joeydollaz Posted January 11 Report Share Posted January 11 ok ok For all the ladies who have not heard yet, there is going to be a special event taking place at teh next ClubNYC meet up. Myself and MarioNY are happy to present the first annaul Ms. ClubNYC Nipples Award !!!! We will pick only 15 winners so ladies try your best !! Good Luck. Applications will be available soon.ok, the contest is free for all registered ClubNYC board members. The regulations are as follows :a) you must be female. you must have nipples.rules:a) no false nipples ( e.i. pencil erasers or silly putty) will be allow to redeem the prizes. no use of magic markers to darken teh areola section of the nipple.c) must be present to win, no mail in photos will be awarded prizes.Prizes:a) breast exam performed by mario and myself. oral breat exam performed by mario and myself.c) full body massage performed by mario and myself ( massages will be issued while winners are in the nude and the local hotel)d) Grand Prize : full on sex orgy in a hot tub with all the winners and mario and myself . ( if me and mario feel compelled to give each other props or "high 5s" during teh orgy we will with no complaining by teh contest winners.------------------ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
myrlin Posted January 11 Report Share Posted January 11 hahaha.You better speak to me before you allow any of my harem to join in this!LoL------------------ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jewel44317 Posted January 11 Report Share Posted January 11 Dude....the word is "THE"...not "TEH" ------------------"Spontaneity is the key to spice in life" "Music makes the world go 'round...so keep it spinnin!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mysteriousss Posted January 11 Report Share Posted January 11 LMAO... I want a massage!!! You guys are nutzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nickijay Posted January 11 Report Share Posted January 11 ooh, prize c sounds good, and so does b......ok ha haspeaking of fake nipples, on a club med vacation i chopped a cork from a wine bottle in half and stuck each 1/2 down my shirt a) because i was wasted and thought it was funny and because i wanted to see if anyone would react.....it was the funniest damn thing ever...i can't even tell you...i know, i know, guess you had to be there....it just brought back some good mammories, i mean memories....------------------ Boink like a snow bunny!!!uknj@aol.com Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xxlea Posted January 11 Report Share Posted January 11 LOL - HAHAHAHAHAHWHAT DO THE RUNNER-UP GET?? Can the winner "hi-five" the other girls? Or would that be considered flaunting your TROPHY nipples????? ------------------People come into your life for reasons not yet known, keep your mind, heart and soul open.AIM: Xxlea77 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
joeydollaz Posted January 11 Author Report Share Posted January 11 Originally posted by jewel44317:Dude....the word is "THE"...not "TEH" oh brother here we go ... are you friends with rachel by any chance ... its ok i wont let that post hinder my voting on your breast / nipples in any way =) ... heehhehehee------------------ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
back2basics- Posted January 11 Report Share Posted January 11 LOL,So come on, how much is it going to cost me to become a judge?------------------I want to go out blazing..not fade away.I can STILL resist ANYTHING but temptation. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
quanto_magnus Posted January 11 Report Share Posted January 11 Originally posted by back2basics-:LOL,So come on, how much is it going to cost me to become a judge?Yeah!!!!!!! I think goes for several of us... ------------------ Hugha.k.a. ibhugh, Bryan Adamsemail: ibhugh@yahoo.comaolim: hugesk8r Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
joeydollaz Posted January 11 Author Report Share Posted January 11 Originally posted by back2basics-:LOL,So come on, how much is it going to cost me to become a judge?well maybe we can include a write in ballot from the audience ... but all prizes will have to be hand delivered by mario and myself .. plus we've been working on this double smack around teh back high 5 ... =) .... for the rigth price maybe some more positions will be made avainable , but i mean c'mon , this is serious , i dont want these ladies to feel exploited ! ------------------ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mysteriousss Posted January 11 Report Share Posted January 11 I don't mind how many judges there are.. As long as they are cute and don't bite nipples Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
flying_high Posted January 11 Report Share Posted January 11 LOL.... alright I guess I start saving up for my nipple implants...I HAVE TO WIN THIS ONE!!!!------------------ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
joeydollaz Posted January 11 Author Report Share Posted January 11 Originally posted by mysteriousss:I don't mind how many judges there are.. As long as they are cute and don't bite nipples according to the official Ms. ClubNYC Nipple Judge rule book, biting nipples is not allowed, although nibbling is encouraged !------------------ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
