misskittie Posted September 27 Report Share Posted September 27 Does anyone use them? Like, do you create fake names?When me and my girl go out we have such a ball doing this. And some of the names are hysterical. And the guys believe us. Please, we say our name is Shanikwa and theyre like...HI nice to meet ya. No questions asked. Its crazy. My favorite one is FU. Pronounced like FOO fighters. Well its mean but when they ask how to spell that and you say F U ...Oh boy. I can never stop laughing. But you say it with a straight face and the laughs you have when you walk away! Its hilarious but is anyone else just as lame?------------------ There's an old Irish saying -- 'there are no strangers, just friends who haven't met' -- so, until we meet, may peace and plenty rain down upon your head. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Johnny Blaze Posted September 27 Report Share Posted September 27 I have many Aliases.Johnny Blaze aka Rex Cultan aka Guidano Pagano aka Tony Starks aka Tank Top Tony aka Oliver Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kitty19 Posted September 27 Report Share Posted September 27 i think all girls should have a pseudo-name. if a guy approaches me and i don't want him to know my real name, i instinctively say my pseudo name, and then continue to lie through my teeth until i find a way to leave the situation.yea, we're bitches. but when guys grab me in a club and i don't want to make a scene, you just use wit.. ------------------*kitty19**turn it around baby* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jenny5150 Posted September 27 Report Share Posted September 27 OMG, does that bring back memories! LOL My girlfriends and I used to do that all the time! The only problem was that I would always forget and never answer to my alias. ------------------"I love mankind...It's people I can't stand." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
alpha Posted September 27 Report Share Posted September 27 Originally posted by misskittie:Does anyone use them? Like, do you create fake names?When me and my girl go out we have such a ball doing this. And some of the names are hysterical. And the guys believe us. Please, we say our name is Shanikwa and theyre like...HI nice to meet ya. No questions asked. Its crazy. My favorite one is FU. Pronounced like FOO fighters. Well its mean but when they ask how to spell that and you say F U ...Oh boy. I can never stop laughing. But you say it with a straight face and the laughs you have when you walk away! Its hilarious but is anyone else just as lame?thats outrageous------------------ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vampienyc10 Posted September 27 Report Share Posted September 27 I used to do that all the time when I was younger...It was funny when I would go out with my dingy friend who would either tell the guy her real name or just be dumb enough to forget the fake name..LOL Now, although I have a boyfriend, I don't even bother.. I can honestly say that I am a bitch.. i am not going to waste anyone's time playing games.. I think that is cruel.------------------------------------------@vampienyc10vampie@aol.com"One is not born a woman, one becomes one."- Simone de Beauvoir Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
misskittie Posted September 27 Author Report Share Posted September 27 Well I dont so it to be cruel. I know Im never gonna remember these people or see them for that matter. Its just a bunch of single girls goin out to have fun! But hey, I may not know everyone upon entering the club, but by time I leave, Fu, Shanikwa, Maryann,Betty, Ginger, Mona and all the other girls know everyone!------------------ There's an old Irish saying -- 'there are no strangers, just friends who haven't met' -- so, until we meet, may peace and plenty rain down upon your head. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
alpha Posted September 27 Report Share Posted September 27 Originally posted by jolie27:I could never lie to someone and make them look stupid just because they are a stranger. thats funny because when we hung out last year you said "yea i got a boyfriend" but somehow you were single the night before (before you ever met me in person) when we talked------------------ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mysteriousss Posted September 27 Report Share Posted September 27 I'm a really bad liar. Can't keep a straight face when I'm lying. Either laughing or look soooo guilty. Very inconvenient at times ------------------ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
misskittie Posted September 27 Author Report Share Posted September 27 Originally posted by sdm1976:misskittie..i always tell people fake occupations..like I work for the FBI or CIA..thats always fun too...Oh yea??? Hmmm I never thought of that. I think I can pull that off too! Im gonna have to try it. I can tell people Im a gyno or I clean up dog poop at dog shows. lol------------------ There's an old Irish saying -- 'there are no strangers, just friends who haven't met' -- so, until we meet, may peace and plenty rain down upon your head. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NIKILINA007 Posted September 27 Report Share Posted September 27 i tell people my name is Judi.. thats Judi Booty! Judi wit da ghetto Booty if the person asking is a real loser. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sneha Posted September 27 Report Share Posted September 27 misskittiemy friend once told someone she was a janitor and he was pretty taken aback..and she went off on him..telling him it was an honest living, are you an elitist, etc. etc...she said she had the hardest time trying to keep a straight face while she was lecturing this guy when she was lying herself..------------------Silently whispering when my heart wants to scream... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mysteriousss Posted September 27 Report Share Posted September 27 Originally posted by sdm1976:misskittiemy friend once told someone she was a janitor and he was pretty taken aback..and she went off on him..telling him it was an honest living, are you an elitist, etc. etc...she said she had the hardest time trying to keep a straight face while she was lecturing this guy when she was lying herself..Poor guy! I bet he is really nice to ganitors now ------------------ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nickijay Posted September 27 Report Share Posted September 27 Originally posted by sdm1976:misskittie..i always tell people fake occupations..like I work for the FBI or CIA..thats always fun too...I once told a guy I worked for the NYC dept. of sanitation specializing in refuse collection. He seemed to be impressed!!!! ------------------ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jolie21 Posted September 28 Report Share Posted September 28 I have friends who do that and I always feel bad. I could never lie to someone and make them look stupid just because they are a stranger. ------------------"This is the strangest life I've ever known" - Jim Morrison Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sneha Posted September 28 Report Share Posted September 28 misskittie..i always tell people fake occupations..like I work for the FBI or CIA..thats always fun too...------------------Silently whispering when my heart wants to scream... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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