reggie123 Posted September 20 Report Share Posted September 20 Know any of these idiots?> > > >> > > > IDIOTS IN SERVICE:> > > > > >>> > > > > >> This week, all our office phones went dead and I> > > > > >> had to contact the telephone repair people. They> > > > > >> promised to be out between 8:00 a.m. and 7:00> > > > > >> p.m. When I asked if they could give me a smaller> > > > > >> time window, the pleasant gentleman asked, "Would> > > > > >> you like us to call you before we come?" I replied> > > > > >> that I didn't see how he would be able to do that,> > > > > >> since our phones weren't working. He also re-> > > > > >> quested that we report future outages by email> > > > > >> (Does YOUR email work without a telephone line?).> > > > > >>> > > > > >> IDIOTS AT WORK:> > > > > >>> > > > > >> I was signing the receipt for my credit card> > > > > >> purchase when the clerk noticed I had never> > > > > >> signed my name on the back of the credit card.> > > > > >> She informed me that she could not complete the> > > > > >> transaction unless the card was signed.> > > > > >>> > > > > >> When I asked why, she explained that it was> > > > > >> necessary to compare the signature I had just> > > > > >> signed on the receipt. So I signed the credit> > > > > >> card in front of her. She carefully compared the> > > > > >> signature to the one I had just signed on the> > > > > >> receipt. As luck would have it, they matched.> > > > > >>> > > > > >> IDIOTS IN THE NEIGHBORHOOD:> > > > > >>> > > > > >> I live in a semi-rural area. We recently had a> > > > > >> new neighbor call the local township administrative> > > > > >> office to request the removal of the Deer Crossing> > > > > >> sign on our road. The reason: too many deer were> > > > > >> being hit by cars and he didn't want them to cross> > > > > >> there anymore.> > > > > >>> > > > > >> IDIOTS IN FOOD SERVICE:> > > > > >>> > > > > >> My daughter went to a local Taco Bell and ordered> > > > > >> a taco. She asked the person behind the counter> > > > > >> for "minimal lettuce."> > > > > >> He said he was sorry, but they only had iceberg.> > > > > >>> > > > > >> IDIOT SIGHTING #1:> > > > > >>> > > > > >> I was at the airport, checking in at the gate when> > > > > >> an airport employee asked, "Has anyone put any-> > > > > >> thing in your baggage without your knowledge?"> > > > > >>> > > > > >> To which I replied, "If it was without my knowledge,> > > > > >> how would I know?"> > > > > >>> > > > > >> He smiled knowingly and nodded, "That's why we> > > > > >> ask."> > > > > >>> > > > > >> IDIOT SIGHTING #2:> > > > > >>> > > > > >> The stoplight on the corner buzzes when it's safe> > > > > >> to cross the street. I was crossing with an> > > > > >> intellectectually-challenged coworker of mine when she> > > > > >> asked if I knew> > > > > >> what the buzzer was for. I explained that it signals blind> > > > > >> people when the light is red.> > > > > >> Appalled, she responded, "What on earth are blind people> > > > > >> doing driving?!"> > > > > >>> > > > > >> IDIOT SIGHTING #3:> > > > > >>> > > > > >> At a good-bye luncheon for an old and dear co-worker> > > > > >> who was leaving the company due to "downsizing," our> > > > > >> manager commented cheerfully, "This is fun. We should> > > > > >> do this more often."> > > > > >>> > > > > >> Not a word was spoken. We all just looked at each> > > > > >> other with that deer-in-the-headlights stare.> > > > > >>> > > > > >> IDIOT SIGHTING #4:> > > > > >>> > > > > >> I work with an individual who plugged her power strip> > > > > >> back into itself and for the life of her couldn't understand> > > > > >> why her system would not turn on.> > > > > >>> > > > > >> IDIOT SIGHTING #5:> > > > > >>> > > > > >> When my husband and I arrived at an automobile> > > > > >> dealership to pick up our car, we were told the keys> > > > > >> had been locked in it.> > > > > >> We went to the service department and found a> > > > > >> mechanic working feverishly to unlock the driver's> > > > > >> side door. As I watched from the passenger side, I> > > > > >> instinctively tried the door handle and discovered> > > > > >> that it was unlocked.> > > > > >>> > > > > >> "Hey," I announced to the technician, "It's open!"> > > > > >>> > > > > >> To which he replied, "I know - I already got that> > > > > >> side."> > > > > >>> > > > > >> NOW DON'T YOU FEEL BETTER?> > > Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
divalicious Posted September 20 Report Share Posted September 20 some of those have to be made up, no? people aren't THAT dumb, are they???very funny tho ------------------ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vampienyc10 Posted September 20 Report Share Posted September 20 That was great! ------------------vampienyc10 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
artful Posted September 20 Report Share Posted September 20 I look at it this way... I gotta get cheered up somehow.... that's what these people are for!! HAHA!!------------------ <I'm a Fire-starter> --- When the Artful speaksHAPPY HALLOWEEN!!! "Takin' out the suckas, and they don't know how I did it!!!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nlichau Posted September 20 Report Share Posted September 20 Oh believe it. The other day at work I recv a call from a project manager. Key word MANAGER. He asked me about a project going on -it had to do with some graphics being done. I said well you should talk to so and so in the GRAPHICS department. He said to me Oh he deals with graphics. Meanwhile just 5 days earlier he was in a meeting with this guy in graphics about a graphics project.WHAT!!!!!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
limelight43 Posted September 20 Report Share Posted September 20 That was great man, i died with the a few of them!! ------------------MIKE*************************!!A DOSE OF REALITY!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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