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Staush was hitchhiking to California and got picked up by a truck

driver. The driver was in a hurry and could not make any stops. About

20 miles down the road Staush said, "I have to take shit!"

The driver said, "I don't have the time to stop."

Staush replied, "Got to shit!"

The driver pulled over and said, "Go down over the hill and take a

shit and hurry up."

Ten minutes passed, and no Staush had not returned. The driver

hollered, "Hurry up!" Staush asked if he had any toilet paper. The

driver replied, "No! wipe your ass on a dollar.

After a while, Staush came up the hill with shit all over him. The

driver said, "How did you get shit all over yourself?"

Staush replied, "You ever try to wipe ass on three quarters two dimes

and a nickel?"

Bonus:

What do you call a blonde with pig tails?

A blow job with handle bars.

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Originally posted by playa:

YO EZDREAMER, WHAT KINDA POLISH NAME IS STAUSH? WTF DID U GET IT FROM? LOL

P.S: I'M POLISH AND I DON'T GENERALIZE PEOPLE, I JUDGE THEM ON INDIVIDUAL BASIS, AND I SUGGEST U TO DO THE SAME...AIIIGHT?

I couldn't care less if you were purple from Transylvania. I just got emailed the joke. Just thought it was funny and I am sorry if it offended you, cause I didn't mean to. But as with all jokes it's bound to offend someone.

So should I edit the joke next time to be PC, would that please you?

Now please go buy yourself a freaking sense of humor. Right NOWWWWWW!!!! cwm23.gif

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Originally posted by playa:

P.S: I'M POLISH AND I DON'T GENERALIZE PEOPLE, I JUDGE THEM ON INDIVIDUAL BASIS, AND I SUGGEST U TO DO THE SAME...AIIIGHT?

Grrr... you just implied that I'm a racist. I hate pc people about the same as I hate race baiting mongrels. cwm23.gif

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HEY EZDREAMER I FORGIVE YOU....NO PROB I JUST CAN'T STAND SHIT LIKE THAT CUZ YOU SEE I'M BLOND TOO AND WHY THE HELL SO MANY JOKES ARE ABOUT BLONDES? I MEAN I DON'T FEEL TOO OFFENDED BY THEIR MEANING SIMPLY BECAUSE I DON'T CONSIDER MYSELF ONE OF THE GIRLS FROM BLONDE JOKES. U DON'T UNDERSTAND , I GOT MAAAAD SENSE OF HUMOR IT'S JUST THAT I HATE WHEN PEOPLE PUT ME IN CATEGORIES WITH OTHERS. I MEAN AREN'T WE ALL DIFERRENT AND UNIQUE IN OUR OWN SPECIAL WAYS? BUT IT'S AIIIIGHT I CAN HANDLE UR JOKES....HE HE

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Originally posted by BigMarty:

Both jokes were off the wall funny!

I dropped the first one on 3 people already.

I'll wait till my blond girlfriend steps out of the house with pigtails to drop the 2nd.

Funny Funny shit!!

Then you might like this really old, old joke:

Knock, knock.

Who's there?

Polish burglar!

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Originally posted by ezdreamer:

Staush was hitchhiking to California and got picked up by a truck

driver. The driver was in a hurry and could not make any stops. About

20 miles down the road Staush said, "I have to take shit!"

The driver said, "I don't have the time to stop."

Staush replied, "Got to shit!"

The driver pulled over and said, "Go down over the hill and take a

shit and hurry up."

Ten minutes passed, and no Staush had not returned. The driver

hollered, "Hurry up!" Staush asked if he had any toilet paper. The

driver replied, "No! wipe your ass on a dollar.

After a while, Staush came up the hill with shit all over him. The

driver said, "How did you get shit all over yourself?"

Staush replied, "You ever try to wipe ass on three quarters two dimes

and a nickel?"

Bonus:

What do you call a blonde with pig tails?

A blow job with handle bars.

YOU SAID SHIT

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Originally posted by playa:

HEY EZDREAMER I FORGIVE YOU....NO PROB I JUST CAN'T STAND SHIT LIKE THAT CUZ YOU SEE I'M BLOND TOO AND WHY THE HELL SO MANY JOKES ARE ABOUT BLONDES? I MEAN I DON'T FEEL TOO OFFENDED BY THEIR MEANING SIMPLY BECAUSE I DON'T CONSIDER MYSELF ONE OF THE GIRLS FROM BLONDE JOKES. U DON'T UNDERSTAND , I GOT MAAAAD SENSE OF HUMOR IT'S JUST THAT I HATE WHEN PEOPLE PUT ME IN CATEGORIES WITH OTHERS. I MEAN AREN'T WE ALL DIFERRENT AND UNIQUE IN OUR OWN SPECIAL WAYS? BUT IT'S AIIIIGHT I CAN HANDLE UR JOKES....HE HE

YOU SAID SHIT TOO FUNNY SHIT

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