misskittie Posted January 18 Report Share Posted January 18 To all of the board members, we would like to make an official anouncement. As of 9:35AM on January 18th of the year 2001, Myrlin and I have come to agreement that I will now serve as his ho / bitch! Any and all inquiries must be directed to my FabuLOus PiMP MyRlin. Touching of his property in any way will be grounds for a brutal death imposed by the Maginificent Pimp!Thank you for your time... ------------------ "If I coulD ReACh up And hOLd a STar fOr eVEry TimE You'vE MAdE ME smiLe, tHE enTire evENinG sKy woUld bE in The pALm of My hAnd" - UnkNoWn AOL = MadamKittE Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nickijay Posted January 18 Report Share Posted January 18 i want a pimp to call my own....... ------------------ Boink like a snow bunny!!!uknj@aol.com Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
misskittie Posted January 18 Author Report Share Posted January 18 Originally posted by uknjx2:i want a pimp to call my own....... Girl...you will need to speak with Mylin if you would like to be one of the bitches. Im sure you can work something out... ------------------ - "If I coulD ReACh up And hOLd a STar fOr eVEry TimE You'vE MAdE ME smiLe, tHE enTire evENinG sKy woUld bE in The pALm of My hAnd" - UnkNoWn - Myrlin's ho! Direct all inquiries to his attention! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ezdreamer Posted January 18 Report Share Posted January 18 Originally posted by misskittie: Girl...you will need to speak with Mylin if you would like to be one of the bitches. Im sure you can work something out... I spoke to da man... I'll be at your place tonite... wear that skool outfit btw... I paid extra for it...------------------I had a dream... a wet dream... looks like God is pissing on me again... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
myrlin Posted January 18 Report Share Posted January 18 Thank you, thank you.I am currently configuring my "lineup" of bitches and hoes. Thank you all for applying and/or being chosen**grins**------------------ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
az-tec Posted January 18 Report Share Posted January 18 HEy..............how can i get involved?????Ive always wanted to be a PIMP.....I might have to start a rival harem....any girls interested just send me a pm. I even got medical and dental benefits plus 3 weeks vacation.-ANdyThe only stipulation is I have to be able to have my way with you whenever i want. ------------------And Everything Will Flow....Flow....Flow.... [This message has been edited by az-tec (edited 01-18-2001).] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
misskittie Posted January 18 Author Report Share Posted January 18 Awww poor Andy...tryin to get a piece of the action.You WILL NOT surpass or even come close to my EnchanTInG PiMp! He will have the finest ass of the board working for him.Abd BTW...I get even better medical, dental, and vacation then your giving...just because Im his number 1 ho! Fine ass = Top $$!lmao------------------ - "If I coulD ReACh up And hOLd a STar fOr eVEry TimE You'vE MAdE ME smiLe, tHE enTire evENinG sKy woUld bE in The pALm of My hAnd" - UnkNoWn - Myrlin's ho! Direct all inquiries to his attention! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
az-tec Posted January 18 Report Share Posted January 18 Originally posted by misskittie:He will have the finest ass of the board working for him.Abd BTW...I get even better medical, dental, and vacation then your giving...just because Im his number 1 ho! Fine ass = Top $$!lmaoWe'll see about that.................Im gonna get me some quality hoes.and as for Fine Ass=Top $$$$.......Keep dreaming Sweetheart.... -Pimpin' A------------------And Everything Will Flow....Flow....Flow.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
misskittie Posted January 18 Author Report Share Posted January 18 Originally posted by az-tec: We'll see about that.................Im gonna get me some quality hoes.and as for Fine Ass=Top $$$$.......Keep dreaming Sweetheart.... -Pimpin' AI dont dream baby...And whats this already calling yourself a Pimp...u dont have any hoes! lolYou wanna play with the big boyz n girls...you got urself a game. Meetup in the playground at 3pm! ------------------ - "If I coulD ReACh up And hOLd a STar fOr eVEry TimE You'vE MAdE ME smiLe, tHE enTire evENinG sKy woUld bE in The pALm of My hAnd" - UnkNoWn - Myrlin's ho! Direct all inquiries to his attention! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
az-tec Posted January 18 Report Share Posted January 18 Originally posted by misskittie: You wanna play with the big boyz n girls...you got urself a game. Meetup in the playground at 3pm! YOUR ON SUCKA!!!!!!!! - LL COOL A------------------And Everything Will Flow....Flow....Flow.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
apdiddy Posted January 18 Report Share Posted January 18 Originally posted by misskittie: I dont want PimP MyRliN giving me another black eye and throwing me down the stairs...in that case sweetheart, you don't wanna work for me...------------------chronic is the answer... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
misskittie Posted January 18 Author Report Share Posted January 18 Originally posted by p00h: in that case sweetheart, you don't wanna work for me...Well then I hate to break it to YOU...I was just testing the water ... seeing what kind of guy u were. I knew you were a mean ass PiMp! Myrlin treats his hoes with respect. Keeps us in top shape and proper. We aint no 2 bit tramps...like I said earlier...TOP ASS = TOP DOLLA!He knows how to run shit....right MyrLin!?No wonder all u other pimps are broke asses....sheesh------------------ - "If I coulD ReACh up And hOLd a STar fOr eVEry TimE You'vE MAdE ME smiLe, tHE enTire evENinG sKy woUld bE in The pALm of My hAnd" - UnkNoWn - Myrlin's ho! Direct all inquiries to his attention! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
