chula22 Posted June 27 Report Share Posted June 27 Below is a list of names. Each name belongs to either a porn star, or a My Little Pony. Your job is to try and tell the fornicator from the latter. Supine or equine? New Wave Hookers or new-agey hoofers? You make the call. Porn Star or Pony Cherry Treats Lucky Star Love Melody Daisy Sweet Sunshine Blue Honey Rose Ruby Lips Misty Rain Green Eyes Heart Throb Chocolate Delight Sweetie Pie ANSWERS................CHERRY TREATSA white and red "Sweetberry Pony." A horse that smells like cherries. Huh.LUCKY STARHe appeared in "Pure Milk #2." Sequels are never as good as the original, are they?LOVE MELODYA "Twice as Fancy" pony. That's pretty darn fancy. DAISY SWEETThis pony smelled like perfume. How come they never made one that smelled like a horse? SUNSHINE BLUE Starred with about half a dozen women with only one name in "Fresh Flesh." HONEY ROSEShe was in "Lethal Squirt." I don't want to know what "Lethal Squirt" is. RUBY LIPSThis, incredibly enough, was a pony. Sometimes I wonder if the designers themselves weren't watching porn films...MISTY RAIN "Strap-On Sally," "Foot Fetish Fantasies #2," "Tracey at the Sex Derby," "The XXX Files." This woman has quite a resume. GREEN EYES He was in "Hispanic Heatwave" with a guy named "Skelator." No, really. HEART THROB A "So-Soft" Pegasus Pony. I try to avoid buying toys with "Throb" in the name. CHOCOLATE DELIGHT A "Soda-Sippin' Pony." It came with a straw. I really don't understand this. SWEETIE PIE I'm really disturbed to know that there even exists a video called "Breastman's American Butt Search," much less that someone named "Sweetie Pie" appears in it. ------------------ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
squeezemay Posted June 27 Report Share Posted June 27 Hysterical! ------------------ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tastyt Posted June 27 Report Share Posted June 27 LMFAO!------------------ Let me take you on a journey into bliss. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shugabooga Posted June 27 Report Share Posted June 27 porn finds its way everywhere - just look at the little mermaid - if she's not pornstar material i don't know what is. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
echostar Posted June 27 Report Share Posted June 27 lol thats too funny------------------ transcend 1. To pass beyond the limits of2. To be greater than, as in intensity or power; surpass3. To exist above and independent of (material experience or the universe) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chula22 Posted June 28 Author Report Share Posted June 28 Arlene Van Nest. Not very sexxy. But if I change a couple of letters..........Arlene Van Chest. HAHAHAHAHHAHA! Nope, Just as bad.------------------ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shugabooga Posted June 28 Report Share Posted June 28 Gail Lake View?Gail Claridge? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
live1 Posted June 29 Report Share Posted June 29 Has anyone heard of this? You take your middle name and the street name where you grew up and put them together and that's your porn name. I'd be Anne Peachwood. Pretty fitting, huh? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
muchachamala Posted June 29 Report Share Posted June 29 Originally posted by live1:Has anyone heard of this? You take your middle name and the street name where you grew up and put them together and that's your porn name. I'd be Anne Peachwood. Pretty fitting, huh?Maria 44ththat screams sex doesnt it.------------------ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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