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Originally posted by orchid21:

21 years old and still waiting for that special someone...can anyone help out?

another few years and you'll be beyond help..

btw, maximus.. that was a good one cwm1.gif

as for myself, fortunately, tuesday was a sexual relief (considering i'm a fat perverted slob who never gets out of his apartment, eats spam and wings all the time and listens to 80s music all the while riding my scooter with police shades)

it's amazing that i actually meet women, let alone get laid

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4 weeks ago, in the back of a jeep wrangler. biggrin.gif

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Originally posted by petrol:

We have passed the 90 day mark...

sigh...

Sure I had to go and look now what your answer to the question was smile.gif ...and believe me it's not as embarrasing as you thought on Friday/Saturday...although I agree it's quite funny to meet people that know more about you than some of your friends. Anyway, was nice meeting you...and as I said before, no reason for embarrassement...I don't even count in 'days' anymore wink.gif

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Originally posted by allnight23:

I was close to getting laid on SAT but the girl was Married so she did not want to go all the way, but my girlfriend is coming back from abroad, tonight so....

... I will do it for all of you who did not have a chance to do it recently.

Always, truly yours.

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-----"THE BOWL OF FREEDOM IS KICKED! THE BOWL OF FREEDOM IS KICKED!" Melissa of the NJ ChaCha's

-----"ALOT OF BEER ALOT OF GIRLS AND ALOT OF CURSIN', .22 AUTOMATIC ON MY PERSON." -Beastie Boys

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Yesterday morning and an hour ago. Had to be a little rushed though, b/f's working too damn much!!!!

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Originally posted by allnight23:

I was close to getting laid on SAT but the girl was Married so she did not want to go all the way, but my girlfriend is coming back from abroad, tonight so....

... I will do it for all of you who did not have a chance to do it recently.

Always, truly yours.

Please tell me that's a joke cwm6.gif

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Originally posted by nycetouch:

9 months ago, she's now my girlfriend and unfortunately sex is getting boring!

Go to a sex shop, get some pornos and some toys! Then again, I know when it got boring with my ex, those items were not an option. If you don't do stuff like that in the beginning it's hard to start when you're well into the relationship.

Hope it get's better for you!!

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Originally posted by allnight23:

I was close to getting laid on SAT but the girl was Married so she did not want to go all the way, but my girlfriend is coming back from abroad, tonight so....

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That's horrible! cwm13.gif

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Originally posted by allnight23:

I was close to getting laid on SAT but the girl was Married so she did not want to go all the way, but my girlfriend is coming back from abroad, tonight so....

... I will do it for all of you who did not have a chance to do it recently.

Always, truly yours.

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