Johnny Blaze Posted September 5 Report Share Posted September 5 Hey peeps. Here's my hamptons review for all those curious.The last time I was in the Hamptons I had a horrible time cause 90% of the people there are losers. So I decided to make a mockery of the whole weekend. The first step in making a jack-ass out of yourself the entire weekend is to "fro" your hair out. (Please note: that I have extremely curly hair and when "fro'd" out, it looks like my mom had an affair in 1977 with our black milk man). Anyhow, step number two is to cook the multiple licks your co-horts have brought up and further engage in sniffles. Step number three.... buy a pink pic to stick in your hair while trying to still look cool.Step number four.... smoke continuously throughout the weekend, binge drink, drop more bombs then Nixon did in Nam, and run out K by Sunday morning.Clubs included...CPI's Friday night....Blew.Brazil Saturday Night.... A to Z ripped shit up. Stretch Armstrong signed my pick. Hot girlie girls everywhere.Life SUnday night... Awsome night. Hex Hector was good. Hot girlie girls everywhere.All in all,1. THe Hamptons or any other place similar, is much more fun when trying to look stupid and just have fun with your friends.2. I look good with an afro and a pick.3. Hot girlie girls like going to the Hamptons4. Stretch Armstrong is white. (For all yall non hip hop fans; he's the best DJ)5. K works6. It was cool seeing Jase again. He knows how to throw parties.Johnny Blaze "ain't a damn thing changed" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest crystalmethodny Posted September 5 Report Share Posted September 5 Damn son...As long as you turned it into a fun weekend, that's all that counts.Thanks for the review, enjoyed reading it."On... to the next episode."------------------"We're going to build things up slowly... are you with me? Here we go." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
apdiddy Posted September 5 Report Share Posted September 5 that about sums up the state of the hamptons these days, very well done, you are now an official hamptons yardape!------------------300 barrels of ether and 50 immigrants with fake visas... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tranza Posted September 5 Report Share Posted September 5 Originally posted by Johnny Blaze:5. K worksIt sure does.. ------------------You Want Some, Come Get Some.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rally Posted September 5 Report Share Posted September 5 you should have went to CPI sat nite for Ojeda - he was on point all night! CPI and the Hamptons has gone down hill a bit but this sat was very good ... almost like the old days - lolthat's the only place i really go out to - the rest of the time is house time chilling by the pool ... nothing else is worth it any more except maybe Neptunespeace------------------Rallythere is an afterlife Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
risa06 Posted September 5 Report Share Posted September 5 yep, CPI Sat. night was GREAT!!!!!!!!!! Also Sun. night the musik was good all night long. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhaus1 Posted September 5 Report Share Posted September 5 I was a little hesitant to go Sun nite b/c the last time I heard Jared Scream spin, he wasn't all that good, but DAMN! The music Sun Nite was unbelievable, I was there till 6:30!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nlichau Posted September 6 Report Share Posted September 6 Originally posted by Johnny Blaze:Hey peeps. Here's my hamptons review for all those curious.The last time I was in the Hamptons I had a horrible time cause 90% of the people there are losers. So I decided to make a mockery of the whole weekend. The first step in making a jack-ass out of yourself the entire weekend is to "fro" your hair out. (Please note: that I have extremely curly hair and when "fro'd" out, it looks like my mom had an affair in 1977 with our black milk man). Anyhow, step number two is to cook the multiple licks your co-horts have brought up and further engage in sniffles. Step number three.... buy a pink pic to stick in your hair while trying to still look cool.Step number four.... smoke continuously throughout the weekend, binge drink, drop more bombs then Nixon did in Nam, and run out K by Sunday morning.Clubs included...CPI's Friday night....Blew.Brazil Saturday Night.... A to Z ripped shit up. Stretch Armstrong signed my pick. Hot girlie girls everywhere.Life SUnday night... Awsome night. Hex Hector was good. Hot girlie girls everywhere.All in all,1. THe Hamptons or any other place similar, is much more fun when trying to look stupid and just have fun with your friends.2. I look good with an afro and a pick.3. Hot girlie girls like going to the Hamptons4. Stretch Armstrong is white. (For all yall non hip hop fans; he's the best DJ)5. K works6. It was cool seeing Jase again. He knows how to throw parties.Johnny Blaze "ain't a damn thing changed" WORDK does workI think it can brighten up any party.I'm glad to hear you enjoyed yourself.Wish I could have seen the afro Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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