safitamace319 Posted January 11 Report Share Posted January 11 look out peeps, the nipple champion has just entered the building... hehe. joey where;s our contest applications? no paper work for this one eh? ------------------ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MarioNY Posted January 11 Report Share Posted January 11 Oooopsy...double post!!!! [This message has been edited by MarioNY (edited 01-11-2001).] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MarioNY Posted January 11 Report Share Posted January 11 JOEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEY!!!! Can I propose a theme song for this event:You Dropped a Bomb on Me - Gap BandYou were the girl that changed my worldYou were the girl for meYou lit the fuse I stand accusedYou were the first for meBut you turned me out babyYou dropped a bomb on me, babyYou dropped a bomb on me.But you turned me on baby.You dropped a bomb on me, babyYou dropped a bomb on me.You were my thrills, you were my pillsYou dropped a bomb on meYou turn me out, you turn me on, you turned me looseThen you turned me wrongYou dropped a bomb on me, babyYou dropped a bomb on me.But you turned me out babyYou dropped a bomb on me, babyYou dropped a bomb on me.Just like Adam and Eve.Said you'd set me free, you took me to the skyI'd never been so highYou were my pills, you were my thrillsYou were my hope baby, you were my smokeYou dropped a bomb on me, hey babyYou dropped a bomb on me, babyYou dropped a bomb on me.But you turned me out, babyYou dropped a bomb on me, babyYou dropped a bomb on me.But you turned me on, babyYou dropped a bomb on me, babyYou dropped a bomb on me.You dropped a bomb on me, babyYou dropped a bomb on me, babyYou dropped a bomb on me.We were in motion, felt like lotionYou were the girl for meYou were the first explosion,Turned out to be corrosionYou were the first for me.But you turned me out, babyYou dropped a bomb on me, babyYou dropped a bomb on me.You dropped a bomb on me, babyYou dropped a bomb on me.I won't forget what you done to me, baby.You dropped a bomb on me, babyYou dropped a bomb on me.You dropped a bomb on me, babyYou dropped a bomb on me.------------------ MarioNY.com AOL:ZOMBLA Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mysteriousss Posted January 11 Report Share Posted January 11 Originally posted by flying_high:LOL.... alright I guess I start saving up for my nipple implants...I HAVE TO WIN THIS ONE!!!!I got competition huh? Lets seee May the best nipple win! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MarioNY Posted January 11 Report Share Posted January 11 Ok, I actually just finished reading this post and laughed my ass off. Joey...what the fuck is up with you today...holy fuck I can't stop laughing. But I totally agree...only Joey and I are judges...we can't exploit the ladies now can we. Sorry B2B and Hugh...next year we'll see if we can arrange something.Now as for the ladies...here is the official paper work. Fill it in and email it to nipples@mariony.comName:Age:Height:Weight:Bust:Waist:Hips:Eyes:Hair:Build:Complexion:Ethnicity:Cup Size:Dress Size:Shoe:Stimulant you prefer to get your nipples hard: (I.e. ice, fingers, melted candle wax, boyfriend's mouth etc.)------------------ MarioNY.com AOL:ZOMBLA Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
joeydollaz Posted January 11 Author Report Share Posted January 11 Originally posted by MarioNY:Ok, I actually just finished reading this post and laughed my ass off. Joey...what the fuck is up with you today...holy fuck I can't stop laughing. But I totally agree...only Joey and I are judges...we can't exploit the ladies now can we. Sorry B2B and Hugh...next year we'll see if we can arrange something.Now as for the ladies...here is the official paper work. Fill it in and email it to nipples@mariony.comName:Age:Height:Weight:Bust:Waist:Hips:Eyes:Hair:Build:Complexion:Ethnicity:Cup Size:Dress Size:Shoe:Stimulant you prefer to get your nipples hard: (I.e. ice, fingers, melted candle wax, boyfriend's mouth etc.)i was gonna have the contestants enter by signing my penis with lips stick ( no hands allowed of course ) .. hahahh .. but this way will work ... ok ladies go sign up !!! mario fwd me all the applications !!! this is gonna be so much fun !! ------------------ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
daigoro Posted January 11 Report Share Posted January 11 Originally posted by mysteriousss:I don't mind how many judges there are.. As long as they are cute and don't bite nipples aww, biting can be fun. You should at least give it a try... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
flying_high Posted January 11 Report Share Posted January 11 Originally posted by mysteriousss: I got competition huh? Lets seee May the best nipple win!Well mysteriousss...let's start the game...and may the best nipples - MINE - win ------------------ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
divalicious Posted January 11 Report Share Posted January 11 Alrighty, move over ladies... I'm tossing my nipples into the ring! Hey guys, do I get extra points for wearing loooooow riding pants that show off camel toe and butt cleavage??------------------ Peace Love Happiness y'all DivaliciousNYC@aol.com Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ggfella4 Posted January 11 Report Share Posted January 11 this is halarious!! now we should all meet up at a club, close the stage off and do the contest. im sure just about everyone in the club will watch (the guys anyway).peace out, gianni------------------AIM: GGFELLA4EMAIL: iannuzzi4@yahoo.com HOMER DANCING TO JOINTS!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cathyo Posted January 12 Report Share Posted January 12 Originally posted by divalicious:Alrighty, move over ladies... I'm tossing my nipples into the ring! OMG!! You are so f'in' funny! ------------------ A mind that is stretched by a new experience can never go back to it's old dimensions.~*~*~Don't use time or words carelessly, neither can be retrieved.~*~*~ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sassa Posted January 12 Report Share Posted January 12 Nice try dude.Are you this hard up for female attention that you are running a nipple contest?VERY amusing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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