then they go to the JeweleryDepartment where she gets a set of diamond earrings.The lady is so excited. She thinks her guy has flipped out, but she does notcare. She goes for the tennis bracelet. He says "you don't even play tennis,but OK if you like it then let's get it."The woman is jumping up and down so excited she cannot even believe what isgoing on. She says "I am ready to go, lets go to the cash register."The man stops and says, "No, I don't feel like buying all this stuff now."The woman's face goes blank.He Continues-"I just wanted you to HOLD this stuff for a while."The look on her face is indescribable and she is about to explode. The guysays, "You need to be in tune with my financial needs as a Man"omg that is so fucked up... ------------------ "How did it get so late so soon?It's nite before it's afternoon.December is here before it's June.My goodness how the time has flewn.How did it get so late so soon?"- Dr. Seuss Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dale77 Posted April 30 Report Share Posted April 30 Good one. ------------------You're only young once Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rachel1997 Posted April 30 Report Share Posted April 30 Good one! LOL!! ========================= Naughty Joke Of The Day=========================A blonde suspects that her boyfriend is cheating on her, so she goes out andbuys a gun.She goes to his apartment that same day, with the gun in hand. Sure enough, whenshe opens the door, she finds her boyfriend in the arms of a redhead. She pointsthe gun at her boyfriend at stares him down for a moment. Then, suddenly, she'sovercome with grief, so she puts the gun up to the side her head.Her boyfriend screams, "Honey, don't do it..."The blonde yells back, "Shut up! You're next!" ------------------ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mysteriousss Posted April 30 Report Share Posted April 30 Now that's just mean! Teasing is the worst Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
menionleah Posted May 1 Report Share Posted May 1 yeah that story is a classic..........------------------ Our civilization is still in a middle stage, no longer wholly guided by instinct, not yet wholly guided by reason... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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