djmikedr Posted January 18 Report Share Posted January 18 "Myrlin OWNS Misskitte" ???well dont forget to change your signature too! "I OWN YOU - Misskitte" ------------------aim: djmikedrDJmikeDR@aol.com Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lexxxi Posted January 18 Report Share Posted January 18 First, if anyone hasn't seen it already, you must rent/buy American Pimp (Pimpology). Gives an idea how PIMPING is done.Second, I could use some reperesentation out there. PORN has been on vacation lately. Anyone want to be my PIMP? I am a hard worker and I am a faihtful bitch/ho!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lexxxi Posted January 18 Report Share Posted January 18 First, if anyone hasn't seen it already, you must rent/buy American Pimp (Pimpology). Gives an idea how PIMPING is done.Second, I could use some reperesentation out there. PORN has been on vacation lately. Anyone want to be my PIMP? I am a hard worker and I am a faihtful bitch/ho!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lexxxi Posted January 18 Report Share Posted January 18 First, if anyone hasn't seen it already, you must rent/buy American Pimp (Pimpology). Gives an idea how PIMPING is done.Second, I could use some reperesentation out there. PORN has been on vacation lately. Anyone want to be my PIMP? I am a hard worker and I am a faihtful bitch/ho!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
myrlin Posted January 18 Report Share Posted January 18 Originally posted by lexxxi:First, if anyone hasn't seen it already, you must rent/buy American Pimp (Pimpology). Gives an idea how PIMPING is done.Second, I could use some reperesentation out there. PORN has been on vacation lately. Anyone want to be my PIMP? I am a hard worker and I am a faihtful bitch/ho!!! **cough** we discussed this already, dont make me put u in yur place------------------ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gambitx73 Posted January 18 Report Share Posted January 18 Originally posted by lexxxi:First, if anyone hasn't seen it already, you must rent/buy American Pimp (Pimpology). Gives an idea how PIMPING is done.Second, I could use some reperesentation out there. PORN has been on vacation lately. Anyone want to be my PIMP? I am a hard worker and I am a faihtful bitch/ho!!! .....I think Az-tec would make a good pimp 4 u...As for me..."I would not want to be a Master as I would not want to be a slave" -Abraham Lincoln. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lexxxi Posted January 18 Report Share Posted January 18 Sorry people.....my computer was having a hissy fit!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
descarte Posted January 18 Report Share Posted January 18 Originally posted by misskittie:.just because Im his number 1 ho! Fine ass = Top $$!lmaoMisskittie, if you charged by the square footage...you would be a millionairess. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fou Posted January 18 Report Share Posted January 18 I'm looking for a new pimp remember that hoin aint just for the girl.Women only apply.------------------ ENNA ARRIF KUL HAGGA AN IK Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
misskittie Posted January 18 Author Report Share Posted January 18 Originally posted by kingpharaoh:I'm looking for a new pimp remember that hoin aint just for the girl.Women only apply.Hell Ill hire ya anytime!!! Ill be ur Pimstress if you so choose. Go get an old Cddy convertible..drive around with some red velvet seats, disco ball ..... hellz yea...Oh and decarte aka asshole...stfu ...Im quite slim honey pie!------------------ - "If I coulD ReACh up And hOLd a STar fOr eVEry TimE You'vE MAdE ME smiLe, tHE enTire evENinG sKy woUld bE in The pALm of My hAnd" - UnkNoWn - Myrlin's ho! Direct all inquiries to his attention! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fou Posted January 18 Report Share Posted January 18 Originally posted by misskittie: Hell Ill hire ya anytime!!! Ill be ur Pimstress if you so choose. Go get an old Cddy convertible..drive around with some red velvet seats, disco ball ..... hellz yea...Oh and decarte aka asshole...stfu ...Im quite slim honey pie!yo i have an Xterra pimped out will that do?------------------ ENNA ARRIF KUL HAGGA AN IK Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vejita Posted January 19 Report Share Posted January 19 Um, HELLO? I do believe Jammy is the one and only bonafide p1mp on this board..... any and all bitches need her blessing before being able to toss their ass around.Does this mean we're gonna have p1mp wars now? Ho's doing drive-bys and chucking used condoms at each other and such?-------------------=Vejita=-"Live through the week. Live for the weekend." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
apdiddy Posted January 19 Report Share Posted January 19 um i hate to break this to yall but i am the supreme pimp up in this mother, and as such, any wannabe pimps looking for their own little pimpdoms must get my approval first. now i have no problems with myrlin's ambitions for his own pimpdom, and i got no beef with yall wanting to be his bitches, but being that it didnt go through me first, there's gonna be some blood shed...------------------chronic is the answer... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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